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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15875 on: January 09, 2019, 03:21:51 PM »
remember when he ran back the OT kickoff vs san diego and marty ran him down and kissed him  :lol:

IIRC that was the corner who took a pick 6 back against Raiders.

James Hasty. Can't confirm if Marty smooched him or Vanover. Either way go Cheese.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15876 on: January 09, 2019, 03:22:26 PM »
Pretty sure someone here got a Derrick Thomas and Joe Montana jersey out of a Trim’s stuff event.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15877 on: January 09, 2019, 03:32:16 PM »
I told J-Dub (massive idiot) that my ranking of teams I don't want to play round 2 was 1. Colts 2. Chargers 3. Ravens. He said he was most afraid of Ravens because of the D but I'm like "Hey J-Dub, turn off your oscar Springsteen Netflix show, pull your head out of your butt, and wake up. Lamar Jackson isn't coming into Arrowhead in a playoff game with the Chiefs coming off a bye and winning. Andrew Luck can!"

Then J-Dub (dumb dumb of the year) ate some ice cream and then listened to Born to Run 50 times on repeat and watched John Elway Patrick Mahomes highlights.

A couple of things..

1. Colts play the highest percentage of zone d in the league. Patrick is PFF's highest rated QB against zone covg this year (14 TD - 0 INT). Kelce and Tyreek will kill Indy up the seams.

2. Andrew Luck's postseason record on the road: 2 wins and 3 losses. TD to INT ratio in those games: 7:10.

Stop being afraid, pansy.

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15878 on: January 09, 2019, 03:38:46 PM »
also sammy watkins is playing

IF he plays it will be some decoy-type crap. He had wrap on his foot yesterday the size of the one Roger Clemons used to have after he pitched a 161 pitch complete game vs the Brewers or some crap.
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15879 on: January 09, 2019, 03:42:03 PM »
Is it a decoy if every one knows it’s a decoy?

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15880 on: January 09, 2019, 03:48:48 PM »
Cf3 asked for me to report here.  Are we freaking out or feeling good ?

I'm already planning my championship plans btw....and when to get back from Atlanta so I don't miss the parade.

Parade was announced today as either the 5th or 6th btw...plans are underway

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15881 on: January 09, 2019, 04:00:08 PM »
I was feeling bad until I saw this, aka the greatest thing ever. Its full of Marty and Mitch and its incred.


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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15882 on: January 09, 2019, 04:03:26 PM »
Scoring offenses the Colts faced--
#31 Jax twice
#30 Buffalo
#29 Washington
#28 Oakland
#27 Tennessee twice
#26 Miami
#23 NYJ
#22 Dallas
-- allowed 16.7 in those 10

#18 Philly
#17 Cincy
#16 NYG
#12 Houston 3x
#4 New England
--- allowed 26.3 in those 7.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15883 on: January 09, 2019, 04:04:34 PM »
I told J-Dub (massive idiot) that my ranking of teams I don't want to play round 2 was 1. Colts 2. Chargers 3. Ravens. He said he was most afraid of Ravens because of the D but I'm like "Hey J-Dub, turn off your oscar Springsteen Netflix show, pull your head out of your butt, and wake up. Lamar Jackson isn't coming into Arrowhead in a playoff game with the Chiefs coming off a bye and winning. Andrew Luck can!"

Then J-Dub (dumb dumb of the year) ate some ice cream and then listened to Born to Run 50 times on repeat and watched John Elway Patrick Mahomes highlights.

A couple of things..

1. Colts play the highest percentage of zone d in the league. Patrick is PFF's highest rated QB against zone covg this year (14 TD - 0 INT). Kelce and Tyreek will kill Indy up the seams.

2. Andrew Luck's postseason record on the road: 2 wins and 3 losses. TD to INT ratio in those games: 7:10.

Stop being afraid, pansy.

oh good. Chiefs are a notoriously good home playoff team so my fears are all lifted

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15884 on: January 09, 2019, 04:06:08 PM »
Cf3 asked for me to report here.  Are we freaking out or feeling good ?

I'm already planning my championship plans btw....and when to get back from Atlanta so I don't miss the parade.

Parade was announced today as either the 5th or 6th btw...plans are underway

I think I'll sit the parade out this time around if it happens.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15885 on: January 09, 2019, 04:08:23 PM »
If we win the SB I'll set myself on fire like a Tibetan monk during the parade while everyone cheers me on.
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15886 on: January 09, 2019, 04:12:14 PM »
I was feeling bad until I saw this, aka the greatest thing ever. Its full of Marty and Mitch and its incred.



@mocat @j-dub look at the stud party animal at 13:31 on this vid. He's like a professional turn a frown upside downer.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15887 on: January 09, 2019, 04:15:23 PM »
i've been on this site for a decade and have only ever met two people, trim and stevedave. :surprised:

Way more.  Fatty, EMAWgeddon, DGale, The Ed, a shitload of gE'rs who incorporated that BWW watch party into their bachelor party plans.

oh yeah, that's true! dgale was a big oversight.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15888 on: January 09, 2019, 04:15:41 PM »
also sammy watkins is playing

IF he plays it will be some decoy-type crap. He had wrap on his foot yesterday the size of the one Roger Clemons used to have after he pitched a 161 pitch complete game vs the Brewers or some crap.

ever heard of 3D chess AJ

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15889 on: January 09, 2019, 06:27:23 PM »
I was feeling bad until I saw this, aka the greatest thing ever. Its full of Marty and Mitch and its incred.



@mocat @j-dub look at the stud party animal at 13:31 on this vid. He's like a professional turn a frown upside downer.

it is bananas how old that looks. 1995 may as well be WWII

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15890 on: January 09, 2019, 08:20:51 PM »
Excited for battle of the seans in the nfc champ game

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15891 on: January 09, 2019, 10:29:15 PM »
@Trim  worlds colliding

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15892 on: January 09, 2019, 11:20:10 PM »
Who are those people?

Payton's chinese knockoff jersey looks more legit.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15893 on: January 10, 2019, 08:28:41 AM »
The one on the left is a very average pitcher for the Royals.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15894 on: January 10, 2019, 09:17:20 AM »
I'm calling today confidence Thursday. ITT today we post the things that make us confident of a Chiefs W.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15895 on: January 10, 2019, 09:18:44 AM »
Gut feeling
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15896 on: January 10, 2019, 09:18:56 AM »
I'm calling today confidence Thursday. ITT today we post the things that make us confident of a Chiefs W.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15897 on: January 10, 2019, 09:29:02 AM »
Ticket prices are dropping. I might go by myself to this thing. I need a man date.  :excited:

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15898 on: January 10, 2019, 09:44:20 AM »
Isn't it destiny to play against Brady for a ticket to the Superbowl? 

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING - Non FSD
« Reply #15899 on: January 10, 2019, 10:04:46 AM »
WARNING: The first 95% of this article is no good for CF3's confidence Thursday, however, the last part works pretty well.

https://www.theringer.com/nfl-playoffs/2019/1/10/18176384/kansas-city-chiefs-kicking-woes-lawrence-tynes-harrison-butker-jan-stenerud

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The Chiefs face a daunting history Saturday afternoon. But in a battle between playoff demons and a franchise quarterback, I’ll take my chances with the franchise quarterback. The best way to keep your field goal kicker from determining the outcome of the game is to just score touchdowns instead.

But just to be safe, maybe the Chiefs should go for two every time.
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