ITT, you can ask questions about what the hell is going on in a different thread because you are over 600 unread threads behind (which is why people need to stop making new threads) and you are unable to scan every thread within the next week to catch up, but you really need to know now. You know? Because you don't want to muck up the original thread.
I'll start:
Was Winters really in the hospital? If so, besides the dong issue, is it a long term issue? Do we need to schedule a fund raiser?
Gonna win 'em all!