Author Topic: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You (Read 5086 times)

catastrophe · « **Reply #50 on:** April 09, 2024, 07:23:44 PM »

Which I DO NOT DO

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #51 on:** April 09, 2024, 11:17:51 PM »

I described the ballgame without the express written consent of Major league baseball (MLB)

Spracne · « **Reply #52 on:** April 09, 2024, 11:26:32 PM »

When I haven't had a drink or anything intoxicating, I speed my balls off. You don't get pulled over, here.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #53 on:** April 10, 2024, 06:36:52 AM »

Huge wage thief here. I watch movies, trade ES futures, and nap throughout the day.

steve dave · « **Reply #54 on:** April 10, 2024, 06:43:28 AM »

when I am in one of our offices I do not check into an office or conference room. I just sit wherever and if someone comes and kicks me out?

steve dave · « **Reply #55 on:** April 10, 2024, 06:44:46 AM »

going through any type of security

security guy: Anything in your pockets?

me: nope!

irl: yep!

mocat · « **Reply #56 on:** April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM »

do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #57 on:** April 10, 2024, 07:21:21 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM

My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Lmao

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 10, 2024, 08:54:20 AM »

Museum tickets at 3pm? Strolled in at 2:20

Phil Titola · « **Reply #59 on:** April 10, 2024, 09:25:58 AM »

Red hand up, I still walk across the street!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #60 on:** April 10, 2024, 09:29:14 AM »

Exited a parking lot last night turning left against a no left turn sign . . . closest cars were 6 blocks away in both directions

Attempted to enter Kentucky Commonwealth Stadium via an open gate to take pictures . . . but was stopped by security. So I suppose the man got me that time

Spracne · « **Reply #61 on:** April 10, 2024, 09:45:30 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM

do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip

star seed 7 · « **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2024, 05:43:36 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM

My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #63 on:** April 11, 2024, 11:09:39 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 11, 2024, 05:43:36 AM

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.

Well, aside from the vicious cycle of guests stealing other guests' DND hangers, tragic

steve dave · « **Reply #64 on:** August 07, 2025, 12:53:13 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 20, 2023, 03:43:31 PM

When I get contacts every year I send in for the rebate on them and always say I'm a first time user of that type of lens and use a new email address and they send me the bigger rebate.

just did this again.

steve dave · « **Reply #65 on:** August 07, 2025, 12:57:07 PM »

If I go down I’m not narc’ing on my optometrist. Doing god’s work over there. I’ll do my time.

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #66 on:** August 07, 2025, 01:01:54 PM »

Oh yeah my oncologist is a real G when it comes to telling me when I need to lie about some crap to get something done.

WonderMeal · « **Reply #67 on:** August 07, 2025, 09:55:50 PM »

Quote from: mocat on April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM

do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip

Just saw this. I'm over a year late but just wanted to say: HEY WAIT A MINUTE.

(I did not, redemptions were not great at the time.)

Spracne · « **Reply #68 on:** August 08, 2025, 06:18:48 PM »

Did you learn anything from the ordeal, WM?

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #69 on:** August 12, 2025, 10:15:04 AM »

I have never (knowingly) cheated on my taxes but with how the irs is being gutted it seems like people will be able to get away with just about anything. Does anyone have any “intro to tax evasion” cheats they can share? Will maybe work my way up to the more intricate ones in a couple years but I’m talkin entry level low hanging fruit type stuff. TIA

star seed 7 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 12, 2025, 12:54:30 PM »

My #ack is just don't file