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Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« on: May 22, 2021, 03:28:17 PM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2021, 04:30:19 PM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2021, 05:40:54 PM »
those roasted almonds that they sell at fairs and things. always smell so good when they are cooking and the taste is just meh.

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2021, 07:28:59 AM »
Also, smoked turkey legs at fairs and football games.

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2021, 09:28:28 AM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2021, 09:30:03 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2021, 10:27:13 AM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2021, 10:51:16 AM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2021, 11:08:36 AM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2021, 11:34:01 AM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2021, 11:53:55 AM »
I interrupt this thread with this accouchement; SNL is back to being funny like really funny as it was years ago.  Check last night's Weekend Update  https://youtu.be/r7drK5-sMns
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2021, 12:32:11 PM »
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this is first idea that came to mind

also, television show finales


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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2021, 12:32:50 PM »
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2021, 12:44:53 PM »
Taco Bell
this is first idea that came to mind

also, television show finales

This made me realize I’ve reach the age where nothing really disappoints me because I’ve lowered my expectations for everything. I assume every show finale is going to suck and in the rare instance one gets it right (The Good Place) I’m amazed by it.
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2021, 01:14:13 PM »
beer, 90% of the time.
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2021, 01:47:51 PM »
Taco Bell
this is first idea that came to mind

also, television show finales

This made me realize I’ve reach the age where nothing really disappoints me because I’ve lowered my expectations for everything. I assume every show finale is going to suck and in the rare instance one gets it right (The Good Place) I’m amazed by it.

Hell yeah, life is significantly better with low expectations
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2021, 02:01:34 PM »
I interrupt this thread with this accouchement; SNL is back to being funny like really funny as it was years ago.  Check last night's Weekend Update  https://youtu.be/r7drK5-sMns

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2021, 03:04:35 PM »
Lol. SNL is not back to being funny. This was probably one of their worst seasons in a long time. But I do always enjoy the final weekend update of the season. They do this every year.

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2021, 06:16:53 PM »
beer, 90% of the time.

YES!

Also steak

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2021, 06:29:09 PM »
beer, 90% of the time.

YES!

Also steak
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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2021, 11:57:05 PM »
beer, 90% of the time.

YES!

Also steak
:horrorsurprise: :surprised: :sdeek:
you need a new steak guy apparently

No, not a steak guy, it's like that everywhere. Whether I'm making one myself or having one at the Capital Grille, a steak done fantastically only meets expectations, it's not the same experience you get from other expensive entrees that are memorably great. Even while eating a steak, before it's over the experience really becomes just finishing what you paid for.

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2021, 12:29:38 AM »
beer, 90% of the time.

YES!

Also steak
:horrorsurprise: :surprised: :sdeek:
you need a new steak guy apparently

No, not a steak guy, it's like that everywhere. Whether I'm making one myself or having one at the Capital Grille, a steak done fantastically only meets expectations, it's not the same experience you get from other expensive entrees that are memorably great. Even while eating a steak, before it's over the experience really becomes just finishing what you paid for.

What was the expectation-setting steak that ruined all other steaks for you?

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Re: Things that are never as good as you think they will be
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2021, 04:42:42 AM »
Lol. SNL is not back to being funny. This was probably one of their worst seasons in a long time. But I do always enjoy the final weekend update of the season. They do this every year.

Did you see last week's show?  Some of the skits very pretty funny.  Your right about last year, most of it was down right boring.  This is something that new and refreshing.  From the '70's to the '90's they were great. 
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2021, 08:54:23 AM »
Lol. SNL is not back to being funny. This was probably one of their worst seasons in a long time. But I do always enjoy the final weekend update of the season. They do this every year.

Did you see last week's show?  Some of the skits very pretty funny.  Your right about last year, most of it was down right boring.  This is something that new and refreshing.  From the '70's to the '90's they were great.
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