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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #100 on: December 11, 2020, 08:46:47 AM »
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #101 on: December 11, 2020, 08:55:46 AM »
That robot coach is also equipped with "anonymous" data purchased from big tech used to manipulate recruits into signing
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #102 on: December 11, 2020, 09:00:03 AM »
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #103 on: December 11, 2020, 11:20:58 AM »
Instead of spending millions on salary each year, we could just purchase a robot coach. Same robot could do double duty and also coach football.

How many ugly robots are made in North Dakota in a given year?

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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #104 on: December 11, 2020, 11:22:30 AM »
https://www.ndsu.edu/coe/future_students/robotics/

We might have to accept a robot coach that looks more like a small remote control car made of legos than C3PO but, I am not against it.

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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2020, 10:09:18 PM »
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #106 on: December 14, 2020, 03:30:57 PM »
Lowery would just hire oscar as his asst.

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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #107 on: December 14, 2020, 06:31:57 PM »
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #108 on: December 14, 2020, 09:17:43 PM »
things are that bad, Havs?
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #109 on: December 14, 2020, 09:35:00 PM »
things are that bad, Havs?

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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #110 on: December 15, 2020, 02:11:39 PM »
someone post the doc camaro jpg

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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #111 on: December 15, 2020, 10:34:08 PM »
We should fire oscar at the end of the season, footage of him leaving in disgrace runs on the news all that night and into the next day. AD announces desire for a quick coaching search, hires a head hunter that always gets his man. Less than two weeks later, there's rumors that kstate got their guy. At the press conference to announce new coach, everyone's on the edge of their seat, who is it going to be? To the tune of gasps and women fainting in the aisles, mother rough ridin' oscar Weber strides onto the stage, grabs the mic, winks at Kellis and coyly says to the room, "Did you miss me?" It's pandemonium. Has anybody ever fired a coach and then rehired them in the same off-season? Kstate is hailed as an innovator. oscar is received as a hero. Gene immediately begins talks with international artists to see who can truly capture the essence of oscar when creating a statue. It's good to be a cat.
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #113 on: December 17, 2020, 11:35:31 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: IRL discussion of who should replace oscar
« Reply #114 on: December 18, 2020, 03:32:15 PM »
Should we be tabbing BRAD KORN to replace Klieman???? :dunno: