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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2020, 11:40:23 PM »
I need someone smarter than me to explain it to me. What's the funny part I'm missing?

Saying it looks like something he’d do is extremely tacky.

But who is this guy and why should I care?

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2020, 12:04:43 AM »
He's a conservative turd, obviously
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2020, 12:14:23 AM »
He started getting retweeted all the time by Matt Walsh and folks like him when the lockdowns started

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2020, 12:16:30 AM »
I mean takes like this will get you noticed!

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2020, 09:00:38 AM »
I'm not big on the Bible but is he comparing this preacher to Jesus???

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2020, 09:51:43 AM »
The replies to that...woof. One was “now he’s getting praised by God instead of listening to the fear mongering down here, lucky him.”

Also, I don’t know much about the evangelical/baptist community, but are they cherry picking some verse to put their spouse above their kids? I’ve been seeing a lot more “Jesus, Husband/Wife, Father/Mother in that order” bios lately. They always put spouse first, as if Jerry Falwell Jr told them to. If I have to choose between my wife and kids, Mrs. Hamburg stands no chance.
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #56 on: April 14, 2020, 08:28:57 PM »
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You serious, Clark?

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2020, 09:18:23 AM »

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2020, 10:51:33 AM »
The replies to that...woof. One was “now he’s getting praised by God instead of listening to the fear mongering down here, lucky him.”

Also, I don’t know much about the evangelical/baptist community, but are they cherry picking some verse to put their spouse above their kids? I’ve been seeing a lot more “Jesus, Husband/Wife, Father/Mother in that order” bios lately. They always put spouse first, as if Jerry Falwell Jr told them to. If I have to choose between my wife and kids, Mrs. Hamburg stands no chance.

I believe that has always been the way it is laid out.
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #59 on: April 18, 2020, 02:17:41 PM »

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2020, 03:04:35 PM »
The replies to that...woof. One was “now he’s getting praised by God instead of listening to the fear mongering down here, lucky him.”

Also, I don’t know much about the evangelical/baptist community, but are they cherry picking some verse to put their spouse above their kids? I’ve been seeing a lot more “Jesus, Husband/Wife, Father/Mother in that order” bios lately. They always put spouse first, as if Jerry Falwell Jr told them to. If I have to choose between my wife and kids, Mrs. Hamburg stands no chance.

I believe that has always been the way it is laid out.

Kids used to die way more often than they do now.

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2020, 05:40:06 PM »

imagine being that dumb

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2020, 05:49:14 PM »

imagine being that dumb
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2020, 06:19:27 PM »
This because a very important talking point for conservatives yesterday



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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2020, 09:16:44 PM »
This because a very important talking point for conservatives yesterday


Would this dump eff be happy if they shut down public transportation in NYC.  Or is he just itching to put on his G-string and go swimming.
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2020, 09:30:10 PM »

imagine being that dumb

I’m going to make a “shame yourself” post here. The first 20 times I saw those tweets I couldn’t understand why everyone was giving him such a hard time for just not putting on the bottom strap.  I thought he just had a nice mask instead of an annoying behind the ears one.
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2020, 10:16:15 PM »

imagine being that dumb

I’m going to make a “shame yourself” post here. The first 20 times I saw those tweets I couldn’t understand why everyone was giving him such a hard time for just not putting on the bottom strap.  I thought he just had a nice mask instead of an annoying behind the ears one.

I'm a scarf guy. I too shouldn't be a governor. Not sure what Ron's excuse is.

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #67 on: April 20, 2020, 11:26:31 PM »
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2020, 09:13:55 AM »
Outstanding meltdown #cRusty

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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2020, 10:54:10 AM »
Usually this is reserved for conservative media but I think this applies!


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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2020, 12:27:06 PM »
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2020, 12:29:55 PM »
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Re: Conservative Turds losing their damn minds over coronavirus
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2020, 01:47:29 PM »
Hong Kong Flu:  125K American's dead, tens of millions infected, even the POTUS and the VPOTUS got sick, hundreds of thousands dead world wide.

Zero shut downs, barely even made the front page news, they held Woodstock. 

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