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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #175 on: July 06, 2010, 08:03:30 PM »
When my cat eats too fast she throws up on the carpet and I hit her with a spatula.   :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #176 on: July 07, 2010, 07:33:04 AM »
When my cat eats too fast she throws up on the carpet and I hit her with a spatula.   :surprised:

Next time you throw up I hope he returns the favor  :nono:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #177 on: July 07, 2010, 08:15:01 AM »
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.



If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention. 

Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.

can you ride them?  Looks like fun to ride.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #178 on: July 07, 2010, 08:16:13 AM »
While over at a friend's house on the 4th, we had a little friend stop by.



If that is a bear i feel like this should be getting more attention. 

Definitely a bear. They're pretty common around here though.

can you ride them?  Looks like fun to ride.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #179 on: July 07, 2010, 10:14:12 AM »
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BEARS ON PORCHES IN KANSAS!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!


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Wait maybe they'll eat/scare off the mountain lions!!1! 

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« Reply #180 on: July 07, 2010, 11:43:58 AM »
:surprised:
BEARS ON PORCHES IN KANSAS!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!


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Wait maybe they'll eat/scare off the mountain lions!!1! 

 :pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited: :pbj: :excited:

And I definitely don't live in Kansas.

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« Reply #181 on: July 07, 2010, 12:27:09 PM »
I would definitely pay to see a sanctioned fight between a black bear and a myscougar.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #182 on: July 07, 2010, 12:32:47 PM »
So I used to have a litter of kittens names louis, one of them would walk around and made TOOOO MUUUCHH NOOOOIIIISE. Anywho, I made a nifty little invention called kitten gloves and had a really cool infomercial made up for it and everything. Well right before the copyright went through some assholes stole my idea and put it on their stupid tv show.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #183 on: July 07, 2010, 12:46:48 PM »
So I used to have a litter of kittens names louis, one of them would walk around and made TOOOO MUUUCHH NOOOOIIIISE. Anywho, I made a nifty little invention called kitten gloves and had a really cool infomercial made up for it and everything. Well right before the copyright went through some assholes stole my idea and put it on their stupid tv show.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #189 on: July 07, 2010, 01:23:16 PM »
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« Reply #190 on: July 07, 2010, 01:30:44 PM »
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pretty cool but not that scary.  there were 9 of us.  3 of us w/ bear spray.  my wife and sister freaked out a little as they didn't do a good job of bunching up into tight group.  i didn't do good job taking trigger lock off my spray and got a little in my bro-in-law's eyes; he was blind for about 5 minutes as we tried to stay out of this grizzly's path.  in the end we found out this guy was a little curious rough rider and used to being around human beings which is not good in my book.  should have run away from us when we made ourselves known about a third of a mile up the trail.  instead as you can see he booked it up the trail to get a better look at us.   5 year old male with big claws (see last image)

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #191 on: July 07, 2010, 01:32:15 PM »
that's my mom in the 3rd image standing in front of all taking pics.  i'm in that image to the right.  you can see the brim of my brown ksu hat  :gocho:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #192 on: July 07, 2010, 01:56:33 PM »




had almost this exact picture happen to my family and I at Bear Lake in Rocky Mountain Nt. Park last summer. Except ours was a mom with two cubs. The cubs kept coming up the path toward us being all curious, but was literally 10 yards away from the big fracking mother.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #193 on: July 07, 2010, 03:00:16 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #194 on: July 07, 2010, 03:05:36 PM »
Good God more bears in Kansas!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!



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« Reply #195 on: July 07, 2010, 04:57:05 PM »
forgot one that is actually pretty dece.

drove from dfw to mex city (2 days) in a biggish american van.  parked in parking lot, mumped around for a few hours, and then for some reason opened the hood.  2 adolescent fox squirrels hopped out and sauntered off to find some mexican squirrel honeys.  left their nest behind.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #196 on: July 07, 2010, 05:58:31 PM »
Besideds you, how many people escaped from the chainsaw guy?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #197 on: July 07, 2010, 06:25:27 PM »


This was my amazing Bassett Hound, Jack.  He's dead. RIP Jack.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #198 on: July 07, 2010, 07:40:45 PM »
looks like the life of the party.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #199 on: July 07, 2010, 07:50:57 PM »
My brother has a ton of bats that live in a shed by his house  :surprised: