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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #250 on: October 28, 2022, 11:04:59 AM »
Pussy Ron was my front runner before he put on the white boots.

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« Reply #251 on: October 28, 2022, 11:09:21 AM »
I need to know who dax is backing in this battle before I pick a name.

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« Reply #252 on: October 28, 2022, 11:14:08 AM »
Ronald McDonalds could be a good change up to Fat Ron too

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« Reply #253 on: October 28, 2022, 11:29:36 AM »
fat ron is also likely a plus in maga's eyes so don won't go with that

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« Reply #254 on: October 28, 2022, 12:06:45 PM »
I need to know who dax is backing in this battle before I pick a name.
We'll never know

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« Reply #255 on: October 28, 2022, 12:24:39 PM »
I need to know who dax is backing in this battle before I pick a name.
We'll never know

You act like he’s some kind of spineless cuck or something

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« Reply #256 on: October 28, 2022, 12:27:48 PM »
It's  :curse: :curse: :curse: Friday with the usual #blueanongE/#neocongE perma ragers

How many times do I have to tell #blueanongE aka Derp City America that I want Trump to go away?

Speaking of heaters, how many combined pages are there about Trump/conservative/Repubs on this blog?  It has to be in the 1000's.






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« Reply #257 on: October 28, 2022, 12:30:33 PM »
Dax takes potato boy!  I will join him!  I’m a desantis fan.  Please call us potatoheads from here forward

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« Reply #258 on: October 28, 2022, 12:31:59 PM »
I don’t really understand the hypothetical, Trump is going to be incarcerated, he can’t run.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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« Reply #259 on: October 28, 2022, 12:33:20 PM »
I don’t really understand the hypothetical, Trump is going to be incarcerated, he can’t run.

He can def run from prison.  Prison isn't happening, btw.

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« Reply #260 on: October 28, 2022, 12:36:52 PM »
Step 1 to a potato head victory

We must point out early and often that trump is completely vaxxed and so is his entire family and he federally funded the vaccine which now has killed more people than Covid itself.

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« Reply #261 on: October 28, 2022, 12:37:03 PM »
The best part about this, is that Ron is going to face almost the same level of wholesale rage from #blueanon that Trump faced. 

It's going to fascinating to see what kind of absolutely insane whack-a-doo conspiracies that #blueanon cooks up and then believes to their core about Ron in the coming months.

I can only imagine what kind of campaign the neo-libs/#neocons are going to cook up unless Ron doesn't declare he's signed up for perma-war right out of the gate.


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« Reply #262 on: October 28, 2022, 01:31:06 PM »
Step 2.  Point out that trump is anti marriage, family and religion.  Like, hates the institution of marriage so much he’s got multiple children with different partners

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« Reply #263 on: October 28, 2022, 01:32:35 PM »
Step 2.  Point out that trump is anti marriage, family and religion.  Like, hates the institution of marriage so much he’s got multiple children with different partners

Eh. It's not like he's gay or something.

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« Reply #264 on: October 28, 2022, 01:33:15 PM »
What is our plan when trump comes after us for the waste of tax payer money flying people to Martha’s Vineyard?  I says we point out how much he steals from taxpayers in billing $1100 a night to the secret service but I am open to suggestions on this one.

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« Reply #265 on: October 28, 2022, 01:34:19 PM »
What is our plan when trump comes after us for the waste of tax payer money flying people to Martha’s Vineyard?  I says we point out how much he steals from taxpayers in billing $1100 a night to the secret service but I am open to suggestions on this one.

Just say the most racist thing you can come up with and you should be fine.

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« Reply #266 on: October 28, 2022, 01:35:14 PM »
Step 2.  Point out that trump is anti marriage, family and religion.  Like, hates the institution of marriage so much he’s got multiple children with different partners

Eh. It's not like he's gay or something.

We could claim he is tho!

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« Reply #267 on: October 28, 2022, 01:37:29 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

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« Reply #268 on: October 28, 2022, 01:41:32 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

If we go live with Donald is a power bottom the month before election magas will eat it up.  Then we quickly send a fundraising email selling “potato boy” medallions for $49.99

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« Reply #269 on: October 28, 2022, 01:43:00 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

If we go live with Donald is a power bottom the month before election magas will eat it up.  Then we quickly send a fundraising email selling “potato boy” medallions for $49.99

No, just send an actual potato with Ron's face stamped onto it.

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« Reply #270 on: October 28, 2022, 01:46:18 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

If we go live with Donald is a power bottom the month before election magas will eat it up.  Then we quickly send a fundraising email selling “potato boy” medallions for $49.99

No, just send an actual potato with Ron's face stamped onto it.

How many bankruptcies do we have under our huge belt?  We need to shaft some construction companies to secure the “he just took advantage of the law like a savvy businessman” nitwits.

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« Reply #271 on: October 28, 2022, 01:49:31 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

If we go live with Donald is a power bottom the month before election magas will eat it up.  Then we quickly send a fundraising email selling “potato boy” medallions for $49.99

No, just send an actual potato with Ron's face stamped onto it.

How many bankruptcies do we have under our huge belt?  We need to shaft some construction companies to secure the “he just took advantage of the law like a savvy businessman” nitwits.

Ron probably doesn't even have one. His parents weren't nearly as rich as Donald's, and he never played a businessman on tv, either. I don't think he can really attack Donald there.

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« Reply #272 on: October 28, 2022, 01:53:02 PM »
The way Ron takes on the Martha's Vineyard is to  :lol: :lol: :lol: at all the virtue signaling bullshit from proactively self declared sanctuary cities, who are more than happy to sit back and watch other people take on the burdens. Then when they have to step up they can't work fast enough to get the people shipped back out town.  So they can get back to cocktails at the Whalers club, and the great unwashed who are allowed to work there go in and out of the back door.

If he's smart, he can riff on that for days.


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« Reply #273 on: October 28, 2022, 01:54:21 PM »
He did select a gay VP and we don't know what went on behind closed doors in that oval office.

If we go live with Donald is a power bottom the month before election magas will eat it up.  Then we quickly send a fundraising email selling “potato boy” medallions for $49.99

No, just send an actual potato with Ron's face stamped onto it.

How many bankruptcies do we have under our huge belt?  We need to shaft some construction companies to secure the “he just took advantage of the law like a savvy businessman” nitwits.

Ron probably doesn't even have one. His parents weren't nearly as rich as Donald's, and he never played a businessman on tv, either. I don't think he can really attack Donald there.

Nonesense.  This is maga I can make anything up I want.  You’re fired*



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« Reply #274 on: October 28, 2022, 01:56:33 PM »
The group making up the most bullshit right now, Dug.  Is your bud, Joe and freinds. 

He and they are just flat out lying at an unprecedented rate and just making up piles of bullshit as they go.