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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #350 on: April 29, 2020, 09:11:26 AM »
my first good booze trash cannings occurred off of dr. pep and black velvet bourbon in the 20oz bottle plan mentioned above. next ones were mtn dew and viaka.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #351 on: April 29, 2020, 09:12:12 AM »
ate like half a bag of lays ridge potato chips and half a container of french onion dip last night. felt deliciously shitty.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #352 on: April 29, 2020, 09:28:45 AM »
Pita Chips are never safe in my home.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #353 on: April 29, 2020, 09:53:43 AM »
Pita Chips are never safe in my home.
Goes great with beer cheese dip from the store.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #354 on: April 29, 2020, 12:04:38 PM »
I drink seltzer water 24/7/365. I set up a carbonation rig with a CO2 tank, a ball-lock connector, and a carbonation cap so that I'd stop going through so many sodastream bottles
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #355 on: April 29, 2020, 12:19:51 PM »
lol

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #356 on: April 29, 2020, 12:41:07 PM »
ate like half a bag of lays ridge potato chips and half a container of french onion dip last night. felt deliciously shitty.

Pita Chips are never safe in my home.

I feel like I'd have to eat a lot of pita chips to feel shitty about it. Like, I could eat half a bag and half a thing of hummus without batting an eye. Sub that with sd's chips and french o, and it's a truly gluttonous endeavor.

I know in reality it's probably not all that different tho. That's prob why I'm a fat eff.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #357 on: April 29, 2020, 01:02:32 PM »
pita chips and hummus are classic feels like I'm not eating like a garbage can but irl I'm eating like garbage can foods.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #358 on: April 29, 2020, 01:05:12 PM »
waffle cone form aldi, 1 scoop chocolate, 1 scoop choc chip cookie dough

^had 2 last night

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #359 on: April 29, 2020, 01:12:35 PM »
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #360 on: April 29, 2020, 01:28:47 PM »
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.



Man, those caramel center ones are so choice.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #361 on: April 29, 2020, 01:45:12 PM »
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.



This is real garbage can material here. How many in a box?
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« Reply #362 on: April 29, 2020, 01:56:35 PM »
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.



This is real garbage can material here. How many in a box?

I think there are 8.  I just kept going back to the well until I felt I had adequately filled the trashcan.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #363 on: April 29, 2020, 01:57:08 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #364 on: April 29, 2020, 02:18:31 PM »
 :lol:

4 Drumsticks:
1240 calories
64 grams of fat, 36 grams of saturated fat
148 grams of carbs, 8 grams of those are fiber tho!
16 grams of protein

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That's doing it right.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #365 on: April 29, 2020, 02:19:58 PM »
I make “nachos” with more trashcan calories than that all the time I bet


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #366 on: April 29, 2020, 02:24:38 PM »
my first good booze trash cannings occurred off of dr. pep and black velvet bourbon in the 20oz bottle plan mentioned above. next ones were mtn dew and viaka.

My second senior year at K-State was filled with Dr. Pepper and SoCo.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #367 on: April 29, 2020, 02:40:14 PM »
The other night I was delivering food and a customer who had ordered On The Border texted saying she put the wrong address and was going to cancel the order just as I was pulling up to the restaurant.

The restaurants typically just put the food in an area where you can pick it up these days, so I went in and grabbed the food ($40-$50 worth or so). This was on GrubHub, where picking up the food allows you to still get paid whether the customer cancels or not afterward. If they cancel before you get pick it up you're screwed.

Anyway this is the order

2 crunchy beef tacos w rice n black beans
2 soft chicken tacos w rice n black beans
2 soft brisket tacos w rice n black beans
one order of cinnamon sopapillas (sp?) w/ chocolate sauce, syrup

You better believe that I ate all of the beef and brisket tacos that night along with their associated rice n beans and some sopapillas.

 
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #368 on: April 29, 2020, 02:50:31 PM »
Haha. A week or so ago I got some delivery from Jack stack and I just had a pulled pork dinner with fries but they also put in a pulled pork sandwich w/ fries and I totally ate both of those gleefully.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #369 on: April 29, 2020, 02:56:02 PM »
nomnomnom

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #370 on: April 29, 2020, 02:59:05 PM »
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #371 on: April 29, 2020, 03:01:24 PM »
I drink seltzer water 24/7/365. I set up a carbonation rig with a CO2 tank, a ball-lock connector, and a carbonation cap so that I'd stop going through so many sodastream bottles


its been years on this blog since i've seen a quality "home carbonation rig/i'm stocked up on TP" humblebrag but 8MP nailed it.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #372 on: April 29, 2020, 03:41:32 PM »
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?

Your duty is to eat all the burritos.  After all, there are hungry nurses battling China

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #373 on: April 29, 2020, 03:53:17 PM »
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #374 on: April 29, 2020, 04:00:51 PM »
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?

Your duty is to eat all the burritos.  After all, there are hungry nurses battling China

This. Or half, and then pot itt.

Spracne opens bag of WacArnolds and sees a dozen breakfast burritos. He shrugs, "that'll do."
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.