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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #425 on: May 04, 2020, 03:09:53 PM »
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Like....no calories with booze? I don’t think that is possible. Because of the booze calories. But they are essentially vodka sodas so pretty much as low calorie as booze can be.


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Like low calories. I mean, prob not too many calories in the small amount of alcohol in a truly or whatever. I guess it's pretty tough to get much lower than 90 or so for a 12 oz. drink.
I recall from my KSU nutrition class that alcohol is actually one of the most calorie dense foods around. Look at all the lo cal beers (Miller 64, Bud 55, Michelob Ultra, etc.) and you’ll see they’re very low alcohol. Cutting carbs only gets you so far.

Also an unverified factoid I’ve carried in my back pocket is your body doesn’t store alcohol as fat, so feel free to drink away without repercussions as long as you can avoid the temptation of the delicious food you will definitely start craving.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #426 on: May 04, 2020, 05:33:17 PM »
7 calories per gram and lol no

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« Reply #427 on: May 04, 2020, 06:38:34 PM »
Damn you for making me look it up.

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Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #428 on: May 05, 2020, 11:29:34 PM »
interesting

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #429 on: May 06, 2020, 07:56:33 AM »
Can we talk about how trashcan'y Tequila is? Woof! I'm bloated as hell today. Worst alcohol oat?

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« Reply #430 on: May 06, 2020, 08:01:27 AM »
Damn you for making me look it up.

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Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.
The amount of fat you consume is not related to the amount of fat you store. It's not like your body is taking the butter off your toast and putting it straight to your love handles.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #431 on: May 06, 2020, 08:05:01 AM »
Can we talk about how trashcan'y Tequila is? Woof! I'm bloated as hell today. Worst alcohol oat?
It's probably all the sugar you consumed.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #432 on: May 06, 2020, 08:06:34 AM »
Yeah, definitely. We got a decent tequila and made some tacos last night and even tried to go low cal for the mixers, but I feel disgusting and we really didn't have that much.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #433 on: May 06, 2020, 08:08:20 AM »
I love a good frozen marg, but I don't feel like Tequila is much of a session drink.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #434 on: May 06, 2020, 08:20:10 AM »
lol

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #435 on: May 06, 2020, 08:35:09 AM »
Session Tequila lmao


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #436 on: May 06, 2020, 08:46:52 AM »


We made the Mexican mimosa and paloma but substituted the sugar with Splenda and I feel like a beached whale this morning (no salt).


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #437 on: May 06, 2020, 09:00:40 AM »
my mom is a hardcore tequila drinker. Not like drinks often but when she does. Can slam a bottle of patron and claim she doesn’t get drunk or hungover. Drugs? Liar? No clear verdict at this time.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #438 on: May 06, 2020, 09:01:59 AM »
SD Cooler:

Patron silver
Juice from 1-2 limes
1 can Truly Lime
Serve over ice in a rim salted 16 Oz pint glass


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #439 on: May 06, 2020, 09:04:20 AM »
SD Cooler:

Patron silver
Juice from 1-2 limes
1 can Truly Lime
Serve over ice in a rim salted 16 Oz pint glass


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #440 on: May 06, 2020, 09:04:59 AM »
may try the above with a bit of spicy bloody mary mix and/or tapatio and call it a sdichelada

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #441 on: May 06, 2020, 09:08:35 AM »
filled my body last night with carne asada street 'cos, negra modelo, and some session margs.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #442 on: May 06, 2020, 09:16:24 AM »
white clam:
mezcal
kahlua
milk

i could probably drink about fifty of these during a session and not a speck of hangover + they're delicious.  rachel ray wants me on her tv show.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #443 on: May 06, 2020, 10:55:48 AM »
Damn you for making me look it up.

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Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.

I don't see how that would prevent you from getting fat. Even if it takes precedence in metabolism, that means you aren't metabolizing the fat you would have been.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #444 on: May 06, 2020, 03:16:33 PM »
You swallow or eat the worm?  :drink: :lick: :grin:
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« Reply #445 on: May 06, 2020, 05:00:40 PM »
Damn you for making me look it up.

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Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.

I don't see how that would prevent you from getting fat. Even if it takes precedence in metabolism, that means you aren't metabolizing the fat you would have been.
I think that’s right. Basically like keto. The different metabolization can kind of work to your advantage, but if you’re just adding drinks and not subtracting calories elsewhere then you’re still more likely to gain weight.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #446 on: May 06, 2020, 05:11:21 PM »
guys, get that non-trashcan crap out of here. I show up to see body garbage'ing and body garbage'ing only (and recipes)

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #447 on: May 06, 2020, 10:24:31 PM »
Two Nathan's Famous (8/1) hot dogs for lunch. Leftover Papa John's Pizza (3 pieces) and a garlic knot for dinner tonight. Now drinking leftover margs.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #448 on: May 06, 2020, 10:51:58 PM »
Giant plate of spaghetti a billion Kirkland meatballs and ragu


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #449 on: May 06, 2020, 10:53:27 PM »
Ice
Cheapest red wine in the store
Orange soda


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