...Also,
The statue of limitations is up on "Wagner field." Time to remove that moniker, unless DDS has hit another powerball.
It's rough ridin' disgraceful to have separate field/stadium names....might as well name the rough ridin' restrooms while you're at it.
Didn't he just buy new turf or something?
But yeah, hate to disappoint you, but if I win powerball, there will be a "KITNfury hall of fame and practice facility". Might just call it the KITNfury Complex. Would really piss of the Vaniers, show them there's a new kid on the block. Could also double as a psychological disturbance (fear of falling into a vat of melted butter).