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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2023, 08:25:39 PM »
Did you pull a lil snip and eat your own chitlins?
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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2023, 05:01:31 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2023, 05:40:29 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

And then have all your bros call you a fraud? No thanks, sir!

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2023, 06:35:56 PM »
i’ve been wearing aventus for about the entire time it has been out before that I think I wore banana republic or something idk


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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2023, 03:16:52 AM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

And then have all your bros call you a fraud? No thanks, sir!

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2023, 01:53:41 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

The amazon reviews for this product are really something...

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As you can see. I have a decent collection of men's scents. All have gotten me compliments and great conversations with women. None of the others had women actually come up to me and compliment my scent, like Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Limited Edition. Got it and wore it that very night. My bar wives loved it above the others, women walked by and said "someone smells good", 3 women approached me to ask if they could smell me. I'm gonna be honest and let you guys know. That I use the pheromone pictured in my review in combination with all my Parfums. A deadly formula. But this combination by far has gotten my the most attention. Results may vary. I'm an attractive man and can do well without. But I'm gonna have to buy a backup (spare) bottle. With all the attention I got? I even brought home 2 of my bar wives. I'm super impressed. Best wishes, on what I believe to be my deadliest combo so far!

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2023, 02:09:17 PM »
lmao


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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2023, 03:03:21 PM »
Goodness! Does that come in car air freshener form
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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2023, 09:57:11 AM »
Goodness! Does that come in car air freshener form

20 squirts of that juice on you and your car will get laid just with the left overs on the seat.

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2023, 10:23:54 AM »
Goodness! Does that come in car air freshener form

20 squirts of that juice on you and your car will get laid just with the left overs on the seat.

One of the many perks of late-night Uber/Lyft driving!  :fatty:
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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #60 on: October 03, 2023, 01:18:48 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

The amazon reviews for this product are really something...

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As you can see. I have a decent collection of men's scents. All have gotten me compliments and great conversations with women. None of the others had women actually come up to me and compliment my scent, like Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Limited Edition. Got it and wore it that very night. My bar wives loved it above the others, women walked by and said "someone smells good", 3 women approached me to ask if they could smell me. I'm gonna be honest and let you guys know. That I use the pheromone pictured in my review in combination with all my Parfums. A deadly formula. But this combination by far has gotten my the most attention. Results may vary. I'm an attractive man and can do well without. But I'm gonna have to buy a backup (spare) bottle. With all the attention I got? I even brought home 2 of my bar wives. I'm super impressed. Best wishes, on what I believe to be my deadliest combo so far!
lol at bar wife

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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2023, 02:05:16 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

The amazon reviews for this product are really something...

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As you can see. I have a decent collection of men's scents. All have gotten me compliments and great conversations with women. None of the others had women actually come up to me and compliment my scent, like Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Limited Edition. Got it and wore it that very night. My bar wives loved it above the others, women walked by and said "someone smells good", 3 women approached me to ask if they could smell me. I'm gonna be honest and let you guys know. That I use the pheromone pictured in my review in combination with all my Parfums. A deadly formula. But this combination by far has gotten my the most attention. Results may vary. I'm an attractive man and can do well without. But I'm gonna have to buy a backup (spare) bottle. With all the attention I got? I even brought home 2 of my bar wives. I'm super impressed. Best wishes, on what I believe to be my deadliest combo so far!
lol at bar wife

Ranks right up there with the morons who use the term "work wife".
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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2023, 03:43:08 PM »
100% serious answer - get armaf club de nuit intense edt. because it costs 40 bucks and smells just like creed aventus. it works well in any weather/situation and smells unique (smokey pineapple). enjoy all the new puss you’ll be drowning in.

The amazon reviews for this product are really something...

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As you can see. I have a decent collection of men's scents. All have gotten me compliments and great conversations with women. None of the others had women actually come up to me and compliment my scent, like Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Limited Edition. Got it and wore it that very night. My bar wives loved it above the others, women walked by and said "someone smells good", 3 women approached me to ask if they could smell me. I'm gonna be honest and let you guys know. That I use the pheromone pictured in my review in combination with all my Parfums. A deadly formula. But this combination by far has gotten my the most attention. Results may vary. I'm an attractive man and can do well without. But I'm gonna have to buy a backup (spare) bottle. With all the attention I got? I even brought home 2 of my bar wives. I'm super impressed. Best wishes, on what I believe to be my deadliest combo so far!
lol at bar wife

Ranks right up there with the morons who use the term "work wife".
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Re: cologne thread: what is your scent?
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2023, 08:13:19 PM »
i was 100% serious about mine too. 

you don't get credit for the name/brand unless the girl has a sense of humor, but it legit smells good (and distinctive).