Tax Optimization Idea: Move to Alabama, Keep Embryos in your Freezer

[Pete]

What about these banks where these are stored?  What if some nurse drops a dish?

Well then she is a god damn murderer.

[Pete]

Man what if Pete ends up having to pay child support on these frozen embryos.

My idea would be to purchase frozen eggs from someone willing to sign a waiver, or from an estate where the mother of the frozen eggs has died with no other heirs with standing to sue me.

[Pete]

At this point this plan is still hypothetical, because my dong has been modded to shoot blanks. I’d have to return it to factory settings.

[MadCat]

At this point this plan is still hypothetical, because my dong has been modded to shoot blanks. I’d have to return it to factory settings.

Is it possible to extract the swimmers from the source?  I don't think I would want to go through the snip again

[catastrophe]

At this point this plan is still hypothetical, because my dong has been modded to shoot blanks. I’d have to return it to factory settings.

I don’t see why you couldn’t adopt a gaggle of frozen children.

[wetwillie]

Man what if Pete ends up having to pay child support on these frozen embryos.

My idea would be to purchase frozen eggs from someone willing to sign a waiver, or from an estate where the mother of the frozen eggs has died with no other heirs with standing to sue me.

You really have thought of everything

[Dugout DickStone]

adopt and keep at a clinic so you really have no risk of murdering your tax deductions when the power goes out

[hjfklmor]

At this point this plan is still hypothetical, because my dong has been modded to shoot blanks. I’d have to return it to factory settings.

I don’t see why you couldn’t adopt a gaggle of frozen children.

Now we are throwing in the adoption credit. Some real tax planning happening in here.

[IPA4Me]

I like how you guys are thinking inside the box on this one.

[Pete]

eff, I missed the adoption angle. That’s brilliant.

[Dugout DickStone]

eh, why would the owner of a tax credit give it up for adoption?  They are enjoying the love and comfort of that money.  How much could you pay them that would still net you $$?

You are just buying their deduction, so you'd have to make it more than the deduction.

[Institutional Control]

It’s almost like Republicans are purposely trying to give apathetic voters a reason to show up in November.


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[Dugout DickStone]

It’s almost like Republicans are purposely trying to give apathetic voters a reason to show up in November.


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Some lessons are best learned the 155th time

[Rage Against the McKee]

eh, why would the owner of a tax credit give it up for adoption?  They are enjoying the love and comfort of that money.  How much could you pay them that would still net you $$?

You are just buying their deduction, so you'd have to make it more than the deduction.

People who don't want to live in Alabama could just keep selling them to people who live there.

[Pete]

eh, why would the owner of a tax credit give it up for adoption?  They are enjoying the love and comfort of that money.  How much could you pay them that would still net you $$?

You are just buying their deduction, so you'd have to make it more than the deduction.

People who don't want to live in Alabama could just keep selling them to people who live there.

Yeah, buy eggs from Northern socialists and fertilize them in Alabama.  Heck, some of those dirty hippie yankies might just donate them to you.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

It’s honestly a perfect plan. The only thing that could screw it up would be if all the hospitals and clinics in Alabama just shut down their IVF programs bc they didn’t want to get sued

[Sandstone Outcropping]

reminds me of the thought experiment: If you had time to save from a burning building either a) a freezer containing 10 million frozen embryos or b) a single toddler, which one would you choose?

https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1760717602416898065?s=20

[Dugout DickStone]

reminds me of the thought experiment: If you had time to save from a burning building either a) a freezer containing 10 million frozen embryos or b) a single toddler, which one would you choose?

https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1760717602416898065?s=20

toddler every time

[MadCat]

Flip the script: what about 10 million frozen toddlers or a single embryo?

[Stevesie60]

Goddammit nothing pisses me off more than people trying to make abortion talking points by using chicken eggs as an example.

Store bought eggs are not fertilized. They're a bird period. Not a baby bird. Consider them a used tampon.

[Pete]

Even if we can't get our eggs from Alabama, or fertilize them in Alabama, we could probably pay Dollar Store prices across the state line in Mississippi and then just Dukes of Hazard them back into Alabama.   

[kstater]

Tuberville hasn't seen the light of the tax benefits yet

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1760783335909925116?t=NPqlJu28k9MdefRPaQyU0w&s=19

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[Spracne]

Tubes said a bunch of dumb crap today. So, it was a normal day.

[catastrophe]

reminds me of the thought experiment: If you had time to save from a burning building either a) a freezer containing 10 million frozen embryos or b) a single toddler, which one would you choose?

https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1760717602416898065?s=20

Is that a thought experiment to identify psychopaths? I really struggle to imagine what brand of morality would lead to carrying out an armful of embryos while a toddler burns alive.

[Trim]

Tuberville hasn't seen the light of the tax benefits yet

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1760783335909925116?t=NPqlJu28k9MdefRPaQyU0w&s=19

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Setting aside abortion or whatever he has in mind, what is the rationale for thinking we need more kids?