- Roomiez in college had ferrets. One of them(Sebastian) knew how to play fetch, and my bro was tossing the little ferret toy around one night until it got bored or most likely got the cheezy scent of a cheeto and went to investigate underneath the recliner. My friend sat up while the great Cheeto investigation was underway and severed Sebastians head from the rest of his body. A ferret, while small, will spew blood. NO lie
Reminded me of a cat story. When I started driving, my first car was a '75 buick skylark. In the fall & winter all of the cats would crawl up onto the engine block to stay warm. My cat, garfield, (cat rough ridin' loved lasagna) was apparently sitting on the fan cowling. When I started the car, fur came flying out the sides of the hood. I ran inside screaming & crying because I had the cat for like 10 years. 5 minutes later I came out to go bury him. As I lifted the hood, his head popped up with this dazed & confused look on his face and he just started meowing like, WTF was that? He had this enormous patch of fur missing from his head and hind leg. But he lived for a couple more years beyond that. I never had a farm cat live longer than him and he was awesome. He followed me everywhere.
