Author Topic: Slow Pokes  (Read 4455 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #100 on: October 06, 2023, 08:01:30 PM »
the worst part about this is that we’re on espn playing this poorly

i’m used to watching the cats not live up to my expectations, I just don’t want others to see us like this. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37111
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2023, 08:01:37 PM »
With 55 seconds left, why would you ever fair catch a kickoff?

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2023, 08:02:21 PM »
lol


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline williamthewildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 318
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2023, 08:02:37 PM »
Welp… good call

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64051
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #104 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:04 PM »
Bench his ass
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30445
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:07 PM »
LAWL
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37111
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:15 PM »
You had a nice 2022, Will.

Offline goCats101

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:19 PM »
Do we get to halftime without a turnover?

Lol I knew we wouldn’t. This team and coaching staff is all talk and no substance.

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:49 PM »
silver lining, maybe a ton of five star recruits are watching and will feel sorry for us and come play for the cats


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline KITNfury

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7093
  • Eat My Ass Whole
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2023, 08:03:53 PM »
 I remember when I thought Howard was going to be a stud
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

Online cfbandyman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9388
  • To da 'ville.
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2023, 08:04:53 PM »
Let's make this for manageable to lol, eff this
A&M Style: 1/19/13 Co-Champion of THE ED's College Basketball Challenge

The art of the deal with it poors

OG Elon hater with a tesla


Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2023, 08:05:10 PM »
oklahoma state should be embarrassed that they’re not up by 50

we’re better than them, we will win
disregard my comment


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Online BIG APPLE CAT

  • smelly poor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6538
  • slide rule enthusiast
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2023, 08:05:47 PM »
I believe Howard has completed more passes to cowboys than to wildcats tonight

Offline Houstoncat93

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 914
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2023, 08:06:01 PM »
Best thing about this game is that it is on Friday night and nobody is watching it.

Offline goCats101

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2023, 08:06:10 PM »
I think Will has one more INT in him in the next 29 seconds.

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2023, 08:07:13 PM »
He wants the hat trick in the first half

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2023, 08:07:13 PM »
they need to just run the will howard 70 yard run play every time

we would be in this


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2023, 08:07:37 PM »
At this point we have to start hunting for enough winnable games left on the schedule to go to a bowl.  I don't know if I can find them.

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2023, 08:08:15 PM »
Good thing we got a stud kicker if we get in FG range

Offline Katpappy

  • I got my eye on you
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 12817
  • Party on gE
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2023, 08:08:41 PM »
JFC
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

Online nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15862
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #120 on: October 06, 2023, 08:08:49 PM »
Guys, what in the world is this?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline KITNfury

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7093
  • Eat My Ass Whole
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #121 on: October 06, 2023, 08:09:17 PM »
I remember thinking this OL was going to be good.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #122 on: October 06, 2023, 08:09:21 PM »
before this game, will howard was a heisman contender.
after this game, will howard is nothing more than a heisman pretender.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Online pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46514
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #123 on: October 06, 2023, 08:10:06 PM »
this team needs a reset, when’s our bye week


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 64051
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #124 on: October 06, 2023, 08:11:08 PM »
At this point we have to start hunting for enough winnable games left on the schedule to go to a bowl.  I don't know if I can find them.

You have said this every season for the last 10 years
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite