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[michigancat]

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1583101735224381440

first of all, wtf

second of all, to turn what around????

[catastrophe]

“The problem with this country is that not enough people think exactly like me.”
-An actual non-ironic quote from a guy who writes satire for a living.

[Cartierfor3]

JB: There is no "black" or "white" church, just one true church made of people who hold the same theological positions as me.

Also JB: Here are some examples I found on an internet search of how bad the Black church is and why Black people need to come back to white churches now that people from white churches are  not blowing up Black kids while they attend Sunday School.

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1580552521244094464?s=20&t=vLZq-4sth6pnR66TU95NGA

this entire thread is worth reading. I've been a big fan of Phil Vischer's podcast for a while. Most weeks I listen.

[Rage Against the McKee]

“The problem with this country is that not enough people think exactly like me.”
-An actual non-ironic quote from a guy who writes satire for a living.

Plus, he unironically wants the church (not most black churches, though) to control the government.

[_33]

The funniest Bee stories are the non-political ones.  But those don't go viral or get fact checked by snopes.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

JB: There is no "black" or "white" church, just one true church made of people who hold the same theological positions as me.

Also JB: Here are some examples I found on an internet search of how bad the Black church is and why Black people need to come back to white churches now that people from white churches are  not blowing up Black kids while they attend Sunday School.

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1580552521244094464?s=20&t=vLZq-4sth6pnR66TU95NGA

this entire thread is worth reading. I've been a big fan of Phil Vischer's podcast for a while. Most weeks I listen.

Holy Post is usually a good listen although it seems like they've had the same topic for about six months now -- "Why are evangelicals so attracted to Trump?" They have some interesting interview guests.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The funniest Bee stories are the non-political ones.  But those don't go viral or get fact checked by snopes.

I like the cover page that begs for money so they can prevail against Big Tech, the liberal media, and anyone else who tries to take them down. Plus, if you subscribe, you get a free book from them on wokeness.

[Fedor]

The funniest Bee stories are the non-political ones.  But those don't go viral or get fact checked by snopes.

I like the cover page that begs for money so they can prevail against Big Tech, the liberal media, and anyone else who tries to take them down. Plus, if you subscribe, you get a free book from them on wokeness.

More like Rage Against the Bee, amiright?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Maybe they will put me in their next book.

[_33]

The funniest Bee stories are the non-political ones.  But those don't go viral or get fact checked by snopes.

I like the cover page that begs for money so they can prevail against Big Tech, the liberal media, and anyone else who tries to take them down. Plus, if you subscribe, you get a free book from them on wokeness.

idk I've never been to their page but like there's one where the motion lights go out in the middle of a presbyterian church service due to lack of motion.   

[Sandstone Outcropping]

The funniest Bee stories are the non-political ones.  But those don't go viral or get fact checked by snopes.

I like the cover page that begs for money so they can prevail against Big Tech, the liberal media, and anyone else who tries to take them down. Plus, if you subscribe, you get a free book from them on wokeness.

idk I've never been to their page but like there's one where the motion lights go out in the middle of a presbyterian church service due to lack of motion.   

4 -5 years ago, most of their stuff was like this -- enjoyable jabs at the quirks of different denominations.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

https://twitter.com/joelwberry/status/1591095294732558336?s=46&t=Da5niSTSHeDz78gLWnFOKw

[Rage Against the McKee]

He's like a Texags poster.

[catastrophe]

“Single women are the problem with society today.”

-incels and also Babylon bee guy

[Rage Against the McKee]

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1597213472483573761

[michigancat]

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1597213472483573761

I love an accidentally socialist tweet

[Rage Against the McKee]

Well, he would have gladly paid the $600 if the doctor wouldn't have given him sound medical advice.

[Dugout DickStone]

same people who were screaming about baby formula shortages now hate baby formula and I am lol'ing

[Sandstone Outcropping]

same people who were screaming about baby formula shortages now hate baby formula and I am lol'ing

okay. I didn't get that "shelf-stable soybean oil" referred to baby formula. I think there is a thing going around in some circles about the evils of "seed oils." Haven't looked into it much.

[Dugout DickStone]

same people who were screaming about baby formula shortages now hate baby formula and I am lol'ing

okay. I didn't get that "shelf-stable soybean oil" referred to baby formula. I think there is a thing going around in some circles about the evils of "seed oils." Haven't looked into it much.

war against farmers I guess

[Sandstone Outcropping]

same people who were screaming about baby formula shortages now hate baby formula and I am lol'ing

okay. I didn't get that "shelf-stable soybean oil" referred to baby formula. I think there is a thing going around in some circles about the evils of "seed oils." Haven't looked into it much.

war against farmers I guess

yeah. they had better not come after the soybeans. sounds like maybe soybeans are replacing corn which replaced wheat as the new food bogeyman.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

https://twitter.com/tulipsatire/status/1601254779120148486?s=46&t=J0uTCCO0fx5tE4RcoY1NHw

[Rage Against the McKee]

same people who were screaming about baby formula shortages now hate baby formula and I am lol'ing

okay. I didn't get that "shelf-stable soybean oil" referred to baby formula. I think there is a thing going around in some circles about the evils of "seed oils." Haven't looked into it much.

war against farmers I guess

yeah. they had better not come after the soybeans. sounds like maybe soybeans are replacing corn which replaced wheat as the new food bogeyman.

It's really just a shot at the lactose intolerant. They don't give a crap if you eat soy products, but they care deeply if you don't drink milk that came from a cow.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

JB: There is no "black" or "white" church, just one true church made of people who hold the same theological positions as me.

Also JB: Here are some examples I found on an internet search of how bad the Black church is and why Black people need to come back to white churches now that people from white churches are  not blowing up Black kids while they attend Sunday School.

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1580552521244094464?s=20&t=vLZq-4sth6pnR66TU95NGA

this entire thread is worth reading. I've been a big fan of Phil Vischer's podcast for a while. Most weeks I listen.

I guess this is the official Phil Vischer thread. I thought this conversation between Phil and Esau McCaulley about the misappropriation of MLK’s legacy, religion and race was fascinating:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-holy-post/id591157388?i=1000597861769

[Rage Against the McKee]

This thread is a real doozy.

https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1631318894383190017