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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2022, 03:55:59 PM »
If I’m being completely honest, if I was a soldier about to charge into battle and then right as we were about to charge the commanding officer yelled NO QUAAAATAAHHHH!!!! Omfg I would go absolutely berserk.

I realize that isn’t really related to the 3rd amendment I just felt like sharing

tbh I think it should be the law-abiding citizens yelling that as well from their studio apartments

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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2022, 06:14:06 PM »
Happy this thread was bumped. Best pure humor I’ve seen in awhile!
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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2022, 05:47:41 AM »

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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2022, 03:50:53 PM »
lol missed that one

also, the best one so far:

https://twitter.com/jimamendments/status/1508499743772602368
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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2022, 02:06:04 PM »
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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2022, 02:25:41 PM »
I may have said it before but all of these are just so goddam great I can't help it

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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2022, 02:33:22 PM »
so good

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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2024, 08:57:42 PM »
A defunct amendment. Imagine that ...
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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2024, 09:58:40 PM »
A defunct amendment. Imagine that ...

Once we get a dictator, for a day I swear, they'll all be defunct
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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2025, 10:56:48 AM »
Don't send me to the gulag but this made me chuckle:


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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2025, 02:35:18 PM »
HELL YEAH
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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2025, 10:24:06 PM »
So good (the third amendmant)


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Re: HELL YES THIRD AMENDMENT THREAD
« Reply #40 on: Today at 09:25:12 AM »
Today's as good a day as any to reflect on what animated those who laid the masonry for our great Republic. These were eternally optimistic deists basking in the afterglow of the Enlightenment, with a renewed interest in neoclassical forms and the works of people like John Locke providing intellectual rigor and supplying a new vocabulary. Take a moment to read the Declaration of Independence today and spend some time alone with your thots. Or if you're like me, read the Federalist Papers and sharpen your arguments against those who purport to protect the Constitution but don't have two neurons to synapse together--the intellectually and spiritually bankrupt mob who is ignorant by design.

For those of you on the fence, seeing fault with 'both sides,' take a moment to reflect on what it means when one side attacks public education and seeks to inject myths and superstitions into our public schools in lieu of science and knowledge. Or when one party punishes institutions of higher learning for refusing to kowtow to arbitrary displays of power.

Dear Messrs. Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, Adams, et al., remember us, if at all, not as lost, violent souls, but only as the Hollow Men.
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