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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #125 on: September 18, 2020, 10:28:55 AM »
i hate showering at night because my long luxurious hair just flops around and the fan blows it around and irritates my luxurious face.


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #126 on: September 18, 2020, 10:36:52 AM »
Farmer Protip: shower BEFORE bed. Trust me once you go, you can’t go back.


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do farmer's still shower in the morning as well? I like how it wakes me up
No, wtf? Explain how that skincare would work. lmao


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skincare? is the water that shitty?
I also don't care for how my hair looks when i wake up.

Yeah, I can't get my hair to do anything I want it to without taking a shower first.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #127 on: September 18, 2020, 10:37:57 AM »
if you're a farmer you just wear a hat all day anyway so it's perfect

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #128 on: September 18, 2020, 01:17:31 PM »
My hair does what I tell it to


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #129 on: September 18, 2020, 01:20:22 PM »
Just don’t have hair.  Boom.  Problem solved. 

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #130 on: September 18, 2020, 01:49:03 PM »
My hair does what I tell it to


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My hair makes me put the soap upon my skin before it goes in place again.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #131 on: September 18, 2020, 03:12:52 PM »
A low cost idea for a "hot sleeper" is a lighter comforter/duvet or just use a flat sheet if you're still hot at night.

i've been going no sheet this summer.  took me a bit to adjust, but now i'm comfortable with it.
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #132 on: September 18, 2020, 03:17:18 PM »
A low cost idea for a "hot sleeper" is a lighter comforter/duvet or just use a flat sheet if you're still hot at night.

i've been going no sheet this summer.  took me a bit to adjust, but now i'm comfortable with it.
what protects you from the monsters under your bed?

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #133 on: September 18, 2020, 03:53:51 PM »
probably the dog.
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #134 on: September 18, 2020, 04:19:33 PM »
You’re just raw dogging sleep?


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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #135 on: September 18, 2020, 04:26:40 PM »
they keep it hot in this state.
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2020, 04:28:49 PM »
I got down to flat sheet only for a couple nights when it got hot here. No AC!

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2020, 06:26:31 PM »
Guys if they made a pillow as thin as a piece of paper, I would use exactly that.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2020, 06:27:04 PM »
You could use a piece of paper.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #139 on: September 18, 2020, 06:30:02 PM »
It'd be too noisy.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #140 on: September 18, 2020, 06:40:21 PM »
Piece of cotton

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #141 on: September 18, 2020, 06:41:15 PM »
Just use a pillowcase unless that's too thick

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #142 on: September 18, 2020, 06:46:18 PM »
Just use a pillowcase unless that's too thick


I'd like it to stay in the same shape all night.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #143 on: September 18, 2020, 06:52:34 PM »
Put one of those thin plastic flexible cutting boards into a pillowcase.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #144 on: September 18, 2020, 07:02:06 PM »
Hmmmmm possibly. That's definitely the best pitch I've heard. Might need a thicker pillowcase to REALLY get this stew goin.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #145 on: September 18, 2020, 07:03:43 PM »
Cardboard in a pillowcase night work well, too. You'd probably need to change it out every few nights but should be good for a while and could be easily cut to size

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #146 on: September 18, 2020, 07:05:47 PM »
I REALLY like the cardboard idea, michigancat!!

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #147 on: September 18, 2020, 07:21:55 PM »
Cut a pillow size piece out of a yoga mat.

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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #148 on: September 18, 2020, 07:22:16 PM »
Cut a pillow size piece out of a yoga mat.
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Re: Pillow Talk, Awww yeah
« Reply #149 on: September 18, 2020, 08:59:26 PM »
I want to hear more about this buckwheat pillow. It sounds gross, but of course I sleep on dead animal skin covering (down).

Isn't down the small duck or goose feathers from the neck/breast area.  My mom used to pluck goose feathers off the live goose.  We would put a small canvas bag over their head and hold the goose with legs between my legs and holding the goose with both arms around the wings.  This was because the goose didn't like that crap one bit.   

what your mom did is illegal today because it's animal cruelty. I think they get the down from all over, it necessarily need to come from neck and breast

The premium down is in the neck and breast area and any other area would cause the goose to bleed because feathers are to large.  The larger feathers are stiff and cheap feather pillows have them, but they are removed from dead animals.  The commercial feather pillow makers cut the feathers off the stem and chop them.  They don't come close to the quality of a down pillow.   
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