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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2350 on: November 22, 2020, 02:33:54 PM »
No. My dogs strictly abide by a no grass no poop policy. They won't even pee in the street.
My dog is not allowed to pee on grass because his urine is one of the most potent defoliants known to humanity. I keep a small pile of leaves in the gutter that seems to be a satisfying target for pee.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2352 on: January 07, 2021, 08:30:00 PM »
I couldn't stop laughing at that video earlier. I now want a pet capybara.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2354 on: February 02, 2021, 08:33:06 AM »
How does he stop?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2355 on: February 13, 2021, 06:05:52 PM »
This little guy just walked by and said hello.  Have not seen Wile E. Coyote yet.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2356 on: February 13, 2021, 06:31:26 PM »
Are you on a golf course?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2357 on: February 13, 2021, 07:01:33 PM »
Are you on a golf course?
Yes. Sitting on the patio.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2358 on: February 13, 2021, 07:11:02 PM »
Word on the street is.... he might be in Arizona!


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2359 on: February 13, 2021, 07:11:44 PM »
:Chirp:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2361 on: February 17, 2021, 01:20:05 PM »
was waiting for him to be attacked at the end
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2362 on: February 17, 2021, 01:24:28 PM »
the alligator has since drowned


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2363 on: February 18, 2021, 12:22:16 AM »
Johnson Dr and Pflumm


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2364 on: February 18, 2021, 06:47:38 AM »
Hell yeah


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2366 on: February 23, 2021, 03:11:36 PM »
Foxes have been visiting our yard and making funny barking and screaming sounds. It really upsets our dog.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2367 on: February 23, 2021, 03:13:50 PM »
I'd love to have a fox friend.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2368 on: February 23, 2021, 03:26:14 PM »
I'd love to have a fox friend.
The fox population seems to be growing in our neighborhood. They seem less afraid of people and dogs all the time. V. cool animals.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2369 on: February 23, 2021, 06:05:22 PM »
Foxes have been visiting our yard and making funny barking and screaming sounds. It really upsets our dog.
Their shrieks sound eerily human.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2370 on: April 15, 2021, 11:56:48 AM »
Just spent the last hour watching some possum drama going on in a neighbors yard.

My dogs started going crazy and when I went outside I saw one possum chasing another possum around a backyard which is kind of hilarious because they are not very fast or very graceful....this lasted about 1 minute before the non alpha possum ran off.



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2371 on: April 15, 2021, 11:59:11 AM »
Here is the super stud alpha male possum who just totally whooped up on some youngster gen z possum then proceeded to strut around the backyard for 20 minutes.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2372 on: April 15, 2021, 12:02:23 PM »
So what does mr bad ass possum do after whooping some gen z ass? Yeah, that's right. It's all about the nookie




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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2373 on: April 15, 2021, 12:35:13 PM »
Possums are nocturnal. Why are they out during the day? Rabies?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2374 on: April 15, 2021, 12:38:22 PM »
opossums are pretty cool