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WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« on: February 03, 2021, 10:55:33 AM »
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what, why? how?

i feel like the team turned a corner last night after a close battle in lawrentucky against a college blue blood.  and this two game stretch vs Longhorn Jr and then Longhorn will say a lot about this team.

time to show Longhorn Jr how to play some hoops!,,,  WHO IS WITH ME???!


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2021, 11:00:40 AM »
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what, why? how?

i feel like the team turned a corner last night after a close battle in lawrentucky against a college blue blood.  and this two game stretch vs Longhorn Jr and then Longhorn will say a lot about this team.

time to show Longhorn Jr how to play some hoops!,,,  WHO IS WITH ME???!
Didn’t longhorn jr just beat longhorn sr.


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2021, 11:02:50 AM »
i dunno, i kinda like tech.
"a lot of political rhetoric is picking a slice of "elites" and positioning yourselves against them."

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2021, 11:21:03 AM »
I am with you clams.  We will JYD their faces off

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2021, 11:34:40 AM »
I am with you clams.  We will JYD their faces off

Have not paid much attention to the team this year, are we very JYD'y?

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2021, 12:18:10 PM »
I am with you clams.  We will JYD their faces off

Have not paid much attention to the team this year, are we very JYD'y?

arguably the pluckiest we've ever been. That close call heartbreaker yesterday has just given this team a taste for blood and now they are crazy for it. Honestly feel bad for tech they have no idea they are walking into a buzzsaw

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2021, 12:25:47 PM »
We are going to Pisspound them

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2021, 12:56:52 PM »
More like clampound
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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2021, 01:14:30 PM »
WHO IS WITH ME???!

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2021, 02:09:22 PM »
the cats smell chum in the water


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2021, 02:24:08 PM »
longhorn jr. it's what's for dinner  :billdance:


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2021, 02:27:35 PM »
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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2021, 08:08:18 PM »
These young guys are starting to believe.  And we all know that the recipe for college basketball success starts with a heaping spoonful of belief.

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2021, 09:04:31 PM »
i've been going over a lot of game film for tech tonight, and guys, they're tough.  as much as our guys believe and have developed a taste for blood, this is going to be a tough test.
"a lot of political rhetoric is picking a slice of "elites" and positioning yourselves against them."

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2021, 11:06:57 PM »
By manhandle do you mean that we'll actually cover?

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2021, 11:43:30 PM »
i've been going over a lot of game film for tech tonight, and guys, they're tough.  as much as our guys believe and have developed a taste for blood, this is going to be a tough test.
We’ve been studying for this test all year, and it will pay dividends if you catch my drift.  #diamondhands


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2021, 10:39:14 AM »
i've been going over a lot of game film for tech tonight, and guys, they're tough.  as much as our guys believe and have developed a taste for blood, this is going to be a tough test.
We’ve been studying for this test all year, and it will pay dividends if you catch my drift.  #diamondhands

yeah, I think the studying and intense instruction from oscar "the tutor" Weber is going to show when it's time to pick up those pencils this Saturday.

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2021, 10:46:25 AM »
The slaughterings of tlb horn and regular horn are both on espn+.

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2021, 11:06:43 AM »
Kansas L 58-57
This is Tech's most impressive game. And it's a loss. What a joke.

Oklahoma W 69-67
It's been a decade since Lon won a meaningful game. Joke.

Oklahoma St. L 82-77 / OT
Real teams go to overtime with Ok St and then lose. What a joke.

Kansas St. W 82-71
K St bus broke down. Joke.

Iowa St. W 91-64
Literally everyone has beaten this team. Means nothing. Joke.

Texas W 79-77
I think Texas was ranked at this point. Total joke of an overrated win obviously.

Baylor L 68-60
This would have been an impressive win for Tech. They had no chance.

TCU Postponed
Joke.

Iowa St. Postponed
Total joke.

W. Virginia L 88-87
I didn't even realize they lost to Huggins' worst team ever. Joke.

Oklahoma W 57-52
See above.

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2021, 11:14:12 AM »
Do the cats have a fifth straight 20 point loss in them? We (not me actually) will see!

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2021, 11:15:29 AM »
no gooch as discussed above we are going to literally rip their throats out of their necks

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2021, 12:09:00 PM »
Given the growth Oscar has squeezed out of the slackers he has by no fault of his own been dealt, I would guess Cats put up 45-50 points. Good enough to beat a flat tortilla team?

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2021, 07:18:36 PM »
chris neck beard is going to get taken to class, i think oscar has a pretty huge winning record against neck beard


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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2021, 07:21:40 PM »
Well they were better and we covered!

Tony keeps getting better and better, homeboy's got to stop shooting threes with 12 seconds left on the shot clock.

Mike's dribble around for 15 seconds then throw up a shot offense is just perfect for this team.

The officiating was shameful and I don't understand how anyone could like watching this tech team, they aren't anywhere close to as fluid on offense as they've been, and watching them flop all over the floor on defense is infuriating.

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Re: WE'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MANHANDLE TEXAS TECH ON SATURDAY
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2021, 07:33:14 PM »
Given the growth Oscar has squeezed out of the slackers he has by no fault of his own been dealt, I would guess Cats put up 45-50 points. Good enough to beat a flat tortilla team?
He has a good class. He’s just doing a poor job of coaching them without the normal offseason routine. All Freshman heavy teams suck ass this year. Kentucky, Duke, Michigan State, North Carolina, etc. all about to be unranked and out of the tourney.

Also, holy crap, I had no idea you were like 80 years old this whole time. I’m honestly impressed you found the internet. Good for you! Who do want to replace oscar and don’t say Underwood, because he’s not an option.