Author Topic: Slow Pokes  (Read 4449 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2023, 07:06:14 PM »
Klein is calling a shitty game...
[/quote

Players aren't exactly doing anything to help

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2023, 07:06:50 PM »
We dodged a flag there

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37111
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2023, 07:06:58 PM »
The jet sweep was there if the pulling linemen don't decide to double team the corner.

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2023, 07:07:20 PM »
We're just too slow in all facets of the game

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2023, 07:11:39 PM »
If we can't get points on this next drive I think you have to go Avery. We have to win this game.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2023, 07:12:50 PM »
We're just too slow in all facets of the game

It is concerning. In general, we look super unathletic across the board but especially on the perimeter

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2023, 07:13:33 PM »
Win?  I'll settle for keeping it within three scores at this point.

Offline williamthewildcat

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 318
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2023, 07:13:35 PM »
Good bend but don’t break stand by the D.

But the team looks like it’s running in mud.

Offline cfbandyman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9382
  • To da 'ville.
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2023, 07:13:39 PM »
What a shitty quarter
A&M Style: 1/19/13 Co-Champion of THE ED's College Basketball Challenge

The art of the deal with it poors

OG Elon hater with a tesla


Offline goCats101

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2023, 07:13:44 PM »
Special teams are a complete dud. Lol did OSU just put this game away with that field goal

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15861
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2023, 07:14:12 PM »
We seem to have forgotten Oklahoma State would be trying to win today.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2023, 07:19:55 PM »
Just a bit short....

Offline IPA4Me

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7009
  • El Guapo
    • View Profile
    • Life Advice
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2023, 07:20:05 PM »
Did you see the moustache on that emaw after Will (didn't) score?

Offline chum1

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21917
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2023, 07:21:15 PM »
That was an awesome play

Offline Sandstone Outcropping

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8692
  • a punk who rarely ever took advice
    • View Profile

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2023, 07:22:14 PM »
Half yard line my ass

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2023, 07:29:36 PM »
Let's get ourselves a turnover

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2023, 07:30:01 PM »
Defense is about to give the TD right back isn't it

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2023, 07:30:55 PM »
Awful

Offline Purple Derpathy

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 759
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2023, 07:31:28 PM »
I can't figure our secondary. They get beat deep yet they give up every 8 yard hitch route known to man

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2023, 07:31:55 PM »
Sean would never let a fake punt happen on his watch
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline goCats101

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 442
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2023, 07:33:33 PM »
Not counting on our defense getting any meaningful stops this game.

Offline BIG APPLE CAT

  • smelly poor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6537
  • slide rule enthusiast
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2023, 07:37:46 PM »
On that last shallow cross we almost had someone within 15 yds of the guy when he caught it in stride. Progress!

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2023, 07:38:54 PM »
We're just plain bad.  A bad team.

Offline BIG APPLE CAT

  • smelly poor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6537
  • slide rule enthusiast
    • View Profile
Re: Slow Pokes
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2023, 07:39:32 PM »
CHONGS just for the record, this would be a much worse loss than the mizzou game yes?