Author Topic: ChURL (Read 4674 times)

CHONGS · « **on:** September 28, 2020, 03:51:30 PM »

CHingon's Ultimate Ranking List (ChURL)

Yeah yeah everything is going to look a little crazy in the beginning, especially with there staggered starts by various conferences.

Top 25:

Big 12:

Chingon Reality Check:

These teams better watch out, a reality check is on the way!

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:54:29 PM »

ChURL perhaps the most kind its been to KU since its inception, however with such a small sample size i can see how the computer will see these as quality losses. What does the blue star mean? ranking did not change from previous week?

CHONGS · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2020, 03:57:29 PM »

Blue star means they are new to the rankings (i.e. it's the first game they've played).

CHONGS · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:55:09 AM »

This update is not going to be received well. ChURL is a DUD this week.

CHONGS · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:00:55 AM »

Top 25:

What?! Where are my CATS??

Big 12:

WHAT! Dropped 39 places? After a win!? Chingon is full of crap.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:03:06 AM »

Chingon, I know it's not halftime of this season yet, but I think you should take this algorithm out back and make adjustments ASAP.

CHONGS · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:08:39 AM »

ChURL is a piece of white dog poop. Look at this prediction!

Rest of the games:

michigancat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:12:10 AM »

I'm gonna be the first to say it: ChURL sucks as a college football rating system.

MadCat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:16:39 AM »

Our opponents need to stop losing their other games.

Trim · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:18:38 AM »

Let the pickers pick and the players play.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:50:34 AM »

I thought Churl might be slang for throwing up and now I'm certain of it.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:54:19 AM »

Churl is def ultimately sucking crap as a rating system IMO

meow meow · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:57:28 AM »

churl, more like hurl (barfing)

ben ji · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2020, 12:01:11 PM »

Maybe chings needs to get dlew really drunk and steal his Studs/Duds Algorithm to incorporate it into CHURL?

Katpappy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2020, 12:32:32 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 05, 2020, 11:03:06 AM

Chingon, I know it's not halftime of this season yet, but I think you should take this algorithm out back and make adjustments ASAP.

With a BIG stick!

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:36:46 PM »

Now that you've put one over on us would you please post this weeks real Churl? tia.

PurpleOil · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:38:01 AM »

Wow, if Vegas starts using the Churl then there's almost guaranteed money there for some of those games.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2020, 09:12:10 AM »

i've been keeping an eye on chingons algo career for years. he's had his ups, he's had his downs. no doubt the kid has a lot of heart and a high ceiling. but this is, without question, the worst work he's ever done. and its not close.

CHONGS · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2020, 10:31:17 AM »

Whoops missed a couple of weeks there
Week 9

Top 25:

Still no cats! The loss to Arky State is an anchor dragging us down.

Big 12:

ChURL projects out the season for the Cats (the past scores are also simulated --- all using current stats):

Honestly, 6-4 isn't that far off of most expectations. And going 6-3 in conference is pretty good considering.

DQ12 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2020, 10:46:27 AM »

that thing is broken

nicname · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26, 2020, 10:47:59 AM »

Quote from: Chingon on October 26, 2020, 10:31:17 AM

Whoops missed a couple of weeks there
Week 9

Top 25:

Still no cats! The loss to Arky State is an anchor dragging us down.

Big 12:

ChURL projects out the season for the Cats (the past scores are also simulated --- all using current stats):

Honestly, 6-4 isn't that far off of most expectations. And going 5-4 in conference is pretty good considering.

It would be interesting to see what CHURL would have looked like had the B12 not played those non-con openers.

Fedor · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2020, 10:52:50 AM »

I am looking forward to the San Jose - Alabama match up in the first round of the CFP.

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2020, 11:27:49 AM »

I like the accent on San José

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2020, 11:58:35 AM »

Quote from: Fedor on October 26, 2020, 10:52:50 AM

I am looking forward to the San Jose - Alabama match up in the first round of the CFP.

Clemson vs Marshall should be a better game.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #24 on:** October 26, 2020, 12:19:31 PM »

while ChURL receives high ratings in proper use of accent marks, it also receives extremely high ratings in being completely worthless trash.