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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16025 on: January 11, 2019, 04:42:30 PM »
If I were on the offense, I'd plan out for the first offensive TD. No matter who scores, that player holds the ball up over his head, then that player hands the ball to PMII and he spikes it, as hard as he can (football will probably pop but NBD). Then all 11 players form a line and start doing the chop, and the whole stadium is just so pumped that they chop too. THEN* Kelce runs to the front row behind the goal post and starts making out with a babe while everyone at arrowhead is chopping so hard. The Colts will probably just forfeit right there.


*you'd have to designate a make out babe from each endzone before the game and run this plan by her so it works out perf.
CF3, only one babe will be necessary. We are scoring in the first quarter, if she has to reposition after the coin toss, so be it.

Good point. I was thinking a cheerleader but I like the idea of a fan better.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16026 on: January 11, 2019, 04:44:02 PM »
If I were on the offense, I'd plan out for the first offensive TD. No matter who scores, that player holds the ball up over his head, then that player hands the ball to PMII and he spikes it, as hard as he can (football will probably pop but NBD). Then all 11 players form a line and start doing the chop, and the whole stadium is just so pumped that they chop too. THEN* Kelce runs to the front row behind the goal post and starts making out with a babe while everyone at arrowhead is chopping so hard. The Colts will probably just forfeit right there.


*you'd have to designate a make out babe from each endzone before the game and run this plan by her so it works out perf.
CF3, only one babe will be necessary. We are scoring in the first quarter, if she has to reposition after the coin toss, so be it.

Good point. I was thinking a cheerleader but I like the idea of a fan better.
Let’s be honest, while it would be totally okay if there was, every babe in Arrowhead tomorrow will be happy to make out with @killatrav
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16027 on: January 11, 2019, 04:44:51 PM »
I plan on chopping the entire game. Just like the St. Joe's hawk does at basketball games. 

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16028 on: January 11, 2019, 04:46:18 PM »
The Chiefs guys. THE CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16029 on: January 11, 2019, 04:46:50 PM »
8MP you thinking it'll be heads or tails tomorrow?

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16030 on: January 11, 2019, 04:54:07 PM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/A8rGTl2cjB0[/youtube]

@8manpick start that one at 13:30. Tomorrow is about the fist.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16031 on: January 11, 2019, 05:25:23 PM »
8MP you thinking it'll be heads or tails tomorrow?
Whichever one that Andrew badLuck doesn’t call
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16032 on: January 11, 2019, 05:31:54 PM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/A8rGTl2cjB0[/youtube]

@8manpick start that one at 13:30. Tomorrow is about the fist.
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Incredible. I know he didn’t win in the playoffs, but I love Marty
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16033 on: January 11, 2019, 05:51:15 PM »
Same. I love everything about him (except the playoff losses). I love the cheese speeches and all of it.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16034 on: January 11, 2019, 05:51:38 PM »
8MP you thinking it'll be heads or tails tomorrow?
Whichever one that Andrew badLuck doesn’t call

oh man I'm gonna use badLuck tomorrow lmao

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16035 on: January 11, 2019, 06:19:02 PM »
When Patrick runs through that tunnel tomorrow I am going to pass out from screaming.

"At Quaterback From Texas Tech... Number 15...PATRICK MAHOOOOOOOOME"



Can't wait.  I'll be arriving in the parking lot hopefully areound Noon or so.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16036 on: January 11, 2019, 06:21:15 PM »
I’m arriving at the Chicago Chiefs bar before noon tomorrow to secure my spot. Guess I’ll watch some Bruceketball too
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16037 on: January 11, 2019, 08:26:44 PM »
Does anyone have any questions for me about the game?
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16038 on: January 11, 2019, 08:28:20 PM »
ah yes, "defense simply helps win championships"

Still trying to figure out how talking specifically about the Chiefs defensive woes means I've gone all in on defense.   I mean FFS, there's no way the Chiefs are playing tomorrow without the prolific offense.   

T&P's that the mandatory drug testing email doesn't show up in your inbox anytime soon fellas.

it's because of CF3's post that you quoted where you insinuated that yes in 2018, defense still wins championships. it was pretty explicit.

What was the Eagles defensive rank heading into Super Bowl 2018? 

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CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16039 on: January 11, 2019, 08:29:50 PM »
I agree. Lamar is going to have a HUGE impact on this game!

When he nixed  the roof on Arrowhead and this no KCSB, he potentially had a huge impact on the game tomorrow. 

Again, always here to help Wacks.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16040 on: January 11, 2019, 08:31:13 PM »
Jesus, you’re old.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16041 on: January 11, 2019, 08:34:28 PM »
Whoever constructed Lambuea? (Whatever the eff it’s spelled like) really mumped that team up. It’s going to be nuts there tomorrow, in our advantage. Classic Dax phogger to already make excuses by dead guys of why we won’t win.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16042 on: January 11, 2019, 09:47:41 PM »
Chiefs are 24th in Pts Allowed.

2006 Colts were 23th
2008 Cardinals were 28th
2009 Saints were 21st
2011 Giants were 25th
2016 Falcons were 27th
* That's 5 of 24 Super Bowl participants last 12 yrs

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16043 on: January 11, 2019, 10:36:52 PM »
Best friends surprised me with a lower level ticket because they love me guys.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16044 on: January 11, 2019, 10:42:00 PM »
Does anyone have any questions for me about the game?

Will the colts run over or under 150 yards?

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16045 on: January 11, 2019, 10:44:07 PM »
Best friends surprised me with a lower level ticket because they love me guys.

Never forget that wacky (my guy) and me made eye contact like 86 seconds before salvy won the WC game. Even though he’s pretty dumb and weird, WC08 is kinda good luck

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16046 on: January 11, 2019, 10:45:13 PM »
I agree. Lamar is going to have a HUGE impact on this game!

When he nixed  the roof on Arrowhead and this no KCSB, he potentially had a huge impact on the game tomorrow. 

Again, always here to help Wacks.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16047 on: January 11, 2019, 10:45:57 PM »
Dominate the 1st half. Chiefs scored 153 offensive pts in the 1st half at Arrowhead. A ridiculous 4.13 pts per drive

LAC was #6 scoring team, Ravens were 13th.  Bengals came into Week 7 averaging 29.0 per game. Dalton/AJ Green injuries derailed their O.

Those 3 teams had 24 pts in the 1st half.  Just 1.84 pts per drive

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16048 on: January 11, 2019, 10:47:34 PM »
Dominate the 1st half. Chiefs scored 153 offensive pts in the 1st half at Arrowhead. A ridiculous 4.13 pts per drive

LAC was #6 scoring team, Ravens were 13th.  Bengals came into Week 7 averaging 29.0 per game. Dalton/AJ Green injuries derailed their O.

Those 3 teams had 24 pts in the 1st half.  Just 1.84 pts per drive

Also, colts are dumb and chiefs are incred.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16049 on: January 11, 2019, 10:51:07 PM »
Game day gear:

Chiefs socks
Blue wool socks
Boots
Long Johns
Jeans
Snow pants
Thermal shirt
Hoodie
Black canvas coat
Patrick Surtain Jersey (on top, incred Jersey)
Chiefs stocking hat
Yellow scarf
Gloves

Multiple plastic flasks of booze