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« Reply #23150 on: October 09, 2023, 06:00:14 PM »
Chiefs offense isn't very fun anymore

Have you watched other teams? We're just not a cheat code anymore. We'll still end up top 5 in yards and points when the season ends (If Pat is health).

he just doesn't like drops

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« Reply #23151 on: October 09, 2023, 07:13:09 PM »
The Ross drop did have me hot.

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« Reply #23152 on: October 10, 2023, 09:05:22 AM »
They are doing a better job of getting Ross and Rice the ball quickly on hooks/slants where they don't have to think too much, just catch ball and run with ball.

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« Reply #23153 on: October 10, 2023, 09:44:23 AM »
The Ross drop did have me hot.

This is going to be a major over-reaction, but it felt like that drop kept him from having a major breakout game.

Would be huge to get him going the rest of the year, but I think he now has drops on 33% of his targets, which is.....not......good

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« Reply #23154 on: October 10, 2023, 11:31:36 AM »
I don’t have time to dive into the kim carnes theory of nfl offense, but I think this offense has the potential to be the best we’ve ever had

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« Reply #23155 on: October 10, 2023, 11:33:57 AM »
I, for one, am interested in hearing more about the kim carnes theory of NFL offense.

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« Reply #23156 on: October 10, 2023, 11:37:09 AM »
Same. Also we have a top-5 defense so we won't need to score as much. We're not top-5 statistically yet but we will be after we shut out the Broncos.

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« Reply #23157 on: October 10, 2023, 11:40:05 AM »
Same. Also we have a top-5 defense so we won't need to score as much. We're not top-5 statistically yet but we will be after we shut out the Broncos.

The Broncos suck ass. Is there a chance KC is no. 1 after the game? I mean, I don't want to jinx it, because now we'll probably slog our way to a narrow win.

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« Reply #23158 on: October 10, 2023, 11:45:00 AM »
nfl snowbrag week 6

2nd pair of numbers is current sos-weighted offense/defense rank

1 san francisco 2/4
2 kansas city 6/3
3 detroit 4/10
4 philadelphia 5/18
5 miami 1/26
6 buffalo 3/9
7 baltimore 15/2
8 tampa bay 21/5
9 jacksonville 20/12
10 la rams 9/14
11 indianapolis 10/19
12 seattle 12/21
13 pittsburgh 22/16
14 cleveland 25/1
15 dallas 14/13
16 la chargers 7/23
17 houston 8/22
18 atlanta 26/8
19 new orleans 28/6
20 green bay 18/17
21 ny jets 24/11
22 tennessee 13/24
23 minnesota 11/15
24 new england 31/7
25 cincinnati 27/25
26 las vegas 30/20
27 arizona 16/28
28 washington 29/30
29 chicago 19/31
30 ny giants 32/27
31 carolina 23/29
32 denver 17/32

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« Reply #23159 on: October 10, 2023, 11:46:04 AM »
I'll be at the game on Thursday and I'll be accepting free beers.

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« Reply #23160 on: October 10, 2023, 12:02:03 PM »
most difficult remaining schedules:

1 cincinnati
2 arizona
3 baltimore
4 seattle
5 carolina
6 denver
7 tennessee
8 philadelphia
9 san francisco
10 washington


easiest remaining schedules:

1 green bay
2 houston
3 indianapolis
4 atlanta
5 new orleans
6 detroit
7 kansas city
8 pittsburgh
9 buffalo
10 chicago

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« Reply #23161 on: October 10, 2023, 01:26:31 PM »
Chiefs offense isn't very fun anymore

Have you watched other teams? We're just not a cheat code anymore. We'll still end up top 5 in yards and points when the season ends (If Pat is health).

he just doesn't like drops
honestly don't watch much of any NFL other than the Chefs and one weird kid of mine that likes the steelers for some reason.
I just miss long bombs and speed that kills

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« Reply #23162 on: October 10, 2023, 01:29:14 PM »
the chiefs have faced defenses with these ranks so far (chiefs' score in parentheses)

#10 (20)
#12 (17)
#31 (41)
#11 (23)
#15 (27)


next 4 defenses coming up:

#32
#23
#32
#26

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« Reply #23163 on: October 10, 2023, 01:37:57 PM »
Chiefs offense isn't very fun anymore

Have you watched other teams? We're just not a cheat code anymore. We'll still end up top 5 in yards and points when the season ends (If Pat is health).

he just doesn't like drops
honestly don't watch much of any NFL other than the Chefs and one weird kid of mine that likes the steelers for some reason.
I just miss long bombs and speed that kills

Here we have a guy who could use a few classes on the theory of nfl offense.  You’d love the dolphins. 

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« Reply #23164 on: October 10, 2023, 01:40:12 PM »
Chiefs offense isn't very fun anymore

Have you watched other teams? We're just not a cheat code anymore. We'll still end up top 5 in yards and points when the season ends (If Pat is health).

he just doesn't like drops
honestly don't watch much of any NFL other than the Chefs and one weird kid of mine that likes the steelers for some reason.
I just miss long bombs and speed that kills

Here we have a guy who could use a few classes on the theory of nfl offense.  You’d love the dolphins.
"take what the defense gives you"  :jerk:
Just means you don't have anyone fast enough or your QB's rocket arm needs surgery

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« Reply #23165 on: October 10, 2023, 01:42:29 PM »
I remember when we had that speedy wr and we scored 3 points in the second half of the 2022 afc championship game, that was awesome.

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« Reply #23166 on: October 10, 2023, 01:50:08 PM »
Agreed, we should've gone deep more that game.. Draw PI or long bomb city

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« Reply #23167 on: October 11, 2023, 08:30:01 AM »
Same. Also we have a top-5 defense so we won't need to score as much. We're not top-5 statistically yet but we will be after we shut out the Broncos.

The Broncos suck ass. Is there a chance KC is no. 1 after the game? I mean, I don't want to jinx it, because now we'll probably slog our way to a narrow win.

Na. It will be like 41-3

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« Reply #23168 on: October 11, 2023, 08:31:58 AM »
Chiefs offense isn't very fun anymore

Have you watched other teams? We're just not a cheat code anymore. We'll still end up top 5 in yards and points when the season ends (If Pat is health).

he just doesn't like drops
honestly don't watch much of any NFL other than the Chefs and one weird kid of mine that likes the steelers for some reason.
I just miss long bombs and speed that kills

There are like 13 teams with offenses that would make you barf. Watch the Giants or New England or Carolina or one of the other suck teams and then watching the Chiefs will seem so fun you'd think you were at a birthday party on a party boat.

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« Reply #23169 on: October 11, 2023, 08:54:23 AM »
The Broncos are literally the worst defense in the league, this will be a 4th quarter full of Gabbert.

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« Reply #23170 on: October 11, 2023, 09:21:58 AM »
The Broncos are literally the worst defense in the league, this will be a 4th quarter full of Gabbert.

the spread is -10.5, you going to be putting a farm on the chiefs? (i for sure will not be)

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« Reply #23171 on: October 11, 2023, 09:22:47 AM »
I don't make bets more than like $4. So a $4 farm yes.

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« Reply #23172 on: October 11, 2023, 09:36:28 AM »
Division games are a different animal. Could be close, could be a blowout. Only a loss would be surprising.
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« Reply #23173 on: October 11, 2023, 11:25:11 AM »
Division games are a different animal. Could be close, could be a blowout. Only a loss would be surprising.

I dunno man. I will be stunned if Denver is within 1 score with the ball at any point after halftime. But then again all last year the Chiefs would kind of sleepwalk through games against bad teams not cover spreads. So maybe I won't be so stunned. Annoyed is a better word.

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« Reply #23174 on: October 11, 2023, 01:35:28 PM »
The game @ Denver last year we were up 27-0, then won by 6...