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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #575 on: July 29, 2024, 08:40:05 AM »
imagine how fast he can get that thing up to on the tuttle damn as he races between the football complex and muscle beach

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #576 on: July 29, 2024, 01:46:57 PM »
Were you an athlete?  If so, you are forgiven, but if you were a snot-nosed kid putting others in danger you are lucky to not be rotting in jail.
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what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #578 on: July 29, 2024, 06:50:30 PM »
Phogistan is 8 levels of cringe

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #579 on: July 29, 2024, 09:11:27 PM »
Literally don't care what they think
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #580 on: July 29, 2024, 10:03:15 PM »
Is that The Phog or TexAgs?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #581 on: July 29, 2024, 10:15:05 PM »
Is that The Phog or TexAgs?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #582 on: July 30, 2024, 06:32:13 AM »
https://247sports.com/college/kansas/board/103723/contents/lavender-car-for-kitty-qb-234247147/?page=1
This thread making fun of the color of our QB’s corvette is sandwiched between a “Proper Rock Chalk etiquette” thread and a “Arrowhead Ticket Sales Concerning…” thread.  That’s great. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #583 on: July 30, 2024, 09:06:18 AM »
Coming on the heels of that multi-page thread about the 5 star tight end that committed to us instead of them... phog has been delivering here in the off season.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #585 on: August 26, 2024, 04:11:03 PM »
eff
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #587 on: August 26, 2024, 04:22:20 PM »

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #588 on: August 26, 2024, 04:50:41 PM »
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He looked fine in his press conference today.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #589 on: August 26, 2024, 04:52:14 PM »
Yeah, holy eff, oscar. It's "hear" not "here". You do this for a living. Get better.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #590 on: August 26, 2024, 05:12:39 PM »

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #591 on: August 26, 2024, 05:26:26 PM »
I'm choosing to believe his account got hacked
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #592 on: August 26, 2024, 05:29:20 PM »
I'm reserving judgement until dbt explains himself
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #593 on: August 26, 2024, 05:32:59 PM »
DBT just came guys. It’s ok
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #594 on: August 26, 2024, 05:34:08 PM »
Maybe a false alarm, guys! My sources said he was seen going into a medical facility on crutches. I have not seen anything else about this anywhere. Let's hope my sources are full of crap.
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #595 on: August 26, 2024, 05:48:56 PM »
I can’t handle the truth! :runaway:
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #596 on: August 27, 2024, 09:41:24 PM »
Maybe a false alarm, guys! My sources said he was seen going into a medical facility on crutches. I have not seen anything else about this anywhere. Let's hope my sources are full of crap.

Well he's was in practice videos on social media the last two days, so ..

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #598 on: August 31, 2024, 12:49:42 AM »
lol

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #599 on: August 31, 2024, 01:04:06 AM »
If there was ever any question that Avery is 1000% locked in for KSU, I think that two parter answers it (answers being YES and YES).