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« Reply #23225 on: October 16, 2023, 04:13:41 PM »
Folks, it’s a long season, if you want to allow mocats thing to think for you then by all means.  I prefer to use a variety of metrics to shape my opinion of the league.

i think cincinnati sucks based on my eyeballs and their stats. of course it's hard to imagine they won't be much much better by season's end and i will be afraid of playing them. but they really do suck at everything right now, it's v weird

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« Reply #23226 on: October 16, 2023, 04:19:33 PM »
cincinnati offense/defense ranks:

rush ypp: 26/29
pass ypp: 31/20
total ypp: 31/25
points per play: 26/18
% of drives ending in a score: 29/17
points per drive: 29/17

like, they are objectively bad and their remaining schedule is ridiculous:

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Re: CHIEFS
« Reply #23227 on: October 16, 2023, 08:17:22 PM »
Guys does Travis Kelce even come to KC, like, at all anymore? He's in Philly rn

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« Reply #23228 on: October 17, 2023, 02:58:56 PM »
Travis Kelce teaching men about how they can learn to be better humans:

https://twitter.com/taylorsschumann/status/1714368647739605277?s=20

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« Reply #23229 on: October 18, 2023, 03:09:08 PM »
i don't like the jet move but whatever

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« Reply #23230 on: October 18, 2023, 04:05:34 PM »
I thought his reverses and pre-snap motion helped our red zone offense last year.  We gave up practically nothing to get him back although we'll likely cast out a young, underachieving WR to do it. 

My concern would be if it somehow precludes us from making a bigger splash at WR should the opportunity present itself.

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« Reply #23231 on: October 18, 2023, 04:10:29 PM »
This is like the end of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang when they brought everybody back to life

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« Reply #23232 on: October 18, 2023, 05:41:56 PM »
Travis Kelce teaching men about how they can learn to be better humans:

https://twitter.com/taylorsschumann/status/1714368647739605277?s=20

Not sure what thread that weird post belongs in, but it ain’t this one

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« Reply #23233 on: October 18, 2023, 07:48:48 PM »
Maybe think about how you would define the term “men” sandstone.. do better


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« Reply #23234 on: October 18, 2023, 08:39:45 PM »
Frank coming back is great news, i love the edge he brings

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« Reply #23235 on: October 18, 2023, 08:47:22 PM »
Frank coming back is great news, i love the edge he brings
I love the edge he brings but not the edge he is

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« Reply #23236 on: October 18, 2023, 09:45:26 PM »
dat playoff edge tho

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« Reply #23237 on: October 19, 2023, 01:02:07 PM »

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« Reply #23238 on: October 19, 2023, 01:07:36 PM »
The mecole thing is tough bc like he can do some nice things for us, but also the last thing we need is more bodies at wr

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« Reply #23239 on: October 19, 2023, 03:51:46 PM »
would love to see andre rison give it another shot.  he would complement kelce so well.


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« Reply #23240 on: October 19, 2023, 03:53:58 PM »
The original chiefs pop star relationship
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« Reply #23241 on: October 19, 2023, 08:40:52 PM »
The original chiefs pop star relationship
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« Reply #23242 on: October 20, 2023, 08:23:51 AM »
R.I.P. Lefteye 

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« Reply #23243 on: October 22, 2023, 06:20:01 PM »
having a good defense is pretty fun
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« Reply #23244 on: October 22, 2023, 07:13:02 PM »
Chiefs are good but they keep having to play these garbage loser teams, such yawn

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« Reply #23245 on: October 23, 2023, 09:36:44 AM »
Basically have the 1 seed wrapped up before Halloween y'all

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« Reply #23246 on: October 23, 2023, 09:39:05 AM »
Having a great defense to compliment our offense is so unfair to everyone else.

We are chris jones and his dumbass agents from being undefeated

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« Reply #23247 on: October 23, 2023, 09:45:03 AM »
Having a great defense to compliment our offense is so unfair to everyone else.

We are chris jones and his dumbass agents from being undefeated

I'm fine with it really. Jones is playing like a man on a mission to get paid.

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« Reply #23248 on: October 23, 2023, 10:41:56 AM »
Yesterday was a pretty great day at the Head.  I waved at Taylor

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« Reply #23249 on: October 23, 2023, 11:02:51 AM »
Chiefs are good but they keep having to play these garbage loser teams, such yawn

Espn’s fpi says we have the tenth hardest remaining schedule (harder than the niners)