Author Topic: dumb things about illionois (Read 18039 times)

surly · « **Reply #200 on:** January 16, 2023, 11:28:39 AM »

The days of motivation by scream are over.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #201 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:33:09 AM »

A little embarrassing for our boy surly here. #roadkill

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1615153541148037120

https://twitter.com/IllinoisRivals/status/1615149897275314177

Mr Bread · « **Reply #202 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:40:39 AM »

The three freshmen that Brad didn't frank are, dare I say it, JYCesque. Especially Rodgers and Harris. All playing significant minutes now and so damn fearless, physically aggressive and bouncy. And on the road in conference! Oh my.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #203 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:49:17 AM »

Edey averages less than a foul a game. If he ever gets in foul trouble, they'll look like a mid major team.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #204 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:52:59 AM »

Look at this crap. He's going to foul out in less than 15 minutes outside the big 10.

https://twitter.com/roundballpod/status/1615080412593946625

He's got the emotive range of Ivan Drago.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #205 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:55:48 AM »

Sociopath

Mr Bread · « **Reply #206 on:** January 17, 2023, 01:59:23 AM »

https://twitter.com/mrwagner25/status/1615182934679461894

Turns out Brad is the best guy that ever was.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #207 on:** January 17, 2023, 02:00:47 AM »

Has anyone ever been more wrong about anything than us about Brad?

pissclams · « **Reply #208 on:** January 17, 2023, 09:04:49 AM »

p obvi that mayer is referring to boozy brad and not dry brad.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #209 on:** January 17, 2023, 09:45:26 AM »

sounds a little Stockholm syndromey to me.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #210 on:** January 17, 2023, 10:20:34 AM »

Potato potahto. Sounds like a bunch of slick dick winners basking in their mutual success to me.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #211 on:** January 17, 2023, 04:58:20 PM »

Everything is more fun when you are winning. You can look past the guy screaming his spittle all over your face because you know that you are a winner and that screaming bad person is part of it. Losing sucks, though. Nobody is going to tolerate some bad person screaming 6 inches from their face when they are out there getting their asses kicked.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #212 on:** January 21, 2023, 07:38:39 AM »

Hey guys it's me Mr bread here with another native American appropriation institution update on the hardcourt! We're bad again now. Twist tho!

Brad is totally fine with it. Not only not inconsolable piss baby mad, but rather he excused it entirely away. Tired legs, unfair schedule, somebody was sick! Oh eff! He actually said they were due for a loss!

They won a whole 4 games before they were due based on the immutable Laws of the Universe to be ruthlessly butt mumped on their home court in front of a full house by a team missing two starters!

Quote from: Brad now apparently

In a scenario like that you just have to hope they don't tear it too much.

Boy howdy! The inevitability of rape, I tell you what. Anyway, congrats on still being good this year. Enjoy it basketcat fans.

pissclams · « **Reply #213 on:** January 21, 2023, 08:55:55 AM »

what if killer-b has really bad breath. then he is all up in the huddle screaming into his players’ faces
disgusting

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #214 on:** January 21, 2023, 08:59:55 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 21, 2023, 08:55:55 AM

what if killer-b has really bad breath. then he is all up in the huddle screaming into his players’ faces
disgusting

Would certainly lend credence to the whole Brahlitosis nickname that up until just a moment ago I never understood but now it makes perfect sense when you think about it

pissclams · « **Reply #215 on:** January 21, 2023, 10:57:03 AM »

he’s so disgusting, I know his closet is filled with true religion jeans

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #216 on:** January 21, 2023, 11:05:35 AM »

He had a closet full on Affliction tees which was like whatever I guess in the 2010s but when he moved to champagne/Urbana he had the opportunity to throw them out or donate to Goodwill and he was like "no, I’m keeping the Affliction tees” like what on earth?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #217 on:** January 29, 2023, 05:37:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/WCIA3Andy/status/1619482271286960128

This guy does not like Illinois or refs. Goodness. What a life he must lead.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #218 on:** January 29, 2023, 05:58:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/IlliniMBB/status/1619500628476133376

ben ji · « **Reply #219 on:** January 29, 2023, 09:52:37 AM »

26 points huh. Let me guess, he scored half of big orange's points in a thrilling 52-48 win over some random interchangeable midwest team?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #220 on:** January 29, 2023, 10:48:11 AM »

Look if I were posting itt the past two years while oscar was losing more games than he won and finishing at the bottom of the conference while Brad was winning the big 10, then you would be justified in being cunty and insecure. But the go purples are very good this year, better than Illinois in fact. Act like you have a big wet winner's dick not a bone dry baby dick. Shake off the vestiges of your former Brucery. This thread isn't threatening. No salted wounds here. Rejoice ben ji, it's a new day.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #221 on:** January 29, 2023, 10:57:46 AM »

As far as Mayer goes, he's just having career games and playing the best basketball of his life courtesy of basketball coaching savant/motivational guru, and product of both the state of Kansas and your very own Fight on State Lavender Basketcats U, Bradley Cole Underwood.

pissclams · « **Reply #222 on:** January 29, 2023, 11:24:15 AM »

if i’m illinois of illini i’m locking that gentle soul into a lifetime contract. what he wants, he gets. i’m calling gene hackman and nick offerman and telling them to open up their fat orange wallets.

no one in the the big 10’s shaft has been more lubricated than big game brad. hell. he’s single-handedly keeping the big 10 relevant and from becoming the mountain west. the big 10 should pay him to stay “home”

will it happen? time will tell, but hear me now and believe me later, this coach is only scratching the surface of where this team is going. ~~big~~ HUGE things ahead.

pissclams · « **Reply #223 on:** January 29, 2023, 11:25:09 AM »

thoughts?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #224 on:** January 29, 2023, 11:29:41 AM »

I could not agree more pissclams. Here's a palette cleanser in celebration of our accord (sound on). #bonappétit

https://twitter.com/behaveirene___/status/1612368696835727362