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IPA4Me · « **Reply #3475 on:** April 16, 2021, 06:55:58 AM »

Look at that rich farmer and his Wonder bread.

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steve dave · « **Reply #3476 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:23:09 AM »

"you know what this mayo could use? like an absolute shitload of sugar" - some psychopath in like 1850 named Miracleo Whipsburg

mocat · « **Reply #3477 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:33:54 AM »

i mean you can prefer miracle whip and that's on you, but they really taste nothing alike

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #3478 on:** April 16, 2021, 09:45:40 AM »

I was raised on Salad Dressing.

michigancat · « **Reply #3479 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:02:34 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 16, 2021, 07:33:54 AM

i mean you can prefer miracle whip and that's on you, but they really taste nothing alike

Yeah but if you're a kid that always had Miracle Whip in the fridge there isn't like an epiphany when you have a sandwich with real mayo or something. I really never knew there was a difference because it wasn't like I was having them back to back or even in the same day. And now that I've only (knowingly) had mayo as an adult I can't remember what miracle whip tasted like.

Cire · « **Reply #3480 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:05:05 AM »

I remember the first time I had a roasted Turkey and cheese sandwich with real Mayo.

Might have been the best sandwich I’ve ever eaten

I was probably 8

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michigancat · « **Reply #3481 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:06:08 AM »

Quote from: Cire on April 16, 2021, 10:05:05 AM

I remember the first time I had a roasted Turkey and cheese sandwich with real Mayo.

Might have been the best sandwich I’ve ever eaten

I was probably 8

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I would be very impressed if you knew it was the mayo!

chum1 · « **Reply #3482 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:15:55 AM »

I experienced the mayo epiphany sometime in my teens. It was so damn good that I think may actually be glad that I was given Miracle Whip as a kid. Made me appreciate the goodness of the mayo so much more.

michigancat · « **Reply #3483 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:25:14 AM »

Maybe it's just me!

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #3484 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:33:41 AM »

I think it's just you

mocat · « **Reply #3485 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:35:55 AM »

you should try it again mich, it's pure sugar

Spracne · « **Reply #3486 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:36:54 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on April 16, 2021, 10:25:14 AM

Maybe it's just me!

You're not alone. I'm sure I had actual mayo many times in the wild without noticing or caring.

michigancat · « **Reply #3487 on:** April 16, 2021, 10:38:54 AM »

Also I wouldn't be surprised if I had some sandwiches and was like "why is this so much better than what I normally have?" and not realized it used mayo instead of miracle whip. I mean I didn't even know they were different products!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3488 on:** April 16, 2021, 12:37:26 PM »

Mayo is #2 on my most disgusting foodstuffs list. Gross.

catastrophe · « **Reply #3489 on:** April 16, 2021, 12:59:37 PM »

I def crave a healthy amount of miracle whip on deli turkey sandwiches from time to time. Most all other applications I prefer mayo.

chum1 · « **Reply #3490 on:** April 16, 2021, 01:05:50 PM »

My second great sandwich condiment epiphany was the first time I had Firehouse Subs. They put mayo and deli mustard and oil and vinegar all on the same damn sandwich. Super good. Super messy and super good.

Spracne · « **Reply #3491 on:** April 16, 2021, 01:07:37 PM »

Quote from: catastrophe on April 16, 2021, 12:59:37 PM

I def crave a healthy amount of miracle whip on deli turkey sandwiches from time to time. Most all other applications I prefer mayo.

You must have been raised in a Miracle Whip house as well. I also like it on some homemade deli sandwiches, but I can't imagine using it for any other mayo applications.

I'm guessing the people who have such strong aversions to Miracle Whip were raised in traditional mayo houses where they honed their mayo tastes to be bland and non-tangy/zippy.

catastrophe · « **Reply #3492 on:** April 16, 2021, 01:52:26 PM »

Yes like bee keepers, if your buds are not already accustomed to the zip it will knock you straight down on your ass.

nicname · « **Reply #3493 on:** April 16, 2021, 02:22:54 PM »

I think a lot of us grew up in miracle whip/margarine homes, because big sugar was winning the propaganda wars vs big fat back then.

“A third less fat than mayo...”

steve dave · « **Reply #3494 on:** April 16, 2021, 03:26:09 PM »

it's like my grandfather used to always say, "Miracle Whip? THAT crap SUCKS!"

nicname · « **Reply #3495 on:** April 16, 2021, 04:16:34 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 16, 2021, 03:26:09 PM

it's like my grandfather used to always say, "Miracle Whip? THAT crap SUCKS!"

Ol’ man Dave would never taint a raw ground beef sandwich with MW.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3496 on:** April 16, 2021, 04:21:58 PM »

I used to love miracle whip as a kid.... and then my balls dropped and I grew actual taste buds

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #3497 on:** April 16, 2021, 06:35:41 PM »

Quote from: nicname on April 16, 2021, 02:22:54 PM

I think a lot of us grew up in miracle whip/margarine homes, because big sugar was winning the propaganda wars vs big fat back then.

“A third less fat than mayo...”

You’ve hit the nail on the head. A few years ago, I had Mayo on a sandwich while hiking in Colorado and knew that I could never go back to miracle whip again.

Many hours of work on the farm as a young pup fueled by miracle whip

Spracne · « **Reply #3498 on:** April 16, 2021, 06:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Sandstone Outcropping on April 16, 2021, 06:35:41 PM

Quote from: nicname on April 16, 2021, 02:22:54 PM
I think a lot of us grew up in miracle whip/margarine homes, because big sugar was winning the propaganda wars vs big fat back then.

“A third less fat than mayo...”
You’ve hit the nail on the head. A few years ago, I had Mayo on a sandwich while hiking in Colorado and knew that I could never go back to miracle whip again.

Many hours of work on the farm as a young pup fueled by miracle whip

If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? I would accept an age range, since I know you're cagey about sharing personal details.

sys · « **Reply #3499 on:** April 16, 2021, 06:50:32 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 16, 2021, 12:37:26 PM

Mayo is #2 on my most disgusting foodstuffs list. Gross.

that's right.