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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2023, 12:03:08 PM »
I feel like he could have used a classic revamp-the-entire-offense-montage and pulled it off, but I guess this universe just isn't his story

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2023, 02:50:52 PM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2023, 04:14:41 PM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

This seems like a real opportunity for a "eff you, dad" moment where the failson casts away the chains and really let's the offense fly for a whopping 20 points against Nebraska.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #78 on: October 30, 2023, 06:34:34 PM »
The stupid bad person resigning instead of trying to hang 60 on Nubb really pisses me off.

60 what? Passing yards?

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #79 on: October 30, 2023, 07:35:12 PM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

This seems like a real opportunity for a "eff you, dad" moment where the failson casts away the chains and really let's the offense fly for a whopping 20 points against Nebraska.
eff yes, now you are talking. He could show all of them!

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #80 on: October 31, 2023, 08:43:12 AM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

Correct, I jumped the gun. Rumors came in after a meeting with the AD (which is hilarious). Details later came out that the AD told the Ferentz's the idiot kid will not be returning in 2024 either way.

Also, is the Big Ten West the worst division in the history of P5 football? (Iowa HC's Idiot Kid would get fired from every single school in it)

PPG
Iowa - 19.5
Minnesota - 21.1
Nebraska - 20.3
Wisconsin - 24.8
Northwestern - 21.6
Purdue - 21.9
Illinois - 20.4

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #81 on: October 31, 2023, 09:43:38 AM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

Correct, I jumped the gun. Rumors came in after a meeting with the AD (which is hilarious). Details later came out that the AD told the Ferentz's the idiot kid will not be returning in 2024 either way.

Also, is the Big Ten West the worst division in the history of P5 football? (Iowa HC's Idiot Kid would get fired from every single school in it)

PPG
Iowa - 19.5
Minnesota - 21.1
Nebraska - 20.3
Wisconsin - 24.8
Northwestern - 21.6
Purdue - 21.9
Illinois - 20.4

No wonder KU wants to go big 10 so badly.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #82 on: October 31, 2023, 10:26:33 AM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

Correct, I jumped the gun. Rumors came in after a meeting with the AD (which is hilarious). Details later came out that the AD told the Ferentz's the idiot kid will not be returning in 2024 either way.

Also, is the Big Ten West the worst division in the history of P5 football? (Iowa HC's Idiot Kid would get fired from every single school in it)

PPG
Iowa - 19.5
Minnesota - 21.1
Nebraska - 20.3
Wisconsin - 24.8
Northwestern - 21.6
Purdue - 21.9
Illinois - 20.4
Without looking it up I'm guessing the Big12 north from 2004-2006ish would be close.

Maybe some shitty ACC division but they are basically all G5 teams pretending to be P4/5

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #83 on: November 02, 2023, 09:54:40 AM »
I don’t think he resigned, did he?  I think they are saying he isn’t coming back next year, and he is still the OC this year.

Correct, I jumped the gun. Rumors came in after a meeting with the AD (which is hilarious). Details later came out that the AD told the Ferentz's the idiot kid will not be returning in 2024 either way.

Also, is the Big Ten West the worst division in the history of P5 football? (Iowa HC's Idiot Kid would get fired from every single school in it)

PPG
Iowa - 19.5
Minnesota - 21.1
Nebraska - 20.3
Wisconsin - 24.8
Northwestern - 21.6
Purdue - 21.9
Illinois - 20.4
Without looking it up I'm guessing the Big12 north from 2004-2006ish would be close.

Maybe some shitty ACC division but they are basically all G5 teams pretending to be P4/5

I'd like to see these numbers, tempo adjusted, but 2004-2006 Big 12 North, while not much better, still had clearly better offenses
2004- https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/conferences/big-12/2004.html
2005- https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/conferences/big-12/2005.html
2006- https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/conferences/big-12/2006.html

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #84 on: November 02, 2023, 05:20:13 PM »
Where does homeboy go after this public of a firing? Can you even get hired at a DII school as OC in this situation? Or something like an OL coach at an FBS level? Even Messingham didn't land another job (assuming he was trying) and he has a much more extended resume.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #85 on: November 02, 2023, 07:36:09 PM »
Where does homeboy go after this public of a firing? Can you even get hired at a DII school as OC in this situation? Or something like an OL coach at an FBS level? Even Messingham didn't land another job (assuming he was trying) and he has a much more extended resume.

https://fightingillini.com/staff-directory/courtney-messingham/1958

Someone will throw him a bone as an analyst at the very least

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #86 on: November 03, 2023, 08:44:23 PM »
He was presumably a good O line coach before he was promoted.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #87 on: November 05, 2023, 11:10:59 AM »



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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2023, 11:59:02 AM »
lol

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #90 on: November 12, 2023, 11:44:15 AM »
The under hit. Holy crap The first

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #91 on: November 12, 2023, 08:22:32 PM »
LOL

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #92 on: November 18, 2023, 06:02:02 PM »
Lol karma of this crap delaying our game or it being on tv.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #93 on: November 18, 2023, 06:04:03 PM »
Lol karma of this crap delaying our game or it being on tv.
I had the exact same thought

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #94 on: November 18, 2023, 06:07:42 PM »
The team really loves the failson
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2023, 06:10:37 PM »
How many of their games this year would it be true to say “first one to 14 wins”?

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #96 on: November 18, 2023, 06:15:45 PM »
Did I hear correctly that Iowa won the West and therefore will be playing in the CCG? LOL!

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #97 on: November 19, 2023, 08:20:49 PM »
Thinking Iowa has to pluck Coedlicky from KU as their new OC.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #98 on: November 19, 2023, 08:25:21 PM »
Why would he leave KU for Iowa?
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #99 on: November 19, 2023, 08:36:11 PM »
Why would he leave KU for Iowa?
Money and build his resume. If he turns around Iowa"s offense, that's high visibility opportunity to get his name out there for a HC job. Lightpole is getting all the cred in Lawrence.