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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2010, 02:32:53 AM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.
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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2010, 07:51:06 AM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.

Would be happy to help, but I'm busy trying to sink Oklahoma into the ocean so I don't have to drive through it anymore on my way to Kazzu. Also, yeah I-70 West of...like...Salina sucks. But it's been scientifically proven by science that I-35 north of Des Moines to Minnesota is the worst place in the world. You want to act like you know more than science?

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2010, 10:43:44 AM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.

Would be happy to help, but I'm busy trying to sink Oklahoma into the ocean so I don't have to drive through it anymore on my way to Kazzu. Also, yeah I-70 West of...like...Salina sucks. But it's been scientifically proven by science that I-35 north of Des Moines to Minnesota is the worst place in the world. You want to act like you know more than science?

I believe science was created by God, and Iowa is God's Country. Also, I attend the Iowa State University of Science and Technology, therefore, such as, I know the science and all those people out there in our nation who dont have maps to know I-70 sucks, so we can build up our future.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2010, 08:01:10 PM »
Took some initiative and created a rendering of the Shawn Johnson Butter Carving Farmageddon Trophy.  Sending to the Iowa and Kansas BOR shortly.



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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2010, 09:01:27 PM »
Wheat >>> corn

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2010, 09:36:19 PM »
Took some initiative and created a rendering of the Shawn Johnson Butter Carving Farmageddon Trophy.  Sending to the Iowa and Kansas BOR shortly.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Don't send it to Iowa Board of Regents!! Michael Gardner will use the idea for the Iowa/Nebraska trophy! NOOOOOOOOOOO

Farmageddon is ours and the Iowa Board of Regents will make Iowa vs. Nebraska Farmageddon. Keep them out of it because it will end badly!!!

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2010, 10:12:31 PM »
I am going to stick my penis in Haverhills mom while wearing my Tarvis Williams Hampton jersey.
That should heat up the ole' rivalry game.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2010, 01:26:53 AM »
I am going to stick my penis in Haverhills mom while wearing my Tarvis Williams Hampton jersey.
That should heat up the ole' rivalry game.

More power to you. I'll give you props if you do.