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Re: Fashion Advice For Old People (25 yo+). Stunz input requested!
« Reply #225 on: November 19, 2023, 11:34:53 PM »
TUCK TIPS
- need to be mid or high rise
- absolutely no skinny or slim for jeans or trousers
- straight leg seems best for jeans. can't get wider to work. too gen z for me.
- straight leg is good to really wide for trousers can be a sick look (but maybe too k-pop for goEMAW).
- shoe chunkiness must match pant wideness
- the higher the waist, the bigger the dick energy

I like the Levi's 512 for jeans. But not the weird stretchy kind. Just regular jeans material. 501's are great as well imo.
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Re: Fashion Advice For Old People (25 yo+). Stunz input requested!
« Reply #226 on: November 19, 2023, 11:51:40 PM »
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« Reply #227 on: November 20, 2023, 12:00:43 AM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

Tuck pro-tip that seems weird and maybe dorky but is very worthwhile; tuck your undershirt (you need to wear an undershirt) into your underpants, then tuck the regular shirt in between the underpants and regular pants/jeans. It does a great job of keeping the regular shirt tucked nicely in place. Also, make sure your pants are secured above the hip bones.

Between tucking and undershirts, eff.

Try it next time you need to tuck.



I don’t like will spradling and I don’t wear undershirts.

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Re: Fashion Advice For Old People (25 yo+). Stunz input requested!
« Reply #228 on: November 20, 2023, 12:57:29 AM »
what the eff is happening in here

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« Reply #229 on: November 20, 2023, 01:03:42 AM »
what the eff is happening in here

Failure to take sage fashion advice with humility.
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« Reply #230 on: November 20, 2023, 03:00:07 PM »
what the eff is happening in here

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Re: Fashion Advice For Old People (25 yo+). Stunz input requested!
« Reply #231 on: November 20, 2023, 03:40:36 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

Tuck pro-tip that seems weird and maybe dorky but is very worthwhile; tuck your undershirt (you need to wear an undershirt) into your underpants, then tuck the regular shirt in between the underpants and regular pants/jeans. It does a great job of keeping the regular shirt tucked nicely in place. Also, make sure your pants are secured above the hip bones.
Undershirt in the skivvies is an old military tuck trick. Keeps everything nice and tight. Nobody has time for undershirt creep below the uniform.

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« Reply #232 on: December 25, 2024, 11:23:51 AM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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« Reply #233 on: December 25, 2024, 11:27:32 PM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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« Reply #234 on: Today at 07:40:54 AM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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Love the vast swaths of hunter green in that movie

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« Reply #235 on: Today at 09:21:18 AM »
And brown. Brown gets very little action these days.


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« Reply #236 on: Today at 09:41:24 AM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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This color palette looks exactly like the rugby shirt that I got as a gift yesterday.  That's right I said rugby shirt. In the year 2024 and not 1994.  I have several questions about rugby shirts, a couple of which I can answer and hopefully this board can take care of the rest.

Who is still making rugby shirts?  The Gap, apparently
Who is still buying rugby shirts?  My mom
Are rugby shirts a thing again? 
If they are a thing should I, as an oldster, attempt to wear it?

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« Reply #237 on: Today at 10:50:14 AM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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This color palette looks exactly like the rugby shirt that I got as a gift yesterday.  That's right I said rugby shirt. In the year 2024 and not 1994.  I have several questions about rugby shirts, a couple of which I can answer and hopefully this board can take care of the rest.

Who is still making rugby shirts?  The Gap, apparently
Who is still buying rugby shirts?  My mom
Are rugby shirts a thing again? 
If they are a thing should I, as an oldster, attempt to wear it?
Oh man, I had one of these in fourth grade. It was my most prized piece of attire at the time.

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« Reply #238 on: Today at 11:39:18 AM »
The world needs this color palette to come back into fashion.




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This color palette looks exactly like the rugby shirt that I got as a gift yesterday.  That's right I said rugby shirt. In the year 2024 and not 1994.  I have several questions about rugby shirts, a couple of which I can answer and hopefully this board can take care of the rest.

Who is still making rugby shirts?  The Gap, apparently
Who is still buying rugby shirts?  My mom
Are rugby shirts a thing again? 
If they are a thing should I, as an oldster, attempt to wear it?
Not sure, but I've been seeing Starter Jackets again (swoon)

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« Reply #239 on: Today at 02:35:01 PM »
And brown. Brown gets very little action these days.


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« Reply #240 on: Today at 03:49:38 PM »
And brown. Brown gets very little action these days.


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Hell yes sd

I mean, you can’t really wear black with these colors, so hell yeah bring in the brown and the khaki! Jeans still work!
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