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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #725 on: March 25, 2021, 09:47:53 AM »
just got my 2nd pfizer (#1 rated vaccination by experts) and the damn needle broke off in my rock hard muscle
the lady didn’t know what to do so I just said eff it and left, like I gaf about a little piece of metal in my arm


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #726 on: March 25, 2021, 09:50:00 AM »
just got my 2nd pfizer (#1 rated vaccination by experts) and the damn needle broke off in my rock hard muscle
the lady didn’t know what to do so I just said eff it and left, like I gaf about a little piece of metal in my arm
I bet if you flex hard enough your muscles will just push it out.


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #727 on: March 25, 2021, 10:34:35 AM »
What kind of back alley clinic did you get this at?

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #728 on: March 25, 2021, 10:35:05 AM »
just got my 2nd pfizer (#1 rated vaccination by experts) and the damn needle broke off in my rock hard muscle
the lady didn’t know what to do so I just said eff it and left, like I gaf about a little piece of metal in my arm
I bet if you flex hard enough your muscles will just push it out.

actually flexed pretty hard in the hy-vee parking lot as i was leaving and the needle disintegrated


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #729 on: March 25, 2021, 12:39:40 PM »
Got my first 5g chip today at a giant warehouse in Lenexa, in and out in 15 minutes.


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #730 on: March 25, 2021, 12:41:33 PM »
I think Bill Gates accidentally turned this guy's tracker on too soon. (Best I could do for a pic but there was a guy laying down in the parking lot behind the car backing out)


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #731 on: March 25, 2021, 12:41:51 PM »
hell yeah ben ji

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #732 on: March 25, 2021, 12:54:07 PM »
Perils of backing out of parking spaces, not getting chip'd.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #733 on: March 25, 2021, 12:55:30 PM »
Maybe he passed out from excitement


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #734 on: March 25, 2021, 01:03:26 PM »
Maybe he passed out from excitement


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #735 on: March 26, 2021, 01:33:29 AM »
Got my first 5g chip today at a giant warehouse in Lenexa, in and out in 15 minutes.



They didn't make you wait after you got the shot to monitor you for anaphylaxis?

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #736 on: March 26, 2021, 05:40:20 AM »
Evidently not

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #737 on: March 26, 2021, 07:33:11 AM »
My Pfizer jab was less painful than a normal flu shot. No sensitivity at all after a day.


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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #738 on: March 26, 2021, 08:19:29 AM »
Got my first 5g chip today at a giant warehouse in Lenexa, in and out in 15 minutes.



They didn't make you wait after you got the shot to monitor you for anaphylaxis?

There was a waiting area not shown in the picture where they told you to sit and wait for 15 minutes after they chipped you up. I decided not to wait.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #739 on: March 26, 2021, 08:39:31 AM »
If I drive back to Kansas this weekend could I get chipped? Not going to lie, happy for you all getting shots, but it is getting pretty frustrating waiting.  I’m going to have to stretch it a bit to qualify for the next phase to be in the construction industry or just eat recklessly for a couple weeks and bump up that BMI or start smoking cigarettes.
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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #740 on: March 26, 2021, 08:55:39 AM »
If I drive back to Kansas this weekend could I get chipped? Not going to lie, happy for you all getting shots, but it is getting pretty frustrating waiting.  I’m going to have to stretch it a bit to qualify for the next phase to be in the construction industry or just eat recklessly for a couple weeks and bump up that BMI or start smoking cigarettes.

You can prob get chipped in KS if you want but we're not in the phase for healthy/moderately young people yet

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #741 on: March 26, 2021, 08:59:07 AM »
Not here either, but it seems either Kansas and MO have a surplus of chips whereas we do not. That, or my EMAW friends ITT are not the healthy, young and good smelling elites that I thought they were.
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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #742 on: March 26, 2021, 08:59:28 AM »
I thought KS just dropped all phases and opened to everyone? Am I crazy?
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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #743 on: March 26, 2021, 09:15:36 AM »
We opened phase 3/4 on Monday. It’s anyone from 16-64 with underlying medical conditions AND several work sectors.

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/coronavirus/2021/03/23/kansas-has-expanded-covid-19-vaccine-eligibility-heres-what-know-kdhe-phase-3-phase-4-laura-kelly/6963702002/
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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #744 on: March 26, 2021, 09:19:51 AM »
This is also a really good twitter account to follow for anyone in KC.

https://twitter.com/kcvaccinewatch
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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #745 on: March 26, 2021, 09:24:02 AM »
Rural missouri walmarts is the honeyhole.

Anybody have luck scheduling a 2nd dose outside of what you were scheduled at first dose? Trying to find a 2nd moderna plug closer to kc. Hy-vee seems tapped out of the #1 chip.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #746 on: March 26, 2021, 10:48:56 AM »
We opened phase 3/4 on Monday. It’s anyone from 16-64 with underlying medical conditions AND several work sectors.

https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/coronavirus/2021/03/23/kansas-has-expanded-covid-19-vaccine-eligibility-heres-what-know-kdhe-phase-3-phase-4-laura-kelly/6963702002/

Yeah, it's open to any and everyone willing to tell a person over the phone that they have asthma.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #747 on: March 26, 2021, 11:06:52 AM »
Not here either, but it seems either Kansas and MO have a surplus of chips whereas we do not. That, or my EMAW friends ITT are not the healthy, young and good smelling elites that I thought they were.

I accurately marked that I was a former smoker and I skipped ahead in my organization's line to move up, but I don't know if that would make a difference for you.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #748 on: March 26, 2021, 11:08:07 AM »
I called my county office to ask why I hadn't been called when they were clearly pass my number and they didn't know why.  Said they'd put me on the list but it will take 5-10 business days.  So, I called Choctaw immediately after I hung up and got an appointment for tomorrow.

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Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?
« Reply #749 on: March 26, 2021, 11:09:31 AM »
Not here either, but it seems either Kansas and MO have a surplus of chips whereas we do not. That, or my EMAW friends ITT are not the healthy, young and good smelling elites that I thought they were.

I accurately marked that I was a former smoker and I skipped ahead in my organization's line to move up, but I don't know if that would make a difference for you.

It will open up here to everyone 16 and up on March 31st, so I can finally get my mark of the beast.