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Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« on: June 25, 2021, 04:39:47 PM »
I would like to be the first to welcome Mr. Kanak aboard should he accept our generous compensation package.


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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2021, 04:41:53 PM »
Benefits you ask?  As a matter of fact, your package includes access to Dugout's Royals tickets almost anytime you want them on a weeknight and if it's not the yaknees, red sox or cardinals!

Top that any other business!

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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2021, 04:43:44 PM »
Have I told you about dugout's very common practice of having an extra claw at happy hour and BUYING EVERYONE AN APPETIZER TO SPLIT!?  WE WILL DO THE CRABCAKES IF YOU WANT!!!

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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2021, 04:48:56 PM »
Do you know anyone who has the Sonic app and will order pretzel bites at the third street sonic just about whenever you want?  You do now big guy!

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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2021, 04:50:50 PM »
Welcome, Jaren.
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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2021, 04:56:53 PM »
Welcome to the team Jaren! I have some semi decent pheasant hunting ground in western kansas that I would love for you to use whenever you want! Also my dad plays some silly game where he hides $100 bill's under old coffee cans and junk buckets throughout the farm. I can never find them but I bet someone with great vision/athletic skills like yourself could clean up.


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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2021, 05:09:10 PM »
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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2021, 06:34:15 PM »
Welcome Jaren. How do you feel about fishing? I know some good secluded fishing spots along the Texas coast. And if you’re not into fishing, these locations make pleasant retreats if you would like to spend some alone time with any special young ladies you might happen to meet interning at goEMAW.

Totally unrelated guys, but I was just reading the other day that apparently so much money has been accidentally dropped into bodies of water that people are finding money when they catch fish. And funny enough, I guess fish have an appetite for larger denominations because apparently most of the money they’re finding is large bills.

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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2021, 07:02:44 PM »
Welcome Jaren. How do you feel about fishing? I know some good secluded fishing spots along the Texas coast. And if you’re not into fishing, these locations make pleasant retreats if you would like to spend some alone time with any special young ladies you might happen to meet interning at goEMAW.

Totally unrelated guys, but I was just reading the other day that apparently so much money has been accidentally dropped into bodies of water that people are finding money when they catch fish. And funny enough, I guess fish have an appetite for larger denominations because apparently most of the money they’re finding is large bills.
Wow, gE interns will just be cleaning up on great fishing/hunting spots!

If Jaren is interested in some farm pond fishing I'm willing to help "stock" Tom's Flint hills bass pond with large denominations to go along with all the massive fish.




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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2021, 07:50:56 PM »
Eww, no thanks!

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Re: Welcome goEMAW's newest intern Jaren Kanak
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2021, 12:08:57 PM »
Jaren, ignore the haters who support free handouts.  We are a boot strappy website who will make an exception and give you money for no work whatsoever.