Author Topic: Who is JD Vance? (Also Master Pet Eating Thread)  (Read 31854 times)

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2024, 03:54:46 PM »
admitted he was lying about the pets, still wants lots of cat memes lol

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #277 on: September 10, 2024, 04:03:09 PM »
As per usual, dril's got this one

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #278 on: September 10, 2024, 04:25:43 PM »
admitted he was lying about the pets, still wants lots of cat memes lol

These people just hate Omari Lawrence.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #279 on: September 10, 2024, 04:40:55 PM »
admitted he was lying about the pets, still wants lots of cat memes lol

These people just hate Omari Lawrence.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #280 on: September 10, 2024, 09:19:45 PM »
https://x.com/JDVance/status/1833148904864465117


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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #281 on: September 10, 2024, 09:23:21 PM »

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #282 on: September 10, 2024, 09:32:14 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #283 on: September 10, 2024, 11:02:40 PM »
As the son of a cat rancher I can tell you those cats probably just died from yotes/owls/cars/coons/everything else.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #284 on: September 11, 2024, 08:33:08 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #285 on: September 11, 2024, 08:39:33 PM »
As the son of a cat rancher I can tell you those cats probably just died from yotes/owls/cars/coons/everything else.

You really the authority on all this stuff.  Would it be possible for a large number of cats that don’t want to be caught to be caught?

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #286 on: September 11, 2024, 09:04:29 PM »
it's such a hilarious MAGA thing to blame the missing cat on foreigners eating it. tale as old as time irl.

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Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #287 on: September 11, 2024, 10:25:02 PM »
Our neighborhood had a “coyote” problem in the past with pets turning up dead in their yards. I always found the explanation far fetched since we’re a solid mile+ from densely wooded areas but Haitian immigrants explains it perfectly.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #288 on: September 11, 2024, 11:15:29 PM »
Our neighborhood had a “coyote” problem in the past with pets turning up dead in their yards. I always found the explanation far fetched since we’re a solid mile+ from densely wooded areas but Haitian immigrants explains it perfectly.

coyotes dgaf about densely wooded areas especially at night and especially when there is soft ass house pet to munch.  I saw a coyote sitting watching traffic yesterday afternoon

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #289 on: September 11, 2024, 11:25:56 PM »
coyotes are plains/desert animals.  they like open country.
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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #290 on: September 11, 2024, 11:26:34 PM »
it's such a hilarious MAGA thing to blame the missing cat on foreigners eating it. tale as old as time irl.

has RFK jr been to Ohio lately?

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #291 on: September 11, 2024, 11:51:06 PM »
coyotes are plains/desert animals.  they like open country.
Ok I’m starting to lean coyotes again.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #292 on: September 11, 2024, 11:54:44 PM »
Our neighborhood had a “coyote” problem in the past with pets turning up dead in their yards. I always found the explanation far fetched since we’re a solid mile+ from densely wooded areas but Haitian immigrants explains it perfectly.

Normal Haitian immigrants only makes sense if the meat was cleaved off the bone. Otherwise, it's probably just a Haitian immigrant future serial killer.

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #293 on: September 12, 2024, 09:07:30 AM »

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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #294 on: September 12, 2024, 09:10:23 AM »
It's either the Haitians or Ben Ji's dad, haven't decided yet.
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Re: Who is JD Vance?
« Reply #295 on: September 12, 2024, 09:25:50 AM »
FOLKS!

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1833989625313914967?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ


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This guy seems reliable. I believe him. Plus, he said he wasn't "joshing" so he couldn't have been lying.

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Re: Who is JD Vance? (Also Master Pet Eating Thread)
« Reply #296 on: September 12, 2024, 09:43:17 AM »
He somehow knows how cameras and microphones work tho …

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Re: Who is JD Vance? (Also Master Pet Eating Thread)
« Reply #299 on: September 12, 2024, 10:03:04 AM »
I want to say this is unbelievable but we've gone through 8 years of fringe madness so who knows what's next. 
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