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That pop tart was sacrificed
« on: December 28, 2023, 11:07:31 PM »
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2023, 11:15:23 PM »
That whataburger is going to seal the deal for so many studs
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2023, 11:33:02 PM »
Brad, I'm a 6/7 right now, so you're making sense, bud.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2023, 09:49:01 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2023, 09:51:42 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20
No, he could not. Nothing and no one can be a greater bowl mascot than the Pop Tart.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2023, 10:14:31 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20
No, he could not. Nothing and no one can be a greater bowl mascot than the Pop Tart.

I think he's "gE'ing"
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2023, 10:17:01 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20
Is this your idea of a rough ridin' joke?

Are you seriously asking whether any bowl mascot can even breathe the same air as Pop Tart, a mascot whose singular goal in life is to be eaten, who after Avery won MVP sacrificed himself in a gigantic toaster to be consumed by the victorious KSU Cats?

I’m sorry, I know there is gE-ing, but this is honestly just infuriating. Clean up your act sir.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2023, 10:20:52 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20
No, he could not. Nothing and no one can be a greater bowl mascot than the Pop Tart.

I think he's "gE'ing"
I'm not rough ridin' around

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2023, 11:02:40 AM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20

have you considered getting the eff out of my face?

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2023, 11:20:03 AM »
start your own thread for stupid crap I think and shouldn't post

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2023, 11:42:52 AM »
If Pop Tart dislocated Avery's shoulder would you guys still like it more than Tony the Tiger? (Probably couldn't dislocate Avery's shoulder because his deltoids are like bands of rippling steel that securely attach his cannon to his body).

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2023, 01:53:51 PM »
As far as I'm concerned winning the Pop Tarts Bowl is at the same level as winning a Natty.  This bowl game is the best thing to happen in college football in all of 2023.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2023, 02:07:39 PM »
Could Tony the Tiger rival Pop Tart for greatest bowl mascot?

https://twitter.com/BowlSeasonRadio/status/1740747896465617170?s=20
Is this your idea of a rough ridin' joke?

Are you seriously asking whether any bowl mascot can even breathe the same air as Pop Tart, a mascot whose singular goal in life is to be eaten, who after Avery won MVP sacrificed himself in a gigantic toaster to be consumed by the victorious KSU Cats?

I’m sorry, I know there is gE-ing, but this is honestly just infuriating. Clean up your act sir.

That Pop Tart’s name was Strawberry put some respect on it

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2023, 10:36:23 AM »
Serious question: Do we decline our CFPinvite next year so we can play in PT bowl II.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2023, 10:48:41 AM »
Serious question: Do we decline our CFPinvite next year so we can play in PT bowl II.
Snubbing the PTB to go to the CFP would be like turning down March madness for the NIT

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2023, 10:54:16 AM »
The PopTart Bowl has become a nationwide viral cultural phenomenon.

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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2023, 11:52:15 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2023, 12:20:28 PM »
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2023, 12:27:53 PM »
You down with OPP(optarts)?
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2024, 05:53:20 PM »
https://www.avclub.com/jerry-seinfeld-netflix-pop-tart-movie-unfrosted-1851219132


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Re: That pop tart was sacrificed
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2024, 03:28:04 PM »
I imagine it being like the Bee movie but with a pop tart instead of a bee.  Also, I haven't watched the Bee movie.  Maybe I will when it is the pop tart movie