Pretty far off topic, but the halloween costume talk reminded me. I saw a kid, prolly 9 or 10, dressed up like a lumberjack. Which is a pretty cool costume. What was even cooler is he was walking around with a real hatchet. I said, "holy crap, kid, is that a real hatchet?!" He said, "Yeah" then spun around and almost smacked his little sister in the head with it. I said, "well, have fun. Be careful with that. Jesus Christ." and they went on their merry way.
I think the kids made it home in one piece. Maybe next year he'll have a chainsaw.