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Which ‘chip was installed in you?

Pfizer
31 (45.6%)
Moderna
31 (45.6%)
J&J
6 (8.8%)

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Voting closed: August 22, 2021, 01:17:17 PM

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #150 on: April 13, 2021, 02:38:24 PM »
Those of you that don't/didn't have a sore arm I could take you out for a nice Hurts Donut if you'd like.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #151 on: April 13, 2021, 02:39:10 PM »
Does anyone know whether the microchip comes in the first dose or the second?
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #152 on: April 13, 2021, 02:42:24 PM »
Does anyone know whether the microchip comes in the first dose or the second?

They make it random so that sometimes it's the first, and sometimes it's the second. People have erroneously attributed this phenomenon to whether or not prior COVID exposure is present. But that's just what they want you to believe.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #153 on: April 13, 2021, 02:46:54 PM »
Does anyone know whether the microchip comes in the first dose or the second?

Ping me with your brain if you want to test it.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #154 on: April 13, 2021, 04:28:13 PM »
My chip 1 reaction was pretty mild. Some arm soreness but not worth even bitching about. I am dreading my second chip (but obviously that won't stop me from getting it).

This is the same for me.  I haven't been sick (not even a cold) in years, so I am worried the second one is going to lay me out.  Still gettin it though!

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #155 on: April 13, 2021, 08:24:53 PM »
my mother in law got the chinese vaccine, which apparently is complete crap.  trying to figure out if she can still get a real vaccine as well.
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #156 on: April 13, 2021, 08:31:18 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #157 on: April 13, 2021, 09:28:03 PM »

Oh hell yeah, I’ve been waiting for this point

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #158 on: April 13, 2021, 09:31:55 PM »
Can we pour one out for the 2 souls on the board that took the J&J?
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #159 on: April 13, 2021, 09:38:24 PM »
Can we pour one out for the 2 souls on the board that took the J&J?
I voted for it yesterday, before they canceled it today. So it’s 1 poor emaw’r out there right now.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #160 on: April 13, 2021, 10:10:51 PM »
Can we pour one out for the 2 souls on the board that took the J&J?
I voted for it yesterday, before they canceled it today. So it’s 1 poor emaw’r out there right now.

I also voted for the J&J right when the poll was posted, just to mess with the OP. In fact, I did not receive and have never received the J&J vaccine. Thus, it would seem no one truthfully selected J&J.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #161 on: April 13, 2021, 10:54:05 PM »
i got JJ but didnt vote till just now


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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #162 on: April 13, 2021, 10:55:22 PM »
i obviously do a lot of things with more than 1 in a million chance of hurting me, but that isnt to minimize the personal experience of the 1 in a million JJ victims.
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #163 on: April 13, 2021, 11:36:44 PM »
I got Moderna. I could barely lift my arm in the shower the next day.

That was my feeling as well, though really it only affected chicken wingin' so I think the ku fans and players will be safe
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #164 on: April 14, 2021, 12:21:01 AM »
I voted for it yesterday, before they canceled it today.

I also voted for the J&J right when the poll was posted, just to mess with the OP. In fact, I did not receive and have never received the J&J vaccine.

i got JJ but didnt vote till just now

this poll seems really inaccurate.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #165 on: April 14, 2021, 08:06:15 AM »
I’m on Tapatalk, didn’t know there was a poll
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #166 on: April 14, 2021, 08:48:18 AM »
I voted for it yesterday, before they canceled it today.

I also voted for the J&J right when the poll was posted, just to mess with the OP. In fact, I did not receive and have never received the J&J vaccine.

i got JJ but didnt vote till just now

this poll seems really inaccurate.

Now you see why no one trusts presidential polls, too much lying for no reason.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #167 on: April 14, 2021, 03:07:52 PM »
Half way there, friends! :cheers:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #168 on: April 14, 2021, 03:16:33 PM »
Half way there, friends! :cheers:
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #169 on: April 14, 2021, 08:57:51 PM »



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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #170 on: April 14, 2021, 09:18:37 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #171 on: April 14, 2021, 10:16:29 PM »
Not included in the poll was the russian ‘chip that apparently is being force-installed into anyone on the streets of puerto vallarta. Not satisfied, Sergio has topped it off with an american pfizer.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #172 on: April 14, 2021, 10:28:38 PM »
did he discuss that with a doctor or hide his previous vaccine status?  if he has any negative repercussions, please post them.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #173 on: April 14, 2021, 11:04:50 PM »
It’ll be when we do some drinking that I extract how much is made up.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #174 on: April 15, 2021, 09:49:17 AM »
First shot was pud city, folks! If anything, it upped my golf game last night.