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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2022, 11:45:14 AM »
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« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2022, 06:44:25 PM »
we stumbled into some dive bar in Chicago that had a nekked Blago drawing in it.  Later saw an Anthony Bourdain episode that highlighted the bar, guess it's kind of a famous one.  Cannot remember the name of it.
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« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2022, 07:51:34 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

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« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2022, 08:10:36 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

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« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2022, 08:15:20 PM »
they are screwed whenever cockburn leaves. brad should have sold high. thank god we dodged that bullet.

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« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2022, 08:22:23 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

Had a really bad tournament.

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« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2022, 03:39:24 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

Same. 17% three point shooter that is only theoretically effective if he dominates the ball all while being a turnover machine. If he is running your offense, then you don't run good offense. If he transfers, we'll be better for it.
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« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2022, 04:16:27 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

Same. 17% three point shooter that is only theoretically effective if he dominates the ball all while being a turnover machine. If he is running your offense, then you don't run good offense. If he transfers, we'll be better for it.
I'm hoping this for you, Mr. Bread!
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« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2022, 05:09:37 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

Same. 17% three point shooter that is only theoretically effective if he dominates the ball all while being a turnover machine. If he is running your offense, then you don't run good offense. If he transfers, we'll be better for it.
I'm hoping this for you, Mr. Bread!

Thanks, winters. I'm very impressed with your new coach and his first assistant. Exciting times to be a gopurpleufightonstate fan. As for Illinois, I only watched the two NCAA games this year, BUT I just read some insidery recruiting thread that said we were getting some five star former Kentucky commit guard (Skyy Clark?) and some sand aggie transfer along with the three pretty stud recruits Brad and co. already had lined up this year. Also that Curbelo was probably leaving. So good crap maybe!
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« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2022, 05:12:52 PM »
Guys, I’ve watched less Ill bb than Bread has posted on gE this season, but it seems like their guard play is one of the things that is dumb about Illinois. As a fan of good guard play, it seems like we may have dodged a choppy, non athletic, slow moving bullet that is frustrating to watch and prone to turn the ball over.

I don't like Curbelo, at all.

Same. 17% three point shooter that is only theoretically effective if he dominates the ball all while being a turnover machine. If he is running your offense, then you don't run good offense. If he transfers, we'll be better for it.
I'm hoping this for you, Mr. Bread!

Thanks, winters. I'm very impressed with your new coach and his first assistant. Exciting times to be a gopurpleufightonstate fan. As for Illinois, I only watched the two NCAA games this year, BUT I just read some insidery recruiting thread that said we were getting some five star former Kentucky commit guard (Skyy Clark?) and some sand aggie transfer along with the three pretty stud recruits Brad and co. already had lined up this year. Also that Curbelo was probably leaving. So good crap maybe!
Exciting times for the both of us. It really is a whole new world post-oscar. I couldn't be more excited and rejuvenated!
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« Last Edit: April 07, 2022, 05:39:32 PM by Mr Bread »
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« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2022, 05:28:49 PM »
Two out of three so far. Hooray.
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2022, 06:12:45 PM »
major rumblings that all major dossier/recruiting sites are going to add a 6th star in their rankings due to incredible athletes tang is about to sign at ksu catz


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« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2022, 06:22:17 PM »
That is a monumental shift in dossie policy I was not privy to. Luckily I maintain my personal recruiting dossies in such a fashion as to be easily and expeditiously converted in the event of just such an occurrence. I'm very dossie forward tho. Not many would understand.
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« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2022, 07:30:28 PM »
I'm glad that Mr Bread is back but feel bad that he is stuck with a coach we didnt want.

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« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2022, 09:37:25 PM »
That is a monumental shift in dossie policy I was not privy to. Luckily I maintain my personal recruiting dossies in such a fashion as to be easily and expeditiously converted in the event of just such an occurrence. I'm very dossie forward tho. Not many would understand.
man this is the type of hardcore dossier talk that I love.  only true dossier heads would understand



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« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2022, 10:43:16 AM »
I BARELY qualify as a mere fan of high level dossier work, but I would interrupt an appointment with my cardiologist to read an update on this thread   :bwpopcorn:

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« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2022, 10:55:45 AM »
this blog has been long overdue for some doss goss (that's dossier gossip for non-ITK posters, several of you)

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« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2022, 12:05:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/CoachUnderwood/status/1514070242766606347

Did they not invite oscar or was he too red assed to show up?
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« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2022, 12:17:22 PM »
Maybe they just didn't bring back the ones that got fired for being shitty. Groce was persona non grata as well I just realized. Easy to forget.
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« Reply #71 on: April 13, 2022, 10:13:09 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: April 15, 2022, 04:18:36 AM »
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« Reply #73 on: April 15, 2022, 04:23:39 AM »
I'd like to say I'm surprised to see 2-time national champion and Big 12 hoops overlord Head Coach Bill Self dick riding our guy Brad so hard, but I'm not. If any one is going to be the conductor of that veiny rager of a hype train, I'm glad it's former Illini coaching great Billy Eugene Self Jr.
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« Reply #74 on: April 15, 2022, 07:58:45 AM »
 :lol:


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