I am a deal maker by nature. I might trade my top running back before the fantasy season even starts, for example.
So, I am ready to trade a LOT to keep the Russian death count rising. You want prayer in schools? Fine, I don’t like it at all, but if it gets me more dead Russians then all the better. Want to drill for oil in the middle of Yosemite? OK, how many missiles does that get me? Gay marriages? I am partial to gay marriage, but consider it gone as long as we can get like a bagillion Apache attack choppers to Kiev ASAP.