The Biden (interim) Dictator

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Thanks, Canada.

[sonofdaxjones]

 

It's just cut and paste these days

[OK_Cat]

i'm just spitballing here, but what if we send up a giant needle to pop the balloon?

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think we should board the balloon and bring it down softly. Then we can put our own spies on it and use it to spy on China.

[CNS]

Has anyone thought about just drawing a big dong on it and then letting it be?

[OK_Cat]

what if we made a balloon of greater or equal size, filled it with helium, attached some sort of arm with a net, and then had to go up there and take that china balloon to space?

[Rage Against the McKee]

what if we made a balloon of greater or equal size, filled it with helium, attached some sort of arm with a net, and then had to go up there and take that china balloon to space?

We should build a mine on the moon and make these spies the first workers.

[sonofdaxjones]

A trillion dollar military-intelligence complex just completely baffled with how to deal with technology that originated several century's ago.

It's a pickle . . .

#blueanon political leaders scream violation of national sovereignty, cancel diplomatic trips, claim this act has damaged U.S-Chinese relations.

A "MAGA" says something about it . . . total #blueanon meltdown 

[Dugout DickStone]

Chinese balloon was trending yesterday evening. It was basically all of the MAGA nuts (Jon Rich, Lauren Witzke, Ryan Zinke, Hodge twins, etc.) saying the same thing as Dax.

Bucket it's okay to just admit that if Trump allowed a Russian (or Chinese) balloon to just loiter over our land based nuclear ICBM fields for days on end, you and the rest of #blueanongE would have already filled an additional 40 pages in multiple Trump threads.

If we think it's not a good look for our crap for Brains President, then we're going to get really mad if people talk about it . . . (Bucket and the rest of #blueanongE)

what an overly simplistic moron. 

[OK_Cat]

what if we made a balloon of greater or equal size, filled it with helium, attached some sort of arm with a net, and then had to go up there and take that china balloon to space?

We should build a mine on the moon and make these spies the first workers.

How many spies are we talking?  I feel like we may be underestimating the amount of small chinese men needed to mine the moon for moon gold

[sonofdaxjones]

#slowdug  rage Friday enters the mid-afternoon hour

[sonofdaxjones]

DeflectoconsgE:  ENGAGE

[Rage Against the McKee]

what if we made a balloon of greater or equal size, filled it with helium, attached some sort of arm with a net, and then had to go up there and take that china balloon to space?

We should build a mine on the moon and make these spies the first workers.

How many spies are we talking?  I feel like we may be underestimating the amount of small chinese men needed to mine the moon for moon gold

Probably just a few on this balloon, but once the mine is established, we can fill it up with other people.

[CNS]

Guys, I am not into slavery.  I still vote for painting a giant dong on it.  like, a 2.5 school bus sized dong.

[sonofdaxjones]

Dark Brandon is on a heater...

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-weekly-jobless-claims-fall-layoffs-surge-january-2023-02-02/

 "The January jobs report showed extremely robust growth, higher than the highest estimate in the Bloomberg survey. If it seems too good to be true, that’s because it is too good to be true — the gain is mostly due to seasonal factors and revisions to past data. The Fed likely won’t place too much weight on this report in formulating policy."  Bloomberg chief economist Anna Wong

The BLS is up to their usual tricks again. 

Sad 

[OK_Cat]

i wouldn't save that the china balloon spies are slave workers on the moon mine, they're just being forced to work against their will.  we'll pay them in all the moon cheese that they can eat.

[Dugout DickStone]

According to MAGAs this is the first time a Chinese made surveillance device has ever passed over the United States and this event is the equivalent of 9/11 having a baby with Pearl Harbor.

twitter is amazing with the maga right now.  They literally don't know satellites exist.  It is basically a parody of total rough ridin' morons but they are being real.

[wetwillie]

America must not love their guns as much as I think they do if this thing is still flying

[sonofdaxjones]

According to MAGAs this is the first time a Chinese made surveillance device has ever passed over the United States and this event is the equivalent of 9/11 having a baby with Pearl Harbor.

twitter is amazing with the maga right now.  They literally don't know satellites exist.  It is basically a parody of total rough ridin' morons but they are being real.

Please post these Tweets, thanks

[sonofdaxjones]

A Chinese spy balloon loitering over our land based ICBM complexes and then likely to fly over things like Offut AFB, Fort Campbell Kentucky, Fort Bragg North Carolina is perfectly acceptable because some MAGA's are on Twitter and allegedly they don't know about spy satellites . . . #blueanongE 

President Ensure completely vapor locked (as usual) and unsure what to do.

[OK_Cat]

America must not love their guns as much as I think they do if this thing is still flying

60,000 feet, bro.  Billy Bob's 12 gauge isn't reaching that far.

[Dugout DickStone]

A Chinese spy balloon loitering over our land based ICBM complexes and then likely to fly over things like Offut AFB, Fort Campbell Kentucky, Fort Bragg North Carolina is perfectly acceptable because some MAGA's are on Twitter and allegedly they don't know about spy satellites . . . #blueanongE 

President Ensure completely vapor locked (as usual) and unsure what to do.

Are you for real?

[CNS]

It's a balloon.  It floats.  Once it finishes floating left to right, what's it gonna do?  Turn around once it hits the ice wall?  Nope.  Its just gonna be stuck on the east side of the world, just bumping up against the ice wall.

[sonofdaxjones]

A Chinese spy balloon loitering over our land based ICBM complexes and then likely to fly over things like Offut AFB, Fort Campbell Kentucky, Fort Bragg North Carolina is perfectly acceptable because some MAGA's are on Twitter and allegedly they don't know about spy satellites . . . #blueanongE 

President Ensure completely vapor locked (as usual) and unsure what to do.

Are you for real?

Admit that if Trump were in office you'd be shitting all over this board . . . more than usual

[Dugout DickStone]

A Chinese spy balloon loitering over our land based ICBM complexes and then likely to fly over things like Offut AFB, Fort Campbell Kentucky, Fort Bragg North Carolina is perfectly acceptable because some MAGA's are on Twitter and allegedly they don't know about spy satellites . . . #blueanongE 

President Ensure completely vapor locked (as usual) and unsure what to do.

Are you for real?

Admit that if Trump were in office you'd be shitting all over this board . . . more than usual

You used to be kind of fun.  The new super stupid/borderline pedo dax is kind of a drag