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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #675 on: September 14, 2020, 08:38:14 AM »
Went out to eat tonight for only the 2nd time this year due to 1. wife being pregnant and 2. covid.  I can feel my arteries clogging after this meal.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #676 on: September 14, 2020, 11:24:21 AM »
Went out to eat tonight for only the 2nd time this year due to 1. wife being pregnant and 2. covid.  I can feel my arteries clogging after this meal.


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“ There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.”

^opening paragraph of the thread.  We are going to have to agree to disagree because with my food overindulgences, this is the exact thread for me, AST, to make such a post.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #677 on: September 14, 2020, 02:29:43 PM »
my short response was simply a backward way of complimenting your good looking food :1cat:

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #678 on: September 14, 2020, 03:15:39 PM »
my short response was simply a backward way of complimenting your good looking food :1cat:

Well that one sailed right over my head.  :facepalm:


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #679 on: September 14, 2020, 04:50:59 PM »
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #680 on: September 14, 2020, 05:19:00 PM »
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.

In my ever so slight defense, most of my meals cost way less than that as I make them at home.  But I do so your point.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #681 on: September 14, 2020, 07:10:05 PM »
how did you cook that ribeye?


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #682 on: September 14, 2020, 07:51:04 PM »
how did you cook that ribeye?

I told the waitress how I wanted it and it showed up to the table like that.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #684 on: September 15, 2020, 10:06:22 AM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #685 on: September 15, 2020, 12:12:38 PM »
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.

In my ever so slight defense, most of my meals cost way less than that as I make them at home.  But I do so your point.

Oh for sure. If you made it at home same general principle applies. You are elite even when trash can'ing.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #687 on: September 16, 2020, 05:27:47 AM »
It better be rimmed with doritos locos nacho chowder

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #688 on: September 16, 2020, 08:13:42 AM »
This is just brilliant.  It appeals to both the taco and wine enthusiast that resides in all of us.  Unfortunately it is only available in Canada currently.




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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #689 on: September 16, 2020, 08:33:04 AM »
dew and bourbon is good


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #693 on: September 17, 2020, 01:03:30 PM »


Down south marg (w/ slim Jim garnish)
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #694 on: September 17, 2020, 01:13:55 PM »
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #695 on: September 17, 2020, 02:36:45 PM »
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!

Kickstarter energy drinks, which is separate from game fuel because it is not for gamers.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #696 on: September 17, 2020, 03:09:58 PM »
@ChiCat nothing gets past Big Dew Inc.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #697 on: September 18, 2020, 12:22:07 AM »
Someone gonna tell us what the eff is in that drink other than dew and a goddammed slim jim?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #698 on: September 18, 2020, 08:19:33 AM »
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #699 on: September 18, 2020, 08:21:16 AM »
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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