Maybe for Terry's birthday everyone should go log in at KSU fans for a moment, then when he reviews his site activity sometime later this fall (presumably the first time he will have logged into his site in months) he'll be like "WTF was going on THAT day?" Then, he'll be all "Ohhhhh, that's my birthday....what a nice surprise." Then he'll be all "Man, I really miss those guys and I was a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) for thinking my crappy site was worth 30K, I wonder if they will ever forgive me. Then he'd call SD and be like "Dood, I am really sorry will you forgive me?" And then Steve Dave will be all "I forgive you, I never meant you any ill will, but Trim is still pissed at you for being a huge dick throughout that entire process." Then Terry will be all like "Hey, I am going to drive to Trim's house and personally apologize." SD, will say "Super." Then 'Clams will see TP getting ready to get into his car and will ice the crap out of him with a newly offered 'keg-o'-ice', and TP will drive drunk and end up t-boning ksubrian when he runs a red light, and thus killing ksubrian. We will remark about the irony of ksubrian dying by way of TP's drunken driving from being iced by 'Clams, but the real story will be that Trim never got his apology and that Terry's ghost will forever walk the earth holding a lantern and wearing a purple 56 home game jersey, and haunting message board owner/operators.
Perhaps we shouldn't do this after all?
