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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #275 on: May 13, 2020, 11:57:40 AM »
If you guys ever are going camping and need some matches, let me know.

Reminded me of the clepto in me that grabs any pack of wood matches from restaurants, etc.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #276 on: May 13, 2020, 03:16:20 PM »
If you guys ever are going camping and need some matches, let me know.

Reminded me of the clepto in me that grabs any pack of wood matches from restaurants, etc.


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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #277 on: May 13, 2020, 05:42:20 PM »
Had dinner with my mom and somehow the topic of how masks are required at Costco came up and this conversation ensued and it made me think that maybe my dad has been posting here all along under bookie's screen name.

Mom: The only time your dad wears a mask is when he asks to go to costco with me because they require it.

Me: Does he always go with you? Why can't he go alone?

Mom: Oh, we used to both be on the membership but he cancelled it a couple of years ago because the people that run costco are liberals. I went in the next day and opened a new membership with your brother as the second name on the account. Your dad still goes to costco all the time but now I have to go with him so he can get in.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #278 on: May 13, 2020, 06:07:15 PM »
:lol:

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #279 on: May 13, 2020, 06:49:36 PM »
lmao


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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #280 on: May 13, 2020, 09:28:13 PM »
Awesome
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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #281 on: May 19, 2020, 07:44:25 AM »

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #283 on: May 19, 2020, 01:31:49 PM »
that's gotta be some onion crap

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #284 on: May 19, 2020, 02:53:28 PM »
I got my hair cut today for the first time since February and it feels amazing.

Online checkin/appt only, mask required, both stylist and customer have to wash hands before cutting commences.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #285 on: May 19, 2020, 03:05:23 PM »
I think I'm just going to let it keep growing, it's past the annoying half short/half long phase now
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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #286 on: May 19, 2020, 03:39:08 PM »
I'm getting roasted pretty good at work. Need to get it cut soon
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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #287 on: May 19, 2020, 03:43:56 PM »
I cut my beard off over the weekend. It's probably the worst move I've made in a long time.  Hopefully it will be grown out by the time I go back into the office on June 8th.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #288 on: May 19, 2020, 05:00:26 PM »
no better feeling than cutting your own hair, and thinking if nobody stairs at it hard enough, or if you don't tell anyone, no one will even notice you did it.  it's a beautiful day, go sit on your deck, cut your own hair, and drink a beer, because who in the eff actually cares.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #289 on: May 19, 2020, 05:02:48 PM »
Wife told me to get rid of the beard last week. Cut my hair too.

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #290 on: May 19, 2020, 05:12:28 PM »
Trimmed my glorious hobo beard today. I was starting a lot to look like Dave.

And now, this:

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1262128643037433856?s=20

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #291 on: May 20, 2020, 04:44:15 AM »
The Onion couldn't have done it any better.

Also Had a haircut, so great.  :D

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #292 on: May 20, 2020, 08:41:21 AM »
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Which is why he continues tweaking his burger recipe, and thinking up delivery methods that don’t involve third-party apps. He recently bought an old Jeep, gave it a sharp new pink and black paint job, and installed milk shake machines in the back. A few weeks from now it will start making burger deliveries throughout the Queen Anne neighborhood. Max installed a sound system so customers can request a custom song for an extra $10. “Ideally it’ll be happy birthday or something,” he texted me Friday afternoon. “But if it’s the Thong Song, a job is a job.”

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #294 on: May 21, 2020, 12:05:30 PM »
Grinders finally open backed up and we went there last night after golf. Patio only. Order through the window. Got me a philly and it was amaze!

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #295 on: May 21, 2020, 12:06:46 PM »



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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #296 on: May 21, 2020, 12:13:40 PM »
Mom in quarantine since mid-March at senior living here in KC.  Finally got potting soil and plants delivered to her so she can fill her patio planters.  That has helped her mind set immensely.


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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #297 on: May 21, 2020, 12:53:15 PM »



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 :thumbsup:  I assume the Lenexa one?  Not sure Crossroads locale is open yet

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Re: 'Rona Good News / Funny things only thread
« Reply #298 on: May 21, 2020, 01:00:56 PM »
Yes sir. Just down the street from us.

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« Reply #299 on: May 21, 2020, 02:39:38 PM »
If I lived in JoCo I think Wacky and I would be best bros.  Probably stand in my garage watching my smoker and drinking beer every weekend.