Jeez, guys. There are loads of ways to avoid that and speed the process along.
Killing my own children sounds pretty horrible. Probably the horrible’est.
You live very near one of the largest air bases in the country, maybe the largest. You will definitely die instantly in an inferno.
Yes!
when I was a kid a popular urban legend was that Wichita was Nuke target #2 or 3 because of the aircraft manufacturing. I feel like a lot of cities claimed this, much like the third largest st. patrick's day parade.
Relatedly, I remember my sixth grade science teacher explaining how if he knew a nuke was coming he would drive straight to Wichita so he would be instantly vaporized. He was later fired after being caught calling 1-900 sex lines on a school phone.