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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16000 on: January 11, 2019, 02:31:37 PM »
Hey Dax, fear Friday was cancelled. Get on the Hype Train or get the eff off the tracks


https://twitter.com/chiefs/status/1083793901197000704?s=2

https://twitter.com/realmnchiefsfan/status/1081642434298368002?s=21
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16001 on: January 11, 2019, 02:34:40 PM »
oh my holy crap that is my favorite thing in the world, T-Y 8MP

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16002 on: January 11, 2019, 02:43:21 PM »
Remaining teams scoring offense

1. Chiefs
2. Rams
3. Saints
4. Patriots
5. Colts
6. Chargers
18. Eagles
22. Cowboys

i guess dax is putting money on the cowboys

So defense is now offense?

4 losses, all to playoff teams, prolific offensive numbers, terrible defense.   See how this discussion goes on #fearfriday?  I don't create the themes I just enhance them.

dallas has the best defense left in the playoffs you absolute weirdo

But I'm not saying or even implying that defense is the be all and end all, it simply helps.   The Chiefs have a disruptive enough defense at times to go all the way, it's just their propensity for WTF'ness that you also have to consider as well. 

 :facepalm: follow the thread, look at what I was originally replying to . . .

Even in a more offensive oriented league . . . check that, a more offensive friendly league where teams like the Chiefs have taken advantage (and others clearly have not, some of the games this year  :zzz:) . . . in the playoffs things start getting ratcheted down and fixed.  I hope the Chiefs are in that mode as well on defense. 

Now you ask who does the weather hurt or help.  The indoor ugly Luck's or the high flying Chiefs?   Like I said earlier, I think a big pointy finger to that Lamar in the Sky (with diamonds) and his cheap ways may be in order tomorrow, no roof.


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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16003 on: January 11, 2019, 02:47:08 PM »
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16004 on: January 11, 2019, 02:48:30 PM »
ah yes, "defense simply helps win championships"

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16006 on: January 11, 2019, 02:50:49 PM »
Let me just say what everyone is already thinking....

We're going to win the Super Bowl!!

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16007 on: January 11, 2019, 02:52:06 PM »
ah yes, "defense simply helps win championships"

Still trying to figure out how talking specifically about the Chiefs defensive woes means I've gone all in on defense.   I mean FFS, there's no way the Chiefs are playing tomorrow without the prolific offense.   

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16008 on: January 11, 2019, 03:04:38 PM »
Did Lamar Hunt screw dax out of a free hotdog or something?  The dude's been dead for over 12 years now...

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16009 on: January 11, 2019, 03:13:47 PM »
I'm oddly serene about this game tomorrow. We're either going to win as we should because we're the better team, or we're going to choke which would not be surprising at all for the Chiefs. I think I'll be more anxious if we make it to the AFCCG.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16010 on: January 11, 2019, 03:33:42 PM »
I'm oddly serene about this game tomorrow. We're either going to win as we should because we're the better team, or we're going to choke which would not be surprising at all for the Chiefs. I think I'll be more anxious if we make it to the AFCCG.

If we win tomorrow we will win the AFCCG FO SHO. Just gotta get the monkey off our back.

Also I'm going tomorrow....AND AM SUPER SUPER DUPER PUMPED. OMG MAHOMES/SNOW/PLAYOFFS/FLYOVER/SNOW/FINALLY GONNA DO IT!!!!!

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16011 on: January 11, 2019, 03:57:18 PM »
i leave you guys alone ITT for like 2 hours and i come back and you've made such a mess of it smh

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16012 on: January 11, 2019, 03:58:13 PM »
Did Lamar Hunt screw dax out of a free hotdog or something?  The dude's been dead for over 12 years now...

Smart people know I'm actually complimenting Lamar Hunt . . . anyone (that being smart people) who knows the story of Lamar Hunt, knows that he was notoriously cheap.


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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16013 on: January 11, 2019, 04:06:34 PM »
i leave you guys alone ITT for like 2 hours and i come back and you've made such a mess of it smh
I tried. I really did.
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16014 on: January 11, 2019, 04:06:57 PM »
I agree. Lamar is going to have a HUGE impact on this game!

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16015 on: January 11, 2019, 04:07:30 PM »
ah yes, "defense simply helps win championships"

Still trying to figure out how talking specifically about the Chiefs defensive woes means I've gone all in on defense.   I mean FFS, there's no way the Chiefs are playing tomorrow without the prolific offense.   

T&P's that the mandatory drug testing email doesn't show up in your inbox anytime soon fellas.

it's because of CF3's post that you quoted where you insinuated that yes in 2018, defense still wins championships. it was pretty explicit.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16016 on: January 11, 2019, 04:09:17 PM »
i love the chiefs and i hope they win guys

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16017 on: January 11, 2019, 04:09:22 PM »
CF3, could I request a Holthus call from the upcoming game?

"Mahomes has got the play from the sideline. They need a first down to ice this game and set up a date with destiny next Sunday here at Arrowhead Stadium. We know the entire kingdom from Great Bend to Des Moines to Fargo and down to Tulsa is ready for a party, let's see what Big Red has up his sleeve here with the Chiefs up 4 and 1:23 left. No timeouts left for either team, its 3rd and 7 from the Chiefs 21. Mahomes fakes a hand off to Williams AND HE'S GOING DEEP! HE'S GOT THE CHEETAH! THE CHEETAH GOT LOOSE ACROSS THE SAVANNAH AND MAKES THE CATCH AT THE 20! 10! 5! TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN KAN-SAS CITY! THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS! AND BIG RED GOES FOR A BIG PLAY TO ICE THE GAME HERE AGAINST THE COLTS! NOT SINCE THE BOOK OF DANIEL HAS A GROUP  SURVIVED SUCH A FIREY FURNACE AS THE ONE THE CHIEFS HAVE BEEN IN TODAY AT ARROWHEAD! ANDY REID LOOKS OUT OVER THE KINGDOM AND PUMPS HIS FIST! CHIEFS KINGDOM COME, CHIEFS WILL BE DONE, ON THE FIELD AS IT IS IN HY-VEE! And here comes Butker on for the extra point to put the Chiefs up 11!"

I really enjoyed this, thank you for posting.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16018 on: January 11, 2019, 04:21:13 PM »
This highlight has everything you could ever want in a minute and a half

Port-o-John Chiefs fan: check
Boring Marty speech: check
“Unheralded” Tony Richardson: more like best fullback in NFL History
Elvis Grbac: you betcha
Incredible Mitch call to finish it out: oh you know it

https://youtu.be/aUUHRF4FCw0
Reposting because it got buried under stuff about Lamar Hunt’s ketchup on hot dogs or something.
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16019 on: January 11, 2019, 04:28:38 PM »
I loved that one 8manpick

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16020 on: January 11, 2019, 04:29:23 PM »
I hope we go deep on the first play. Like 50+ yards in the air deep. Get in their fat heads.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16021 on: January 11, 2019, 04:34:48 PM »
If I were on the offense, I'd plan out for the first offensive TD. No matter who scores, that player holds the ball up over his head, then that player hands the ball to PMII and he spikes it, as hard as he can (football will probably pop but NBD). Then all 11 players form a line and start doing the chop, and the whole stadium is just so pumped that they chop too. THEN* Kelce runs to the front row behind the goal post and starts making out with a babe while everyone at arrowhead is chopping so hard. The Colts will probably just forfeit right there.


*you'd have to designate a make out babe from each endzone before the game and run this plan by her so it works out perf.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16022 on: January 11, 2019, 04:37:36 PM »
If I were on the offense, I'd plan out for the first offensive TD. No matter who scores, that player holds the ball up over his head, then that player hands the ball to PMII and he spikes it, as hard as he can (football will probably pop but NBD). Then all 11 players form a line and start doing the chop, and the whole stadium is just so pumped that they chop too. THEN* Kelce runs to the front row behind the goal post and starts making out with a babe while everyone at arrowhead is chopping so hard. The Colts will probably just forfeit right there.


*you'd have to designate a make out babe from each endzone before the game and run this plan by her so it works out perf.
CF3, only one babe will be necessary. We are scoring in the first quarter, if she has to reposition after the coin toss, so be it.
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16023 on: January 11, 2019, 04:41:28 PM »
When Patrick runs through that tunnel tomorrow I am going to pass out from screaming.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #16024 on: January 11, 2019, 04:42:06 PM »
All the hot kc babes will probably cause a riot trying to get picked
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