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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #250 on: February 04, 2023, 11:40:02 AM »
Using "judgement" in your official statement also shows poor judgment.

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« Reply #251 on: February 04, 2023, 12:13:53 PM »
Judg not lest ye be judgde

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« Reply #252 on: February 04, 2023, 12:21:39 PM »
Maybe the O.K. are a British organization. I dunno.

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« Reply #253 on: February 04, 2023, 05:28:13 PM »
Maybe the O.K. are a British organization. I dunno.

is that how it's spelled in british?  i all of a sudden feel better for always misspelling it.

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« Reply #254 on: February 14, 2023, 08:04:14 PM »
boy the illinois really screwed the proverbial “pooch” against the pen state lions tonight


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« Reply #255 on: February 15, 2023, 01:09:22 AM »
I've learned Brad likes a little poop on his tang.  It's how he gets down.  He definitely fucks with it.  He's into crap dick.  Sad, but he's too damn old to get that out of his system now.  This tiger is not changing his crap dick stripes.  I find poop gross, so this is more than a bit distressing. 
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« Reply #256 on: February 26, 2023, 10:46:41 AM »
Untimely update.  The fighting brad's won in a real thriller against store brand purple basketcats.  Exciting stuff.   



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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #259 on: February 26, 2023, 11:08:42 AM »
brad (massive wet dicked kansan), looking great in his plaid sports coat today.  is he leaving after the game in a private jet to milan?


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« Reply #260 on: February 26, 2023, 11:12:08 AM »
Jay Wright on the call.  V. hot.
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« Reply #261 on: February 26, 2023, 11:15:14 AM »
brad (massive wet dicked kansan), looking great in his plaid sports coat today.  is he leaving after the game in a private jet to milan?

Could be!

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1629572637855830020
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« Reply #262 on: February 26, 2023, 11:18:49 AM »
https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1629657599091064833

Can't say I love that angle for the bradster's hair, but still  :love:
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« Reply #263 on: February 26, 2023, 02:12:55 PM »
The hard part about getting one of those culture wins is that it often leads to a fall

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« Reply #264 on: February 26, 2023, 02:48:23 PM »
Eh they've been doing this all year.  It's just what they are.  It's too late in the season to think otherwise.  Maybe they'll get hogged up and beat Purdue on the road after they get blown out at home by Michigan.  It's that kind of season!
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« Reply #265 on: February 26, 2023, 09:18:28 PM »
Brad is gross and I’m glad we dodged that bullet.
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #266 on: March 01, 2023, 09:17:03 AM »
https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629131952413413376


 :surprised:

Did Hoiberg become a horrible coach, or is Nebraska just impossible for anyone to win at?

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« Reply #267 on: March 02, 2023, 08:41:06 PM »
this illionoise vs michigan game was a good game


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« Reply #268 on: March 02, 2023, 10:35:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629131952413413376


 :surprised:

Did Hoiberg become a horrible coach, or is Nebraska just impossible for anyone to win at?

Do you think that Tang could win there?

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« Reply #269 on: March 03, 2023, 07:21:54 AM »
Love and joy can win anywhere
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« Reply #270 on: March 03, 2023, 07:56:20 AM »
this illionoise vs michigan game was a good game

Yeah a real barn burner.  I had already taken it for granted they were going to get butt mumped.  Losing Epps after he got knocked out in practice the day before the game seemed like it would seal the deal.  They're submediocre on offense when everyone is healthy, but without their starting pg and not having another on the roster I expected the shittiest of shows.  Pleasant surprise to get the win. 

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #271 on: March 03, 2023, 10:29:07 AM »
https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629131952413413376


 :surprised:

Did Hoiberg become a horrible coach, or is Nebraska just impossible for anyone to win at?

Do you think that Tang could win there?

I really don't know. I'm leaning toward yes, but I also thought Hoiberg would at least have them on the bubble.

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« Reply #272 on: March 03, 2023, 10:53:32 AM »
https://twitter.com/gwizzy12/status/1629131952413413376


 :surprised:

Did Hoiberg become a horrible coach, or is Nebraska just impossible for anyone to win at?

Do you think that Tang could win there?

I really don't know. I'm leaning toward yes, but I also thought Hoiberg would at least have them on the bubble.

It does not appear that he has the recruiting chops that he had when he was at ISU. I may be completely wrong here, but I think that working in the NBA may have lessened his desire to spend the time he needs on the road, or maybe he's just a crap evaluator. I think once he takes hi next job, outside of the power 6, he will be much better, when the level of talent is more equal. oscar Weber had more talent at K-State than he had at Nebraska, that seems inexcusable.

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« Reply #273 on: March 05, 2023, 01:40:16 PM »
this game is badass.  let’s get slick, brads

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« Reply #274 on: March 05, 2023, 01:46:08 PM »
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