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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2010, 07:46:18 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

The most amazing part about having Bill Boarth for 366 was the fact that he knew you didn't care, and he didn't either.

One of our lab assignments was to make a simple web page in HTML.  I went in there and finished it in less than 10 minutes.  I submitted it, and as I was walking out, he was convinced I didn't do it.  So we walked back to the computer, I fired up the site, and he said, "Oh.  Okay.  You can go."  He had no idea how beneath us his curriculum was.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2010, 08:16:52 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

The most amazing part about having Bill Boarth for 366 was the fact that he knew you didn't care, and he didn't either.

One of our lab assignments was to make a simple web page in HTML.  I went in there and finished it in less than 10 minutes.  I submitted it, and as I was walking out, he was convinced I didn't do it.  So we walked back to the computer, I fired up the site, and he said, "Oh.  Okay.  You can go."  He had no idea how beneath us his curriculum was.

Don't you just love teachers like that? The ones that know they are teaching a bullshit class about stuff you'll never need to know and that you are going to purposely forget all the material the second it's over, and they just don't care anymore.

I heard how easy Borth was but of course his classes were all full so I figured what the hell Kovar can't be as bad as everyone says.

I would usually be one of the first people done with my lab and it would still take me right up to the full class period or more every time. When you were done you were supposed to raise your hand and he would come over and grade it over your shoulder right then and there marking every little thing off and probably having the time of his life.

My html project took me 12 hours. He said the average was 16. Of that 12 hours, it took me about 10 minutes to learn basic html, and the rest of the time to learn how much I hated Brian Kovar. We had two other projects that took even longer.

The guy apparently hated trees too, because he'd require 20 or so printouts with every assignment.

Any current students on here, you've been warned.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2010, 09:21:39 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2010, 09:24:24 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR. 

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

eff YOU.      YOU bad person I WILL FAIL YOUR KIDS.


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #79 on: July 16, 2010, 04:37:08 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR. 

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

eff YOU.      YOU bad person I WILL FAIL YOUR KIDS.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #80 on: July 17, 2010, 09:00:44 PM »
i read this entire thread and the only name i recognize is Pat rough ridin' double breasted suit Bosco. All I know is if Rick Daris is going to be someone else, can I be Rick Daris?

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2010, 12:49:59 AM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

The most amazing part about having Bill Boarth for 366 was the fact that he knew you didn't care, and he didn't either.

One of our lab assignments was to make a simple web page in HTML.  I went in there and finished it in less than 10 minutes.  I submitted it, and as I was walking out, he was convinced I didn't do it.  So we walked back to the computer, I fired up the site, and he said, "Oh.  Okay.  You can go."  He had no idea how beneath us his curriculum was.

this. favorite class to go to hungover.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #82 on: July 18, 2010, 01:48:49 AM »
Anyone in this thread ever had sex with another person?  Whole lotta nerds round here.  :walkingawaywhilewhistlingwithmyhandsinmypockets:

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #83 on: July 19, 2010, 12:28:50 AM »
I got dibs on Linder

 :nono: i love him more. do the right thing.

though, i will accept michael donnelly as a consolation prize. absolutely beautiful human being.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #84 on: July 19, 2010, 01:37:33 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was fracking criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #85 on: July 19, 2010, 01:45:13 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #86 on: July 19, 2010, 02:32:07 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

Canadians  :curse:
 

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #87 on: July 19, 2010, 03:05:55 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

Canadians  :curse:
 

LOL, Harold tried to talk me into majoring in Cultural Anthropology because I blew his exams out of the water....dude didn't seem to understand that my amazing (at that time) short term memory/regurgitation skills did not equal interest in Anthropology....stand in line behind sociology, psychology, history and other easy A curricula bro.   :gocho:

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« Reply #88 on: July 19, 2010, 03:10:43 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

Canadians  :curse:
 

LOL, Harold tried to talk me into majoring in Cultural Anthropology because I blew his exams out of the water....dude didn't seem to understand that my amazing (at that time) short term memory/regurgitation skills did not equal interest in Anthropology....stand in line behind sociology, psychology, history and other easy A curricula bro.   :gocho:

I think he was too busy with the Mikmaqs to actually do any real grading of the BS I was handing in.  :crossfingers:

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« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2010, 03:26:15 PM »
I got dibs on Linder

 :nono: i love him more. do the right thing.



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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2010, 03:32:32 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

Canadians  :curse:
 

LOL, Harold tried to talk me into majoring in Cultural Anthropology because I blew his exams out of the water....dude didn't seem to understand that my amazing (at that time) short term memory/regurgitation skills did not equal interest in Anthropology....stand in line behind sociology, psychology, history and other easy A curricula bro.   :gocho:

I think he was too busy with the Mikmaqs to actually do any real grading of the BS I was handing in.  :crossfingers:
Dude's email sig says "distinguished professor of anthropology." More like distinguished rich d-bag white man designated to help the most obscure indian nation on the planet.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #91 on: July 19, 2010, 04:00:00 PM »
Hate Prins.  His (lower level) class is one of the easiest A's I've had at K-state, but man, his class is a total snoozer.



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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #92 on: July 19, 2010, 09:05:04 PM »
I'm the Harold Prinz
You spelled your name wrong you stuck up POS. Screw you and your Mi'kmaq Indian friends.

or did I.... :surprised:

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #93 on: July 19, 2010, 09:08:22 PM »
Hate Prins.  His (lower level) class is one of the easiest A's I've had at K-state, but man, his class is a total snoozer.



Snoozer?  rough ridin' hardly.  Did you not read the story of the tribe that makes the young warriors drink the cum of the older warriors to get their "power?"   :eek:  That's not a snoozer in my book.  Gross, sure.  But definitely not a snoozer.

Go sit in on a Stacy Kovar lecture if you need a snoozer (ya, his wife).

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #94 on: July 19, 2010, 09:09:57 PM »
Hate Prins.  His (lower level) class is one of the easiest A's I've had at K-state, but man, his class is a total snoozer.



Snoozer?  rough ridin' hardly.  Did you not read the story of the tribe that makes the young warriors drink the cum of the older warriors to get their "power?"   :eek:  That's not a snoozer in my book.  Gross, sure.  But definitely not a snoozer.

Go sit in on a Stacy Kovar lecture if you need a snoozer (ya, his wife).

Maybe I missed that day, but something about that class made me very, very sleepy.

Maybe his accent?


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #95 on: July 19, 2010, 09:19:53 PM »
Hate Prins.  His (lower level) class is one of the easiest A's I've had at K-state, but man, his class is a total snoozer.



Snoozer?  fracking hardly.  Did you not read the story of the tribe that makes the young warriors drink the cum of the older warriors to get their "power?"   :eek:  That's not a snoozer in my book.  Gross, sure.  But definitely not a snoozer.

Go sit in on a Stacy Kovar lecture if you need a snoozer (ya, his wife).

Maybe I missed that day, but something about that class made me very, very sleepy.

Maybe his accent?

that particular story was in the work book thingy that we were suppose to read.  He made mention of it in my lecture in a subtle way, but didn't really get into it.  Crazy crap.

Anyway, Limestone is DEFINITELY Harold.  DEFINITELY.

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« Reply #96 on: July 19, 2010, 10:24:32 PM »
Limestone/Dr.Harold Prins,

Your wife is named Bunny. Please share with us how her name came to be Bunny.
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« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2010, 02:08:15 PM »
not prins, but knew a few of his disciples.  said bunny was born kitten, but her maiden name was facse.  parents changed it to avoid sophmoric taunting and teasing. 

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« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2010, 03:40:51 PM »
Took Borth's class with PhiCat. It reminded me of the southpark episode where Mr/Ms Garrison was reading out of the book in the computer lab while all the kids were killing Nazi's and Japs on COD.

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« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2010, 01:44:36 AM »
dibs on scott hendrix.   :pbj:

no offense etp, but you'd be lucky to get farrell webb. if by some stroke of luck you do, then you take that sob, turn around, run as fast as you can, and never look back. godspeed.

Sheeeeeiiiitttt I'm clearly the Farrell Webb of this board, the tough  and misunderstood by crackers but the intelligent social conscience of this circus.

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