Dorm Assignments

[CHONGS]

have fun trying to pick up chicks with the soldiers at your pool.  We have co-ed dorms BY ROOM.  I'll go door to door for my first big party.

Whooptie-doo!

I don't worry for a sec about soldiers (my tan is bumpin right now ), but you should worry about all of those dorm girls from Chanute who smell suspiciously like potato soup.

[Paul Moscow]

ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.  

Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.

Yeah OK. Have fun creepy date-rapist. You are NOT invited to my place ever.

Like I would want to hang out at a place with linoleum tile anyways.  

Atleast I won't get a rugburn while Im nailing Jill on the linoleum.

Enjoy getting your noise complaint noob. Chase floors are like paper thin!!

Not to mention during a tornado I'm gonna be all   in the basement. Meanwhile you and all the other Chase losers are gonna be   around the parking lot looking for a non-existent shelter.  

[Kat Kid]

Weekends?  When the cleaning ladies and RA's are away, the playa's play!

 

[pissclams]

ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   

Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   

beer and chicks?
is that all you're really looking for out of your college experience?  i know a lot of people who can go through life without the constant need for beer and chicks.  they're called graduates.   while me and my kids are on our way out to colorado for a ski trip, you'll be serving us our meal from the drive through window.   jerk.

[bakerman]

ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.  

Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.

What kind of a 12 year old brags about fingering?  That's like saying, "Hey bro, I totally got a handy j last night! EPIC!"  Maybe you should live in the dorms...

[CHONGS]

ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.  

Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

beer and chicks?
is that all you're really looking for out of your college experience?  i know a lot of people who can go through life without the constant need for beer and chicks.  they're called graduates.   while me and my kids are on our way out to colorado for a ski trip, you'll be serving us our meal from the drive through window.   jerk.

You're damn right that's all I need.  All I have to do is get a degree in something (probably will major in sociology) and my dad will let me work at his dealership.  In ten years it will be mine.  School is a joke man, real life is where the lessons are taught.

[pissclams]

good luck in life, party animal.  and i hope you flunk out.

[k-statriot28]

I am in Haymaker any other goEMAW'rs in the dorms this year? 

frat life is the only way to go 

[nicname]

Haymaker?  More like, Gravemaker.  Amirite?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Lived in Marlatt last year, it was a pretty good experience. This was the first year they had a floor of girls, so everyone was pretty excited. My buddy Tom (Only a level 43 in Halo 3) once claimed he fingered a girl, but she had just gotten back from one of those "Fraternity" parties with the roofies and such, so I don't think it counts. Can anyone tell me whether this is legitimate or not??

[HeinBallz]

Haymaker?  More like, Gravemaker.  Amirite?

I watched a dude commit suicide in 2000 by jumping from the 8th floor of haymaker.   

[jtksu]

I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.

[HeinBallz]

I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.

well.  It happened.  I was working the front desk at moore and there were ambulances & fire trucks and crap all over the parking lot in front of haymaker,  I got off shift just in time to walk outside and watch some dude just let go and fall backwards.  I guess it could have been spring of 01...

[HeinBallz]

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-72989740.html

[jtksu]

I wasn't calling you a liar, I just didn't hear about it.  If it was '01, I would have already graduated, so maybe that explains it.  Still surprised I don't remember it, I'm sure it was a big deal.

[HeinBallz]

he was black, so I'm sure the media stopped caring after that tidbit leaked out.

Andrew Charles "Drew" Cobb II  passed away April 9, 2001

[bonercat]

I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

[HeinBallz]

I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?

[steve dave]

I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.

well.  It happened.  I was working the front desk at moore and there were ambulances & fire trucks and crap all over the parking lot in front of haymaker,  I got off shift just in time to walk outside and watch some dude just let go and fall backwards.  I guess it could have been spring of 01...

sdbro saw that too

[Saulbadguy]

I stop by Haymaker on Friday nights to play Magic: The Gathering. May you see there, may not.

[nicname]

yeah, it was crazy.  I didn't see him jump, but when i came home from class it was obvious that some serious crap went down(rim-shot). 

[bonercat]

I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?

Mike Smith. He was a badass

[wes mantooth]

I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?

Mike Smith. He was a badass

I know right?  When i was in school, all the good football players were also RA's.  TOTALLY ROCKS!

[The42Yardstick]

I'm just at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:

[hemmy]

I'm just at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:

My dad bought a house for me to live in