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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2020, 02:00:04 PM »
this is definitely the highest quality meme I've seen there



I've seen a bunch of ones like this that have porn subscriptions and stuff too when the stim checks hit
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2020, 03:30:54 PM »

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2020, 04:10:35 PM »
The Waldo Facebook group is snoozeville and everyone appears to be extremely stupid.

Pretty sure that's a Facebook requirement.
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2020, 04:13:18 PM »
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I bought a case of Boulevard Pale Ale cans by accident. I meant to get Wheat but just wasn't paying attention.

Is anyone able/willing to trade me their Wheat for my Pale Ale? Hurry, because although I don't *love* Pale Ale, I've already finished three cans. =)

Proof with an example.  :ROFL:
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2020, 06:03:19 PM »
Here's one. It's pretty boring and all covid stuff
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2020, 06:55:50 PM »
Here's one. It's pretty boring and all covid stuff

What does it say? It's about 5 X 5 pixels
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2020, 06:57:27 PM »
Here's one. It's pretty boring and all covid stuff

What does it say? It's about 5 X 5 pixels
Shows up fine here
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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2020, 07:09:22 PM »
Here's one. It's pretty boring and all covid stuff

What does it say? It's about 5 X 5 pixels
Shows up fine here


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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2020, 09:01:53 PM »
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A: Does anyone know where I can get some of that special ice cream Pelosi was sharing the other night?

  B: Are you a shitty Christian?

    C: wtf is your problem?

      B: she needs to practice what she preaches. Don’t be so judgment

        C: by asking about ice cream?

  D: Dis you really just take someone else’s comment from your previous post? You are the worst kind of people. Can’t even think for yourself.

    D: Oh wait. You just reposted the same thing twice. Still not getting enough attention though?

    E: I assumed it was just pencil neck D getting his hard a$$ hat on. He is scared of his own long neck shadow.

      F: wth?

  G: You can order Jeni's ice cream online

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2020, 09:06:54 PM »
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A: Does anyone know where I can get some of that special ice cream Pelosi was sharing the other night?

  B: Are you a shitty Christian?

    C: wtf is your problem?

      B: she needs to practice what she preaches. Don’t be so judgment

        C: by asking about ice cream?

  D: Dis you really just take someone else’s comment from your previous post? You are the worst kind of people. Can’t even think for yourself.

    D: Oh wait. You just reposted the same thing twice. Still not getting enough attention though?

    E: I assumed it was just pencil neck D getting his hard a$$ hat on. He is scared of his own long neck shadow.

      F: wth?

  G: You can order Jeni's ice cream online

Select cell B --> cell F. Delete.

I must know more about this "pencil neck D" character and his "hard a$$ hat" though.

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2020, 11:31:24 PM »
Nextdoor wanted more info for signup than I was willing to give a few years ago, so I didn’t bother.  Mrstdaver has it and always shows me the mountain lion RING videos but spares me the juicy neighborhood gossip.  Maybe I should join.

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2020, 04:22:30 PM »
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this large men’s slipper was in the middle of my backyard alone without its mate - in order to get there it needed to go over one of three fences or my roof - it seems like a nice slipper it is now at the end of my driveway

It was claimed!

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2020, 04:24:57 PM »
I joined NextDoor because of this thread and my neighborhood is boring as crap.
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« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2020, 06:49:26 PM »
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I don’t know if you can help me with this, but here goes: I have new neighbors who have been drilling, sawing, hammering, blasting music, and yelling at each other and their workers in their backyard for a few WEEKS now, usually seven days a week, often from morning until sundown. I am losing my mind.  I’m currently home all the time (sheltering in place) and it is extremely difficult to get work done with the relentless noise, and it’s not like I can go to the library or to a cafe to work. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. When I’m not working, I can’t even enjoy just reading a book or a phone call with family.  Much-needed naps, especially when I have migraines, are out of the question with all the drilling, sawing, and hammering, even with a pillow over my head. I am using a white noise machine and fan but that doesn’t seem to help. In desperation, I spent a small fortune on noise-canceling headphones, but I have a Eustachian tube disorder, so I can’t keep anything on or in my ears for any length of time. I wouldn’t dare sit on my patio because obviously that would make the noise even more unbearable, so instead I stay inside with all windows shut, heavy curtains drawn (in the hope they will help dampen noise a little), white noise or calming music playing, and it STILL sounds like they are yelling and hammering in my living room. It appears they (a young couple and a variety of workers and day laborers that come and go) are building shelves and furniture like desks and tables and perhaps crossfit boxes. The guy and his workers communicate by yelling to each other over loud music. The couple argues frequently, and since I can unfortunately hear EVERY SINGLE WORD they shout at each other, I know they both have terrible tempers, so I’m worried they will unleash their rage at me if I ask them to keep it down.  I emailed Sarah XXXX, the public information officer for XXXXX, over a week ago, but haven’t yet received a reply. I very reluctantly called the XPD non-emergency number (I truly hate to bother them- they have much more important things to deal with) and was told by the dispatcher that the noise is permissible in XXXXX, even on Sundays.  I asked a few neighbors in close proximity for advice, and some said they are also upset about the noise but they just hope or assume it will be over soon. Another neighbor pointed out that it is indeed terribly unpleasant, but that all homeowners make construction noise at one time or another. I have lived here for over 15 years and have never had a neighbor this inconsiderate (I’ve been very fortunate, I know). Another neighbor said he asked them to turn down the music and it led to an uncomfortable confrontation and did not help the situation. It’s pretty obvious these new neighbors don’t give a damn about making life miserable for everyone else. So, folks, do I just have to grin and bear it? Drink myself into a stupor from morning till night so I won’t care anymore? This is such a scary and stressful time for all of us, so I realize I’m probably more disturbed by this than I would normally be if I weren’t home ALL THE TIME and worried about the future and all the uncertainty, etc.

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #64 on: April 20, 2020, 07:56:31 PM »
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I need some help from the hive-mind. A few months ago we hired a contractor to build a chicken coop. It was supposed to be finished a few weeks ago, but the contractor ran behind in the build, and now we're all on lockdown, so it's not finished. It's missing an entry opening from the coop to the run, a ladder, and over the last few weeks the entire structure has started to warp and lean. All but the last 100 (due upon completion) has been paid. We reached out to the contractor but he has no intention of coming to finish the job and now wants more money to correct the issue with the warping (but he is still advertising his services to others). As of right now we cannot open the interior door, one of the exterior doors is sticking, we need a hole cut for the chickens to access the coop and we need a ladder as well as some help straightening the whole thing out to make it level and prevent the warp from worsening.
I'm not inclined to hire him to continue as it's been a frustrating process and I'm not confident in his ability to fix anything at this point. Nor do I want to send him more money that we have already paid at this point (nearly $2000).
Does anyone know a reliable contractor who might be able to fix these issues? We can guarantee that no one else would be anywhere in proximity during the fixes and I am happy to provide a mask, gloves and anything else that might be needed.
Our chicks are now 4 weeks old and we need the coop soon, otherwise we're going to have six house-chickens running around with the kids and the dog.


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« Reply #65 on: April 20, 2020, 07:59:42 PM »
I like it when people know they're being a Karen and still go full Karen

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Our only dispensary in town is not social distancing...on freaking 4/20. People are crowding next to each other, less than one foot apart, at the counters. There are x's marked on the floors, people aren't standing on them, and the security guards aren't enforcing social distancing. I asked to speak to the manager (yes, I went full Karen) and she said the ordinance says that if people are standing in line, like at the pharmacy, they don't have to social distance.
I told her that sounds incorrect. She said if I was uncomfortable, I could go stand in the corner and they would come to me. I told her everyone is uncomfortable because this puts people in a dangerous situation. She disagreed.
I will never be back because I refuse to support businesses that knowingly endanger our community. If you pay them a visit today, please let them know if you're uncomfortable with their social distancing, or lack thereof.
 UPDATE: I spoke to a very nice officer who said he would go speak to them and explain the ordinance. Yay XPD!

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Re: Posts on your neighborhood's facebook or Nextdoor group
« Reply #66 on: April 20, 2020, 08:03:10 PM »
Oh, I think she'll bee back to the only dispensary in town.

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« Reply #67 on: April 20, 2020, 08:13:16 PM »
Oh, I think she'll bee back to the only dispensary in town.

all the responses are people telling her which dispensaries to go in neighboring towns

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« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2020, 09:39:14 AM »
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Who here owns a dehumidifier??

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« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2020, 09:50:16 AM »
What a dumb bitch

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« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2020, 09:54:40 AM »

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« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2020, 09:56:32 AM »
Still holds true.

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« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2020, 10:05:05 AM »
I don't know if you're mocking me or him. :frown:

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« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2020, 10:05:31 AM »
Props to wacky for using gender neutral slurs

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« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2020, 10:08:21 AM »
I don't know if you're mocking me or him. :frown:
Him, bud.  :cheers: