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Offline Brock Landers

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2022, 02:23:37 PM »
"Deep dish pizza."  GMAFB.  Is the rest of the state that dumb or is it limited to Chicago?   :lol: :flush:

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« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2022, 02:28:11 PM »
Nobody looks good in Orange

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2022, 02:58:37 PM »
All of their sports teams suck there

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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2022, 03:23:23 PM »
:shakesfist:
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2022, 03:24:00 PM »

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« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2022, 03:25:38 PM »
That’s a win for KU

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2022, 04:52:33 PM »
"Vaunted Chicago connection"?   You mean the 94% acceptance rate safety net school.


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« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2022, 05:11:19 PM »
Dax smokes?!?! :excited: :bigtoke:

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« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2022, 05:16:22 PM »
Fish waking up in Chicago today..
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eff this [redacted]

Effingham is a city in and the county seat of Effingham County, Illinois, United States. It is in South Central Illinois. Its population was 12,252 at the 2020 census. The city is part of the Effingham, IL Micropolitan Statistical Area. Effingham is home to a 198-foot-tall cross, The Cross at the Crossroads.

The first time I saw this bitch I thought I was dead. For those who haven't seen it, this cross is coming out of a blind curve in the interstate. I was driving from Manhattan to New England, it was nighttime and I was tired as eff, trying to get to Indy. You round the turn on I-70 and this bitch is right there eff in your face, if you're nodding off it will wake you up real quick.

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2022, 05:19:38 PM »
Anyway I've been saying it for years, Illinois is a real shithole. The one metro in the state is an Uber shithole and on the other side of the state lies the armpit of an Iowa shithole and the armpit of a Missouri shithole. In the middle are cows, cops, old crusty fucks, and sex traffickers.

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2022, 10:14:47 PM »
Why do you not like Blago mir?

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« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2022, 02:15:35 AM »
You serious?

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2022, 08:52:51 AM »
we stumbled into some dive bar in Chicago that had a nekked Blago drawing in it.  Later saw an Anthony Bourdain episode that highlighted the bar, guess it's kind of a famous one.  Cannot remember the name of it.

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« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2022, 10:17:53 AM »
You serious?

lol. my thought exactly.

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« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2022, 07:06:48 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2022, 09:16:45 AM »
 You sons of bitches. How dare you?
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« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2022, 09:27:40 AM »
Bread! :D

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« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2022, 10:09:13 AM »
You sons of bitches. How dare you?

We thought you were dead.

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« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2022, 10:15:23 AM »
Nope. Big career change. Moved halfway across the country. Kids developed from useless babies to functional humans I could actually have meaningful interaction with. Lost my zeal for bbsn.
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2022, 10:54:32 AM »
Nope. Big career change. Moved halfway across the country. Kids developed from useless babies to functional humans I could actually have meaningful interaction with. Lost my zeal for bbsn.
It happens to the best of us (you and me, that’s it for the best)

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« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2022, 10:56:38 AM »
I am going to cry with joy

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« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2022, 08:17:39 PM »
Nope. Big career change. Moved halfway across the country. Kids developed from useless babies to functional humans I could actually have meaningful interaction with. Lost my zeal for bbsn.

Welcome back, homie

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2022, 09:04:17 PM »
glad to hear little Br'uce and Br'ucette are thriving

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« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2022, 01:20:28 AM »
Nope. Big career change. Moved halfway across the country. Kids developed from useless babies to functional humans I could actually have meaningful interaction with. Lost my zeal for bbsn.

Welcome back, homie

Thanks MIR
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2022, 09:26:39 AM »
The most exciting thing about canning oscars ass was the prospect of a bread update. We really should have done this sooner.
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